Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense, sustained enthusiasm for MCR and specific songs, e.g. “no hay día desde el 1 de febrero en el que yo no le dedique lágrimas a estos señores” and “TOCARON VAMPIRESSJDKSLDKSKDKKZKSKDJDJDJDJDKDJ”.
- Humorous voice: Uses self-deprecating and absurd humor, like “yo pensando que iba a salir deprimida del recital de mychem y al final salí ovulando” and “esta amiga desempleada un martes a las 11”.
- Socially aware: Engages critically with politics and social issues, e.g. “repudiar a un estado genocida=nazi” and criticism of libertarian reforms in “rogando que alguno de ellos diga algo coherente sobre la reforma”.
- Protective empathy: Shows concern for others’ boundaries and safety, like calling out fans who followed Frank: “PERO SI SE FUE NO LO SIGAN BOLUDAZAS”.
- Authentic openness: Expresses emotions and obsessions very candidly, such as crying on the bus in “estoy yendo a trabajar escuchando mychem y estoy llorando en el bondi” and openly describing hyperfixations in “volvió tan fuerte mi hiperfijacion con mcr”.
Weaknesses:
- Explicit content: Frequent references to sexual acts and masturbation, e.g. bio and tweets like “las cantidad de pajas que me hice en este recital” and “me voy a tener que PAJEAAAAAR”.
- Aggressive language: Uses harsh insults and violent phrasing, such as “lo voy a tener que dormir”, “duerman a frank iero”, and repeated “me voy a matar” expressions.
- Crude joking: Relies heavily on shock humor involving sex and bodies, e.g. “sisi acaba adentro despues tomo la pastilla” and throwing a condom on stage in “yo les revolee un forro al escenario”.
- Potential insensitivity: Uses slurs and labels casually (e.g. “villero”, joking about “el homosexual de mi novio” in this tweet), which can come across as insensitive despite a generally progressive stance.
- Impulsive posting: Frequently tweets intense, unfiltered reactions that might backfire socially, like threatening an “atentado en pleno campo” over a setlist in this tweet or extreme overreactions in all-caps “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, horny, irreverent, and loud about their obsessions. Their over-the-top, slightly menacing stan energy is very Bart-like, e.g. talking about going to extremes if a song isn’t played: “YA ESTOY DEMENCIAL DE NUEVO si no cantan deathwish empiezo un atentado en pleno campo” and joking about throwing things on stage: “cuando aca gerard le camine cerca nomas y yo les revolee un forro al escenario”. The crude, shameless sexual humor is also pure Bart, like “las cantidad de pajas que me hice en este recital y nadie se dio cuenta porque estabamos todos mojados con agua” and “tengo un video hermoso de frank pero no lo puedo subir porque una amiga sale gritando ME VOY A TENER QUE PAJEAAAAAR”. At the same time, beneath the jokes, there’s strong emotional attachment and sincerity about music and idols, as seen in “no hay día desde el 1 de febrero en el que yo no le dedique lágrimas a estos señores” and “sigo llorando cuando me acuerdo del recital”. Finally, their anti-authoritarian streak and political jabs, like “repudiar a un estado genocida=nazi, le dieron un significado totalmente nuevo a la palabra ustedes solitos”, fit Bart’s rebellious, skeptical attitude toward authority and power structures.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extravert: they constantly reference social events, crowds, and shared experiences (concerts, fandom, friends), and freely overshare very personal reactions like “las cantidad de pajas que me hice en este recital y nadie se dio cuenta porque estabamos todos mojados con agua” and “me olvide del recital de hoy y me puse a hacer sims de frerard esa amiga desempleada un martes a las 11”, which suggests comfort with being seen and interacting. Their style points to Intuition: they spin scenarios and possibilities more than concrete step-by-step detail, e.g. imagining narrative outcomes like “a mexico van todos los días pero seguro a ellos les tocan todo revenge y bullets en orden y fran le mete lengua a gerard” and the playful concept “el concepto de frank y mikey contemplando la tumba de evita”, showing big-picture, imaginative thinking. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: their opinions are emotional and value-based, whether in politics (“repudiar a un estado genocida=nazi, le dieron un significado totalmente nuevo a la palabra ustedes solitos”) or fandom (“no hay día desde el 1 de febrero en el que yo no le dedique lágrimas a estos señores”); they react with passion and moral language rather than detached logic. Their spontaneity, hyperfixations, and lack of rigid planning fit Perceiving: they joke about forgetting a concert to make Sims “me olvide del recital de hoy y me puse a hacer sims de frerard” and making last-minute, impulsive vows like “si tocan demolitions lovers me corto el flequillo y si tocan kill all your friends me tatúo”, which suggests flexible, in-the-moment living rather than structured schedules. Overall, an exuberant, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and impulsive style is most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you ‘forgot the recital to make Frerard Sims’ and still have a job on a Tuesday at 11… if you can multitask like that, maybe you can help me balance my obsession with you and my real life setlist.
- You said MCR beat Oasis 10 times over in your experience—how about we test that scientific method and see if ‘you + me at a My Chem show’ beats both?
