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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson: introspective, emotionally intense, and often feeling out of place. Like Lisa, this user is very self-aware and reflective, describing themself as an INTP and openly sharing mental health struggles, for example mentioning being "super depressed" and "currently relapsing on ed" in their bio, and tweeting about wanting to self-harm at school in “i wish i wasn't at school because i jsut want to cut so bad”. Lisa often channels big feelings into online or niche interests, similar to how this user leans into specific subcommunities and excitement over attention, like “200 FOLLOWERS OWCRNIGHT??? IM BLESSED” and “guys this might be my first hit tweet 🥹❤️🩹”. The dramatic, confessional tone in posts such as “mommy issues going crazy rn” and “i might pretend to be sick to get out of school” also fits Lisa’s tendency to feel overwhelmed by school, family, and expectations while still being very articulate about it. Overall, the combination of high introspection, emotional vulnerability, and feeling misunderstood lines up most closely with Lisa rather than the more chaotic or carefree personalities like Bart or Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They explicitly self-type as INTP in both their bio and a promotional tweet, but their emotional openness and values-driven posting style fit INFP more closely. For Introversion (I), most of their content is inward-focused and self-reflective (weight, mood, mental health) rather than about going out or big social events, like when they talk about relapsing and depression in their bio and say things like “i wish i wasn't at school because i jsut want to cut so bad”, which shows a private inner world being shared online rather than a naturally outward, people-oriented focus. For Intuition (N), they show a tendency toward imaginative/online-culture abstraction rather than concrete, practical topics, e.g., the playful, aesthetic-heavy moothunt tweet “𐔌 . mainly #shedtwt .ᐟ … looking for moots!! … #shtwt / #drugtwt / #edtwt / #kleptotwt” and the dramatic framing of experiences like “mommy issues going crazy rn”. For Feeling (F), their tweets are driven by emotions and relationships far more than logic: they express hurt, affection, and interpersonal drama with lines like “this passive agressive hoe is always trying to prove a point.. to bad she never gets the reaction she wants!!!” and gratitude such as “200 FOLLOWERS OWCRNIGHT??? IM BLESSED”. For Perceiving (P), they come across as spontaneous and unstructured—joking about pretending to be sick “i might pretend to be sick to get out of school” and talking about goals in a loose, reactive way like “NOW THE GOAL IS TO KEEP THAT AT A 67.8 AND NOT GO UP...”, which sounds like improvising rather than methodical planning. Overall, the combination of introversion, emotional intensity, values- and relationship-centered tweeting, and a somewhat chaotic, go-with-the-flow lifestyle points most strongly to INFP rather than the more detached, logic-prioritizing style typical of an INTP.

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Florida teen, INTP brain, juggling school, Tumblr throwbacks & too much coffee. Once pretended to be sick just to stay home and overthink.– @Kakeysangels

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The White rum with a splash of peach liqueur captures their flirty, excitable shedtwt energy and love of moots, like when they gush about being follow limited and promising to reach "each and every single oomf" in “GUYS IM FOLLOW LIMITED 💔💔💔💔 PLS IM GONNA GET TO EACH AND EVERY SINGLE OOMF I OROMISE ❤️🩹”. Pink lemonade brings a bright, teen-sleepover sweetness that matches their cute bio vibe "₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎ ! sillies 🐇 ✧ intp" and their excited celebration in “200 FOLLOWERS OWCRNIGHT??? IM BLESSED”. The Blue curaçao float adds a moody, late-night Tumblr-blue layer, referencing their nostalgia in “throwback to my fav tumblr moment of all time ❤️🩹”. A dash of saline solution (salt water) stands for the raw, painful honesty about relapse and self-harm urges, like “i wish i wasn't at school because i jsut want to cut so bad” and their bio note "currently relapsing on ed and super depressed SORRY 💔". Finally, the cotton-candy flavored whipped cream on top is the performative silliness masking everything underneath, matching lines like “guys this might be my first hit tweet 🥹❤️🩹” and the playful chaos of “Ladies.....ladies.....”, making the drink look adorable even while it’s secretly pretty strong.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in their tweets is a desire for connection, loyalty, and mutual support, which points to Hufflepuff. They emphasize wanting to be there for "oomfs" and feeling genuinely blessed by their follower community, as shown in “GUYS IM FOLLOW LIMITED 💔💔💔💔 PLS IM GONNA GET TO EACH AND EVERY SINGLE OOMF I OROMISE ❤️🩹” and “200 FOLLOWERS OWCRNIGHT??? IM BLESSED”. Their bio and moots post also show an inclusive, community-oriented mindset: they call out that they love shedtwt and want everyone to moot them and are actively “looking for moots!!”, which reflects Hufflepuff’s welcoming nature. Even while struggling with mental health and an ED, they apologize to others and add a trigger warning in their bio about “currently relapsing on ed and super depressed SORRY 💔,” which shows concern for others’ wellbeing rather than only their own. This mix of loyalty to online friends, gratitude, and protectiveness of others fits Hufflepuff more strongly than the ambition of Slytherin, the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw, or the bold heroics of Gryffindor.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures dark, self-destructive teen feelings mixed with online, hyper-ironic aesthetics. Their bio mentions being “super depressed” and relapsing on an ED, which echoes the song’s themes of self-hate, body issues, and wanting to be a different kind of teen, and it’s reflected in tweets like “new low tho 67.8 NOW THE GOAL IS TO KEEP THAT AT A 67.8 AND NOT GO UP...” and “am i a wannarexic if i stopped counting cals cause of school.... i mean i still lost somehow...”. Their involvement in #shtwt, #drugtwt, and #edtwt and lines like “tw cause currently relapsing on ed and super depressed SORRY 💔” match the song’s fixation on self-destruction and emotional numbness. At the same time, they’re very online, chasing moots and follower milestones—“200 FOLLOWERS OWCRNIGHT??? IM BLESSED”—which parallels the song’s critique of teenage performance and wanting to be seen. The mix of cutely styled typing, tumblr-esque vibes, and intense sadness, like in “throwback to my fav tumblr moment of all time ❤️🩹”, fits the melancholic yet aesthetic, internet-teen energy of Teen Idle almost perfectly.

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