Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Hardworking: Gia maintains a job at a pizzeria and balances college despite facing significant personal struggles, as seen when she is “dreading work so bad” during the busy Super Bowl.
- Self-Aware: She displays a clear understanding of her own body's mechanics, noting she “lose[s] more weight when eating 800 1000 cals” compared to extreme restriction.
- Socially Connected: She values her long-term relationships and expresses a genuine “miss [for] my high school friends” whom she hasn't seen since December.
- Goal Oriented: She sets tangible rewards for her milestones, such as “buying myself some true religion jeans” once she reaches her goal weight.
- Honest: Gia is transparent about her setbacks, openly admitting to her followers when she “lied it wasn't omad” because she ate ramen while drunk.
Weaknesses:
- Severely Depressed: She frequently expresses hopelessness, stating college has made her realize “how deeply suicidal I am” and that she wants to rot to death.
- Disordered Eating: She actively engages in harmful behaviors, including celebrating that she “just purged for the first time since like middle school”.
- Self-Sabotaging: She admits to being “trapped in this loop of lethargy and self sabotage” without knowing how to escape it.
- Academic Disinterest: Gia struggles with motivation, finding it “easy for me to convince myself to skip all my classes” when she is sleep deprived.
- Substance Reliance: She uses substances as a primary coping mechanism or meal replacement, such as having “5 shots of grey goose” for her only meal.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Gia shares Lisa's frequent bouts of existential dread and disillusionment with the systems around her, particularly regarding school. Much like Lisa's cynical moments, Gia expresses that “College has made me realize how deeply suicidal I am” and struggles with a “loop of lethargy and self sabotage”. While she possesses a drive to succeed and hit specific goals, she often feels isolated, missing friends and lamenting that “I wish that I could drop out of college and just rot to death”. Ultimately, her profile reflects the 'Sad Lisa' archetype—a highly self-aware, intellectual young woman overwhelmed by the weight of her own expectations and the world.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Gia exhibits Introversion through her preference for 'rotting' alone and her struggle with the social demands of work and college, noting “I miss my high school friends we're all so busy now”. Her Sensing trait is dominant in her focus on immediate physical sensations, aesthetics, and beauty, such as her obsession with “black nail polish” and her detailed sensory reaction to a “bowl of ramen”. As a Feeling type, she is highly driven by her internal emotional state and subjective values, frequently posting about her “suicidal” feelings and a desire to “feel something”. Finally, her Perceiving nature is clear from her admitted “no self control” and her frequent struggles with spontaneity and procrastination, such as when she “cannot be bothered” to wash off her makeup.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a bowl of ramen after a long night? Because I can't stop thinking about you and you're the best thing I've ever tasted.
- Forget accounting—I think we have much better chemistry. Want to skip the spreadsheets and let me take you out for some elotes?
- I may not be a 5-star chef, but I promise I’m a better way to break a fast than a workplace cinnamon bun.
- If we were in Skyrim, I’d definitely spend all my gold to buy a house in Whiterun just so we could rot together in style.
- You don't need a refund check to find someone who helps you function; I’m already high-key obsessed with your black nail polish aesthetic.
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Accounting student and pizzeria veteran. When I’m not balancing ledgers or perfecting my winged liner, I’m likely home with my cats or playing Skyrim.– @kalicolvr
Your signature cocktail
The Accounting Dropout’s Elixir
This potent, experimental concoction is inspired by Gia’s chaotic lifestyle and her preference for a liquid diet, as she once posted that "Omad today is 5 shots of grey goose 💀". The energy drink splash represents her struggle with lethargy, while the hot sauce rim pays homage to her survival strategy because "Thank goodness for hot sauce" when dieting. The drink is strong and bitter, mirroring her feelings towards school where she admits "College has made me realize how deeply suicidal I am", yet it's finished with a sweet cherry to represent the "BTS phase" and makeup she still loves.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Gia demonstrates the Slytherin trait of resourcefulness through a calculating approach to her goals, notably observing that she “def lose more weight when eating 800 1000 cals per day as opposed to like 200” to maintain her ability to function. Her ambition is underscored by a self-preservation instinct that prioritizes her own aesthetic and professional desires, such as wanting to spend refund money on a psychiatrist “so that i can get medicated and be able to properly function”. Furthermore, she displays a blunt, ends-justify-the-means pragmatism by admitting she watches others' struggles because it “genuinely helps me fast”. While she struggles with motivation, her focus remains entirely on her personal evolution, whether it is reaching a “gw” or her regret over choosing accounting over her true passion for cosmetology.
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Your song
Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
Gia’s online presence is defined by the heavy emotional and physical toll of her eating disorder, echoing the song's themes of body dissatisfaction and the pursuit of an impossible ideal. She frequently expresses a cycle of self-sabotage and despair, tweeting, “God I just feel like I'm trapped in this loop of lethargy and self sabotage”. The lyrics' focus on counting calories and the desire to change one's appearance matches her admission that she “def lose more weight when eating 800 1000 cals per day as opposed to like 200”. Furthermore, her struggle with college-induced depression and a lack of motivation to live—seen when she says, “I wish that I could drop out of college and just rot to death”—aligns with the song's raw, youthful melancholy. Ultimately, her desire for a different life and body, such as wanting to “go back to blonde” or achieve a specific physique, perfectly mirrors the Prom Queen narrative of seeking worth through aesthetic transformation.
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