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Like Bart, @kaizit29 is a rebellious youth who thrives on chaos, counter-culture, and vocal cynicism toward authority and school, seen when they posted “Why I gotta write 2 essays for algebra2 #NotMyAlgeBro #FuckSchool”. They possess a sharp, often edgy sense of humor, frequently calling out others with insults like “Girl u dumb as a brick” or “U a grown ass man, stop this shit”. Despite the bravado and prankster-like attitude toward politics and media, there is an underlying sense of teenage angst and dramatic self-reflection, admitting “Im the worst person I know... but I keep live because I’m a bad person”. Ultimately, their mix of niche interests in rap and anime combined with a defiant, "eat my shorts" energy makes Bart the perfect match.

Your MBTI personality Type
Kaizit29 displays Introversion through a preference for solitary hobbies like music production and a self-described isolation, stating “I hate everyone around me and they hate me”. Their Intuition is evident in their focus on abstract political theory and media critique, such as analyzing “why leftists refuse to acknowledge” the logistical realities of revolution. The Thinking trait is dominant in their blunt, often abrasive logic and dismissal of others' intelligence, seen when they call a user “dumb as a brick” or critique illogical arguments. Finally, their Perceiving nature is shown through a chaotic, spontaneous posting style and a self-deprecating lack of future planning, exemplified by the admission “I don’t have a future”.

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Aspiring music producer and hip-hop enthusiast. When I’m not chasing the perfect J Dilla-inspired beat, I’m probably debating manga or surviving algebra essays.– @kaizit29

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This drink is as chaotic and 'experimental' as a user who claims to be “the worst person I know” while still being a devoted Lil B disciple. The high-proof absinthe captures the energy of someone who thinks “Speed is a looneybin nutcase💔”, while the bitter charcoal reflects their dark humor regarding school and the future, like when they posted “#NotMyAlgeBro #FuckSchool #deep”. The sour pucker represents their frequent 'hater' energy toward anime fans, specifically how a “Seven Deadly Sins fan hating on literally any other manga” tastes like pure salt. Finally, the gold flakes honor their aspiration to reach the heights of hip-hop legends, as they “wish to someday be half as good as Dilla.”

Your Hogwarts House
kaizit29 exhibits a distinct Slytherin blend of self-preservation and a cutting, cynical wit used to navigate social hierarchies. They prioritize their own existence even while acknowledging personal flaws, stating, “I keep live because I’m a bad person” and expressing a desire for wealth through questionable means, such as “I’m gonna grow up to be a record executive who cons artists”. Their resourcefulness is paired with a blunt disregard for others' sensibilities, often using provocative language to dismiss those they find “unfunny” or “sauceless”. This raw ambition for status and wealth, combined with an unapologetic, self-interested worldview, firmly places them in the house of the ambitious and cunning.

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As a devoted follower of the Based God, kaizit29's online presence embodies the chaotic, unfiltered spirit of Lil B, even celebrating "#mostbaseddayoftheyear" and praising the artist for lighting up their "terrible day". The song's ethereal, introspective production by Clams Casino mirrors the user's frequent pivots between making their own "best beat yet" and deep existential despair, seen when they admit "I don’t have a future". This track represents the peak of the Cloud Rap aesthetic they appreciate, blending the self-deprecating honesty of "I’m the worst person I know" with the defiant, ego-driven energy of the hip-hop subculture they inhabit. Ultimately, I'm God captures the duality of kaizit29: a cynical, music-obsessed individual navigating a world they find "so weird now".

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