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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: loud, chaotic, funny, and deeply passionate about his obsessions. Like Bart yelling at the TV, he lives for competitive hype and trolling, exploding with reactions such as “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK VAMO COPAR” and “VAMO MINHA TESUDAAAAAAAAA”. He mixes mischief with genuine loyalty to his teams and idols, calling himself a JackeyLove fan and tweeting things like “nós homens jackeylove” and “eu sou meikolover”, similar to Bart’s ride-or-die devotion to his heroes. His humor is playful and sometimes abrasive, as seen in “CARA TAO ME CHAMANDO DE CALVO, logo eu cabeludinho, as Júlias tem que acabar pelo bem desse País” and “Eu vou levar a Júlia de volta pro CAPS”, which fits Bart’s tendency to roast people he actually likes. At the same time, he shows a moral streak and emotional side, for example criticizing insensitive behavior during a crisis in “ta rolando uma FODENDO crise humanitária no RS, tem gente morrendo krl, enfia os compromissos comerciais no cu porra, vão se foder CBF.”, echoing how Bart occasionally drops the jokes and stands up for what he thinks is right.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with the scene and friends, joke about themselves, and put their personal life on display, e.g. loudly celebrating their team in “KJFJDJDKDJDKSKSKSKSKS EU AMO MEU TIME VTMNC” and comparing their relationship to a duo in “eu e sofia é igual jackeylove e meiko pqp”. Their focus is more on narratives, possibilities and meaning than bare facts, suggesting Intuition (N) – they spin stories about teams, ‘scripts’ and futures, such as imagining scenarios and fandom dreams in “pprt? queremos A GYGABITE MARINES jogando o próximo cbolão... imagina que cinema seria esses caras ganhando o campeonato”. They appear more Feeling (F) than Thinking: emotions and values dominate, whether in affection for players and teams in “É O TIME DO AMOR PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” or moral outrage over injustice in “essa aspas aqui é tão covarde... ta rolando uma FODENDO crise humanitária no RS, tem gente morrendo krl”, where they argue from empathy rather than pure logic. Their style is chaotic, reactive, and flexible rather than planned, pointing to Perceiving (P) – they live in the moment, spam reactions like “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK VAISEFUDEEEEEEEEEEE”, and talk about spontaneous things like needing a Clash team in “Algm precisando de um adc pra clash?” instead of structured long‑term planning. Altogether, a highly expressive, people‑oriented, values‑driven and spontaneous online presence aligns best with ENFP.

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League enjoyer & INTZ loyalist. JackeyLove appreciator, MSI addict, part-time Twitter analyst. Once called bald while having a full head of curls.– @kaitinholol

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is strong and loud like a hyped MSI watch party, matching their all‑caps energy in tweets like “VAMO MINHA TESUDAAAAAAAAA” and “999999999999999999999999999999999 PORRAAAAAAAAAAAA”. Cachaça infused with coffee beans reflects late‑night game vibes and Brazilian roots, echoing lines like “Terça a noite” and their constant live reactions to series. Guava juice adds a sweet, playful side that nods to their sentimental posts such as “To vendo fotos antigas de tempos mais fáceis e to paia, quero volta a ser um neném” and the soft brag of “CARA TAO ME CHAMANDO DE CALVO, logo eu cabeludinho”. Spicy ginger syrup channels the tilted farpas and explosive comments like “APA aegis special, farpar e intar” and “Ai não tem como defender mais Porra brucer”. Lime juice keeps it sharp and clutch, just like their faith in big plays in “CREMEEEEEE PORRA” and “momento JackeyLove”. Finally, a dash of bitters represents the heartbreak and drama of fandom, from “:( vai fazer falta” to the frustration in “Ah não é possível isso”, rounding the drink into a chaotic, passionate tribute to a true INTZ & JackeyLove enjoyer.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strongly Gryffindor temperament: emotionally intense, outspoken, and quick to defend what they think is right. Their outrage at the CBF’s stance during a humanitarian crisis in RS, where they write that there is "a FODENDO crise humanitária" and tell the organization to "vão se foder" in “essa aspas aqui é tão covarde que chega a doer só de ler ta rolando uma FODENDO crise humanitária no RS, tem gente morrendo krl, enfia os compromissos comerciais no cu porra, vão se foder CBF.” is very characteristic of Gryffindor’s moral courage and willingness to confront authority. They also display impulsive, high-emotion reactions to games and teams, like “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK VAISEFUDEEEEEEEEEEE”, “999999999999999999999999999999999 PORRAAAAAAAAAAAA”, and “VAMO MINHA TESUDAAAAAAAAA”, which suggest a bold, heart-on-sleeve personality rather than a calculating or reserved one. Their self-comparisons to pro players and dramatic language about their team, such as “nós homens jackeylove” and “KJFJDJDKDJDKSKSKSKSKS EU AMO MEU TIME VTMNC”, show a kind of hero-identification and passionate loyalty that fits Gryffindor more than the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff. Overall, while they have humor and some analytical takes on drafts and history, the dominant traits are bravery in calling things out, intensity, and impulsive emotional commitment, making Gryffindor the best fit.

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The song Welcome to the Black Parade fits them because it balances dramatic emotion, nostalgia, and over-the-top passion—exactly how they tweet about League and their teams. They swing between hype and heartbreak, from “VAMO MINHA TESUDAAAAAAAAA” and “É O TIME DO AMOR PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” to frustrated outbursts like “APA NAO PARA DE MORRER PQP” and “Ah não é possível isso”. The song’s theme of carrying on through struggle echoes how they live the emotional roller coaster of being an INTZ/TES fan, shown in tweets like “TENTAMOS.” and “16 a 3 q humilhação”. Their bio and tweets show intense loyalty and almost teenage-level fandom energy—“JackeyLove number one fan” and posts like “nós homens jackeylove”—which mirrors the dramatic, fan-anthem vibe of the song. And just like the song mixes sadness with epic, triumphant build-ups, they jump from joking self-image and chaos (“CARA TAO ME CHAMANDO DE CALVO… as Júlias tem que acabar”, “Hoje estou me sentindo frank sinatra das ideia”) to genuine emotional stakes in esports and real life, keeping the same intense, heartfelt tone throughout.

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