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Your Simpsons character
Albin shares Lisa’s artistic temperament and deep intellectual investment in their various niche interests, often displaying a mix of passionate enthusiasm and existential teenage frustration. Much like Lisa’s dedication to her saxophone and jazz, Albin identifies as an “Artist” who struggles with academic pressures, lamenting, “I'm hashtag giving up on maths it's's all f's anyways”. They possess a sharp, critical eye for media and social dynamics, exemplified by their defense of characters against “ableist” jokes. Despite being a “6teen” year old with a chaotic digital presence, their involvement in activities like the “school choir” mirrors Lisa’s role as the talented, over-committed student who is often more self-aware than those around them.

Your MBTI personality Type
Albin demonstrates Introversion (I) through their primary focus on solitary creative pursuits, gaming, and online self-expression rather than real-world social outings, admitting to being “too nervous” to sleep and staying on “vc” rather than meeting in person. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their fixation on fictional archetypes and abstract 'coded' meanings, such as seeing characters as “hamster coded” or “Mikaragi coded.” As a Feeling (F) type, their posts are highly emotionally driven, ranging from intense affection where they “love my beautiful wife” to deep distress over “heartwrenching” endings. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is highlighted by a lack of traditional structure, evidenced by “giving up on maths” due to poor grades and struggling with deadlines, like needing to “learn 16 songs in 2 weeks” for a concert they just joined.

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Polish artist and musician in the school choir. Once got a piercing inspired by a favorite character and somehow survived a sun allergy. Professional over-thinker.– @kala_nemi

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a chaotic masterpiece that reflects Albin’s heritage and interests, starting with a base of Polish Vodka because they were “Born: 🇵🇱 Lived: 🇵🇱 Nationality: 🇵🇱”. The mix of Yuzu and spicy chili reflects their 'Gachiakuta pilled' energy and the duality of being “in love with this thang” while admitting their favorites “need to be punched hard.” The charred rosemary represents Niragi's season 2 look, which Albin noted they “lowkey felt like” when dealing with blisters. Finally, the silver pick serves as a nod to the fact that they “got my tongue pierced because of Niragi” and their overall obsession with characters who were “bullied a lot in school for being too pretty.”

Your Hogwarts House
Albin exhibits a strong Slytherin-coded intensity through their unapologetic obsession and selective loyalty, often viewing characters and social dynamics through a lens of 'us versus them.' They prioritize their own 'self-preservation' by jokingly dismissing others, as seen when they wish “Goodnight to my beautiful wife Niragi and my amazing oomfs everyone else go eat dirt or something”. Their ambition is channeled into their artistic niche and deep-dive interests, proudly identifying as a “NS Yumeshipper” and a “GACHIAKUTA PILLED” enthusiast. Furthermore, they display the classic Slytherin trait of valuing edge and resourcefulness, even admitting an interest in body modification despite the pain, noting that “Lowkey scarification is so cool”. Ultimately, their fiercely protective and somewhat elitist attitude toward their favorite characters confirms their placement in the house of ambition.

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This song perfectly encapsulates @kala_nemi's high-energy, self-described '6teen' angst and their deep immersion in darker, alternative aesthetics. Their obsession with 'edgy' characters who were “bullied a lot in school for being too pretty” and their self-deprecating humor about their own academic struggles, like “giving up on maths it's's all f's anyways,” mirrors the rebellious spirit of the track. The lyrics' focus on misunderstood youth and violence aligns with their fixation on characters who are “mentally unstable” or need to be “punched hard.” Overall, the song matches the chaotic, artistic, and character-obsessed energy of an artist who admits they are a “SAME FUCKING FREAKKK” for their fictional favorites.

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