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Moe is a perpetually depressed, cynical bartender who frequently jokes about suicide, mirroring the user's self‑harm statements such as "Blowing my brains out" and "As I've said before, I am actually quite suicidal". Like Moe’s habit of venting to patrons, the user repeatedly says "Ask me stuff here: Private here: @Seger___", offering a confessional space. Both exhibit a harsh, profanity‑laden outlook on life, evident in the tweet "Long 15 mod in New Vegas is good but fuck that Follower doctor bitch..." and Moe’s frequent angry outbursts. Their worldview is also deeply cynical about society, as shown by the user's claim "Society has become too performative in its wokeness and too sincere in its conservatism" and Moe's bitter commentary on the town’s residents.

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Kalergi's tweets are dominated by personal reflections and internal monologue, e.g., 'I think people need to let guys express themselves...' and they repeatedly direct questions to private DMs, indicating introversion. Their focus on abstract political theory, speculative ideas about Marxism and future games, such as 'Marxism's goal isn’t just to do capitalism better…' and 'The next Fallout game should be in Michigan', shows a preference for intuition over concrete details. The tone is analytical and often dismissive of emotional arguments, as seen in 'The Manifesto is one of the worst things Marx and Engels ever wrote' and 'I think John Kerry especially deserves to slaughter pretty much every politician', reflecting a thinking orientation. Finally, their pattern of creating structured events like 'Kalergi Mutual Showdown' and 'mutual bracket' while also posting spontaneous, unfiltered thoughts like 'I'm suicidal' suggests a flexible, perceiving style rather than a rigid, planning‑oriented one. Altogether these traits point to an INTP personality.

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Fallout fan, meme curator, Michigan lover. Political junkie & occasional philosopher. Survived a New Vegas raid while reading Brave New World.– @Kalergi__

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The cocktail's smoky mezcal mirrors the gritty Fallout vibe in tweets like "The Enclave was Israel and the Followers are just AIPAC", while the cherry liqueur nods to their love for Michigan in "The next Fallout game should be in Michigan". Its bitter Cynar reflects the bitter critique of patriarchy seen in "Yes and no... the very clear stunted emotional side that the patriarchy enforces on men". A dash of maple syrup adds a sweet, nostalgic touch echoing their affection for classic pop culture, as they say "Big fan of Michigan". The fizzy ginger beer captures the chaotic energy of their "Kalergi Mutual Showdown" tweets. Overall, the drink is a complex, contradictory blend just like the user’s self‑described "Pop, Proletariat, ...".

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The user shows clear ambition and cunning, repeatedly trying to attract attention and influence, as seen in "I said I would do this already but none of you fuckers replied. I'm gonna do a mutual bracket so comment to get in" and the repeated "Ask me stuff here: Private here: @Seger___" NGL link. They make provocative political claims like "The Manifesto is one of the worst things Marx and Engels ever wrote" and "The Enclave was Israel and the Followers are just AIPAC" to shape discourse. Their self‑identification as "The one true Kalergite" reflects a desire for status and power. These traits—ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to manipulate others—match Slytherin's core values.

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The recurring theme of self‑destruction and emotional numbness in their tweets – e.g., "As I've said before, I am actually quite suicidal… BANG", "blowing my brains out", "I am actually quite suicidal and it's really getti …" – lines up with the raw, confessional lyrics of "Hurt". The song’s opening line "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" mirrors the user’s preoccupation with self‑harm. Their cynicism toward politics and society, expressed in lines like "Society has become too performative in its wokeness and too sincere in its conservatism" and "The Enclave was Israel and the Followers are just AIPAC", resonates with the song’s bleak view that "the only thing that’s real" is pain. Finally, the haunting, introspective tone of "Hurt" captures the mix of anger, nihilism, and longing that runs through their posts, such as "God I want Jean Kennedy so fucking bad man I'm gonna kill myself".

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