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They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson: passionate, hyper-fixated, creative, and very online about their special interests. Like Lisa going all‑in on jazz or political causes, Kal has intense, thoughtful fixations on specific media, from “having a growing fixation with lin lie iron fist vs 'ive read almost all the comics available'” to staying up reading comics with “marvel unlimited is really cool and really fun but they dont tell you that you might stay up until 6:30 am reading daredevil comics”. Their self-aware, slightly dramatic humor about suffering and art, like “god wants me dead (finished two sfw pieces and as soon as i got ready to work on the nsfw in my queue i start getting a migraine” and “i need to make bad art before i can make good art.. i need to make bad art before i can make good art”, fits Lisa’s combination of angst and determination. Their explicit love of autism and fandom community in “i love autism. sitting in practice range with my friend and going 'yayyy yippee . the polycule'” echoes Lisa’s neurodivergent-coded, community-seeking nature. And, like Lisa fiercely defending her nerdy interests, Kal’s rants about games and addons—“YOU HAVE THE MOST AUTISTIC FANBASE. ITS WORLD OF WARCRAFT. I HAVE MY LITTLE ADDONS. STOP TOUCHING THEM.”—show the same protective, principled streak over the things they care about.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an introvert (I): most posts center on solitary creative hobbies (drawing, comics, gaming) and close relationships rather than big social scenes, and even their e‑begging post is framed shyly: “e begging is nottt my specialty”, suggesting discomfort with broad public attention. Their focus is clearly intuitive (N): they constantly spin AUs, metaphors, and big-picture chains of cause/effect like “ww1 >ww2 >creation of captain america by jewish survivors >ca:tfa >ca:tws >hollanov >hudcon lighting the olympic torch”, and talk about abstract themes such as catholic guilt and mutant AUs rather than just concrete events. They lean feeling (F) over thinking: emotional tone and values dominate—crying over a friend’s gift “im fucking SOBBING DUDE”, worrying about fandom ship discourse “why in the big 25 are we still beefing about ships </3 who careeee”, and describing characters with intense affection like “hes got the saddest little puppy dog eyes i would kill and also die for him”. Finally, they seem perceiving (P): they often mention crashing, procrastination, or struggling to lock in—“crashing out pt 300 girlies i cant even get a full drawing done rn .. im getting rough sketches and then dying badly”—and rely on social pressure rather than strict schedules, as in “lowkey i hate it but im putting it here to social pressure myself into working on high contrast more”. Combined with their creative, emotionally expressive, and fandom-driven inner world (soulmate fics, polycule jokes, trans!Daredevil advocacy), this profile fits INFP better than nearby types like ISFP or ENFP.

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Kal | 22 | illustrator, comics + WoW enjoyer | Death Knight scholar at Guild:Of Acherus | once stayed up to 6:30am reading Daredevil for “research”– @Kal_thas

Your signature cocktail
Espresso-infused vodka powers through art blocks and endless queues, the jittery energy of someone who says “trying to work on commissions or really fucking . anything. but jesus christ. life wants me DEAD .” yet keeps producing feral amounts of fanart. Black rum is the brooding, spooky heart of a guy from “Duskwood” with “Death Knight 'tism (ask me about Guild:Of Acherus)”, dark but oddly comforting. Cherry liqueur adds a hit of sweetness for the soft, sappy side that cries over gifts and puppies, like when they said “my friend drew me a landscape… im fucking SOBBING DUDE” and “update: sobbing shes so cute”. Cold brew coffee keeps this a long-haul gamer/artist drink, perfect for “staying up until 6:30 am reading daredevil comics....” and grinding Rivals until your soul leaves your body. The smoked salt & cocoa powder rim is the gritty, bruised-catholic-guilt edge of all the Daredevil/Punisher obsession, from “even the devil deserves a nice christmas <3” to the delighted “transgender moon knight be like: THE DYSPHORIA HAUNTS YOU!!”. This cocktail is strong, a little bitter, a little sweet, and dramatically over-caffeinated—just like a multishipper artist who cheerfully declares “fuck it we ball. jingling keys at yall. jingle jangle.”

Your Hogwarts House
Kal shows strong Ravenclaw traits through an obsessive love of learning and analysis, especially around niche interests. They talk about staying up all night reading comics and doing style studies, e.g. their plan to do art studies of Marco Checchetto’s work: “marco checchetto. your art style is mine... i direly need to do studies on it. its so delicious.” and their confession that Marvel Unlimited led to them reading Daredevil comics until 6:30 AM: “they dont tell you that you might stay up until 6:30 am reading daredevil comics....”. Their approach to art is very methodical and improvement-focused, stressing the need for technical growth even when the results feel bad: “i neeeddd to lock the fuck in and get better at having high contrast shadows... i need to make bad art before i can make good art..” and “lowkey i hate it but im putting it here to social pressure myself into working on high contrast more.”. They also dig into reference materials and anatomy/neurology for their pieces, like when they’re “looking at nerve charts for a rope piece”, which reflects a research-oriented, analytical mindset. Even their fandom engagement is cerebral and meta — building mutant AUs, plotting diptychs, and pushing for deeper representation such as “justice for earth 1045 daredevil.. she deserved better than a one off line...”, all of which align more with Ravenclaw’s creativity and curiosity than with the defining cores of the other houses.

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The song King Park by La Dispute fits them best because they explicitly connect it to their Daredevil fixation and Catholic guilt themes, saying they’re “so zdarsky run matt....” while listening to it. The track’s intense, spiraling narrative and emotional turbulence mirror their own posts about crashing, migraines, moving stress, and life trying to kill them, like when they write about “trying to work on commissions or really fucking . anything. but jesus christ. life wants me DEAD .”. It matches their love of tortured, morally complicated characters such as Matt Murdock and Frank Castle, shown in tweets like “matt murdock they could never stop me from putting saint imagery on you” and their many #Daredevil/#ThePunisher pieces. The song’s raw, narrative-driven emotion also aligns with their long, intense fic writing and fixation (“about to hit 12k words on this soulmate maria/frank/matt fic... what is DD doinggg to me”), making King Park feel like an anthem for the way they hyperfixate, suffer, and create all at once.

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