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Kaleb fits the archetype of Comic Book Guy through his deep immersion in nerd culture, ranging from being an “MMO boomer” who references “WoW classic raid groups” to his detailed critique of “AI slop” and modern technology. Like the Simpsons character, he maintains a cynical, gatekeeping wit, especially when discussing political “lore” or mocking perceived incompetence with comments like “Homeboy started circling the drain quick”. He even embraces his own aging and niche interests, lamenting his “mid life crisis” while obsessively documenting a fictional universe he's creating called “Bad Tweet Man”. Ultimately, his blend of high-tech grievance, nostalgic attachment to “soul af” vintage software, and sarcastic internet commentary perfectly mirrors Springfield’s resident expert on everything.

Your MBTI personality Type
Kaleb demonstrates Introversion (I) through his focus on solitary hobbies like MMOs, fiction writing, and nostalgic reflection on his “21 year old ultra depressed” past. He exhibits Intuition (N) by building a complex “Bad Tweet Man Cinematic Universe” and working on an original novel featuring a “hacker pink ranger.” His Thinking (T) preference is clear in his blunt, cynical commentary on Venezuelan politics, such as mocking “AI slop” and technical inconsistencies in VPN usage. Finally, he shows Perceiving (P) traits through his self-described “Jack of all trades” nature and his spontaneous project to “send Maduro some Myers memes” as a form of creative trolling.

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Italian-based writer and MMO veteran. From surviving Venezuelan bread lines to drafting novels and mailing memes to dictators. Depeche Mode is the only soundtrack.– @KalebPrime

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This drink captures a man celebrating his 38th year with “Pizza, cake, and Prosecco” while living in a small Italian town. The strong spirit base reflects his 'MMO boomer' resilience, while the dash of bitters represents his joy in seeing political rivals like Maduro “eat shit”. The Canadian maple hint honors his obsession with the “northern hero known as Bad Tweet Man”, and the caffeinated kick ensures he’s awake for a “40 man WoW classic raid group”. Finally, the orange peel is twisted just like the “New Bad Tweet Man Cinematic Universe lore” he meticulously tracks.

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Kaleb demonstrates a strong Ravenclaw affinity through his analytical nature and creative world-building. He displays deep technical curiosity, mocking the “Pinnacle of German engineering” in modems and nostalgic “MacOS X setup intro videos” that he deems 'soul af.' His wit and creativity shine in his 'Bad Tweet Man' series, where he meticulously maps out an entire “video games” universe with specific subtitles and lore. Furthermore, his commitment to his novel series, particularly the development of a “hacker pink ranger” character, showcases the inventive and scholarly pursuits typical of Rowena Ravenclaw’s house.

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As a self-described “Depeche Mode appreciator”, Kaleb’s identity is deeply intertwined with the band’s discography, frequently quoting lyrics to express his emotional state. He notably mentions a lost recording of himself “drunk singing Enjoy the Silence in 2017”, lamenting its loss as something that “cannot be recreated”. The song’s themes of finding refuge in quietude contrast with his active life as a “Jack of all trades” and his vocal criticism of Venezuelan politics. This specific track serves as a bridge between his nostalgia for his “21 year old ultra depressed” self and his current life in a “small Italian town”. Ultimately, Enjoy the Silence encapsulates his melancholic yet resilient personality as he navigates a “mid life crisis” at age 38.

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