- You met Frank in Recoleta, survived screaming like you were being exorcised during ‘Vampires’, and still want a ‘Vampires Will Never Hurt You’ tattoo… if you need someone to hold your hand at the studio, I volunteer as emotional support emo.
- You’re out here defending fans who ask for MCR songs at an MCR concert and dragging libertarians in the same timeline—politically and musically, you’re my exact type of chaos.
- You promised to cut your fringe for ‘Demolition Lovers’ and get inked for ‘Kill All Your Friends’; if we ever end up on a date, should I be more worried about you bringing scissors, a tattoo idea, or just that scream you warned your friend about in valla?
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Frank Iero once smiled and said hi to me & I’ve been insufferable since. MCR lifer, setlist theorist, occasional politics ranter. Buenos Aires.– @kaisritual
Your signature cocktail
Ovulating at the MCR Gig
Ovulating at the MCR Gig is a chaotic, over-caffeinated emo concoction, built for someone who walks out of a My Chem show saying “yo pensando que iba a salir deprimida del recital de mychem y al final salí ovulando y con mi obsesión 13añera mas viva que nunca”. The Fernet with cola is pure Argentina and stubborn fandom pride, like crying on public transport to MCR while going to work: “estoy yendo a trabajar escuchando mychem y estoy llorando en el bondi buenísimo”. A spicy chili-infused tequila shot captures their horny, unfiltered chaos at concerts, from “las cantidad de pajas que me hice en este recital y nadie se dio cuenta porque estabamos todos mojados con agua” to plotting that in Mexico “frank le mete lengua a gerard” in “a mexico van todos los días pero seguro a ellos les tocan todo revenge y bullets en orden y fran le mete lengua a gerard”. Blackberry syrup adds a dark-sweet emo core, echoing their devotion: “no hay día desde el 1 de febrero en el que yo no le dedique lágrimas a estos señores”. A splash of sparkling rosé represents the hysterical joy of actually meeting Frank — “DUOSKSKSIWOSDI CONOCÍ A ESTE SER PRECIOSO” — and realizing “este tipo me vio, me sonrió y me dijo hi” in “este tipo me vio, me sonrió y me dijo hi y yo tengo que vivir tranquila con eso para toda la vida”. The black sugar rim is for the sharp, messy humor with political bite, like roasting libertarians while doomscrolling debates: “leyendo los debates contra libertarios acá y rogando que alguno de ellos diga algo coherente sobre la reforma porque me niego a creer la mierda que aprobaron”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user is intensely emotional and impulsive in a very Gryffindor way: they talk about starting an "atentado en pleno campo" if My Chemical Romance don’t play a song, showing that hot-headed, dramatic reaction to perceived injustice in the setlist (“YA ESTOY DEMENCIAL DE NUEVO si no cantan deathwish empiezo un atentado en pleno campo”). They also openly call out politics and state violence, refusing to stay neutral or quiet, for example when they criticize people who misuse the word “nazi” in debates about a genocidal state (“repudiar a un estado genocida=nazi, le dieron un significado totalmente nuevo a la palabra ustedes solitos”) and when they note how class bias affects victim-blaming in crime discourse (“cuando no es un villero no ves a ningún tipo indignado ni culpando la víctima simplemente no les importa kjjj”). Their timeline shows a willingness to stand up loudly for their tastes and values, like defending fans requesting songs at an MCR show despite criticism (“que terrible fans de mcr pidiendo una canción de mcr en un recital de mcr”). They exhibit a fearless, sometimes reckless sense of humor and self-exposure, talking bluntly about sexuality even in public concert contexts (“las cantidad de pajas que me hice en este recital y nadie se dio cuenta porque estabamos todos mojados con agua”), which fits Gryffindor’s boldness more than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the gentleness of Hufflepuff. Overall, the combination of loud convictions, dramatic threats, and emotional courage places them most strongly in Gryffindor.
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I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
The song I'm Not Okay (I Promise) fits them because it captures melodramatic humor, emotional chaos, and obsessive fandom, all of which define their timeline. They constantly center My Chemical Romance in their life, from crying on public transport while listening to the band “estoy yendo a trabajar escuchando mychem y estoy llorando en el bondi buenísimo” to declaring that no day goes by without tears for them “no hay día desde el 1 de febrero en el que yo no le dedique lágrimas a estos señores”. The song’s mix of angst and self-aware exaggeration mirrors how they describe their concert experience, like screaming as if being exorcised when a song starts “cuando empezaba un tema y yo me agarraba la cabeza y gritaba como si me estuvieran haciendo un exorcismo”. Their hyperfixation and jokingly unhinged devotion — from threatening to start an "attack" if a song isn’t played “si no cantan deathwish empiezo un atentado en pleno campo” to openly admitting to intense sexual frustration at the show “las cantidad de pajas que me hice en este recital y nadie se dio cuenta” — echo the song’s theme of being emotionally overwhelmed yet laughing through the breakdown. Even their revival of a teenage-level obsession “salí ovulando y con mi obsesión 13añera mas viva que nunca” aligns with the track’s high-school-angst energy, making I’m Not Okay (I Promise) the best fit.
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