Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly describes complex feelings, like anxiety, love and self-worth, e.g. “É sobre se tornar tão ínfima, tão pequena…” and “No fim a gente não consegue salvar ninguém, mas tá tudo bem…”.
- Affectionate: Shows deep care and tenderness toward people she loves, e.g. “Bizarro, como eu gosto de cuidar e poder proporcionar coisas boas para quem eu amo” and crying into a partner’s shirt “As vezes chorar abraçada na sua camisa que tá com cheiro dela é janta”.
- Reflective: Often analyzes art, politics and herself in a thoughtful way, like her thread on denazification “A Alemanha ocidental nunca foi desnafizicada.” and reflections on Tudo sobre o amor “o prefácio do livro me destrói de um jeito que pqp…”.
- Passionate: Engages intensely with music, games and films, e.g. being ‘destroyed’ by a game “é esse jogo conseguiu me destruir de um jeito que mds” and emotional connection to @qevcalice shows “Nem tudo sobre o amor é um álbum que me destrói tanto…”.
- Caring-friend: Values supporting others even when she feels limited, as in “tentar fazer tudo ser menos miserável mostrando que se importa já é mais que 95% das pessoas faz.” and planning to dedicate more to her bonds “Me dedicar mais aos meus vínculos.”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Frequent harsh self-image, e.g. “There's no bottomline on how much you can hate yourself” and “Put me out of my misery, like the rabid mutt that I am.”.
- Abandonment-fear: Strong distress around being ignored or discarded, as in “Tipo eu sei que eu não sou descartável. Mas oq eu faço se tudo indica isso?” and hurt over unanswered affection “Eu espero que você só seja alguém ocupada, pq isso tudo doeu”.
- Emotional-overload: Often describes feeling overwhelmed to the point of collapse, e.g. “Choro preso, dor no peito, ansiedade a todo momento…” and “Incrível como eu consigo estar com o corpo ruim… mas a minha cabeça consegue estar pior ainda.”.
- Harsh-reactivity: Sometimes responds with intense hostility or aggression, like “Odeio tua banda, quero que tu morra teu merda” and the violent hypothetical “'Você dá um tiro e mata o charlie kirk'”.
- Validation-seeking: Shows strong dependence on external affection and reassurance, as in “MIGALHAS DE AFETO ME DEIXAM ASSIM PERDÃO SER CHATA A CARENTE” and doubting anyone could be interested in her “sou incapaz de entender que alguém esteja interessada em mim”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best: she’s intellectual, politically and socially aware, and intensely emotional, which matches a biology professor who writes analytical threads like the one about denazification in Germany in “A Alemanha ocidental nunca foi desnafizicada.”. Like Lisa, she combines academic curiosity and niche interests with very specific media obsessions, from weird Japanese horror in “um dos meus gêneros de filme de terror favorito é 'Filme japonês estranho'” to detailed takes on RPGs and fiction in “Se eu tivesse uma moeda pra cada obra que o tema é basicamente doomed yuri…”. There’s also Lisa’s tendency toward depressive reflection and feeling out of place, echoed in posts like “Dor. Existir dói.” and “É sobre se tornar tão ínfima, tão pequena, que a sensação de estar viva é como um fardo…”. At the same time, Lisa’s deep need to care for others and make things less miserable lines up with tweets such as “tentar fazer tudo ser menos miserável mostrando que se importa já é mais que 95% das pessoas faz.” and the tenderness toward loved ones in “Bizarro, como eu gosto de cuidar e poder proporcionar coisas boas para quem eu amo”. Finally, Lisa’s queer-coded, artsy, outsider energy is mirrored in her lesbian identity and intense attachment to music and shows, like the emotional description of the QEVA concert in “Nem tudo sobre o amor é um álbum que me destrói tanto…”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: much of their tweeting centers on internal emotional states and exhaustion rather than constant social seeking, e.g. describing anxiety and collapse in “Choro preso, dor no peito, ansiedade a todo momento, estômago ruim, ânsia que se recusa a sumir. Yep yep como é daora estar colapsando.” and the pain of repeated goodbyes in “Eu não aguento mais abraçar as pessoas pela última vez”. They are strongly Intuitive, gravitating to abstract, symbolic and existential content like doomed yuri, surreal horror, and mortality reflections in “Acho que esta na hora de reassistir the goodplace e refletir sobre mortalidade e a nossa própria importancia”, and self‑concept lines such as “É sobre se tornar tão ínfima, tão pequena, que a sensação de estar viva é como um fardo…”. Their decision‑making is clearly Feeling‑oriented: they focus on emotional impact, care, and hurt, e.g. “No fim a gente não consegue salvar ninguém, mas tá tudo bem eu acho que tentar fazer tudo ser menos miserável mostrando que se importa já é mais que 95% das pessoas faz.” and their sensitivity to being ghosted in “Em nenhum momento eu exigi afeto ou atenção… eu espero que você só seja alguém ocupada, pq isso tudo doeu”. On the Judging vs Perceiving axis they show a mix (clear goals but chaotic follow‑through), yet their improvisational, self‑deprecating, and go‑with‑the‑flow tone fits Perceiving better, such as “This can be even worse than DE but fuck it we ball” and impulsive ideas like “E se eu chegar pro meu tatuador e pedir uma tatuagem de anomalocaris.”. Their deep idealism about love and relationships (e.g. “Bizarro, como eu gosto de cuidar e poder proporcionar coisas boas para quem eu amo” and “Se nosso nome fosse um verbo seria, seria amar.”), combined with emotional vulnerability, introspection, and a poetic, metaphor‑heavy style, lines up most closely with INFP overall.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said lesbianism took you to places you never thought you’d be — how do you feel about one more weird destination: a horror-movie-style first date where we watch Koji Shiraishi, overanalyze doomed yuri, and then lovingly judge each other’s taste in bands?
- So, biology teacher, trans girl, anomalocaris enjoyer and budding mechsploitation GM… be honest: are you trying to spec into ‘final boss of my world’ or do I still have time to multiclass into ‘supportive girlfriend with good hair and decent RPG builds’?
- You keep talking about doomed yuri, ‘Remember our promise Elster’, and screaming QEVA lyrics like they’re a spell — if I tell you you’re already the main character in my favorite tragic gay narrative, does that at least earn me one show where I get to hold your hand in the pit?
- As someone who thinks vultures are cute, wants a Pyramid Head cosplay era back, and did a whole thread on how West Germany was never really denazified… I’m convinced your type is ‘emotionally intense, a bit disturbing, but weirdly tender’. Lucky for you, I specialize in all three and give good hugs between existential crises.
- You once said ‘Bizarro, como eu gosto de cuidar e poder proporcionar coisas boas para quem eu amo’ — I’m just saying, if you ever feel like testing that hypothesis, I volunteer as the biologist’s girlfriend who gets doted on, kissed like a local bassist, and taken to SP shows until ‘existir dói’ a little bit less.
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Trans lesbian biologist & teacher (UNESP/RC). Collector of doomed yuri, weird Japanese horror and bird facts. Once overanalyzed a vulture at a party.– @KaliFangurl
Your signature cocktail
Doomed Yuri on the Beach
Smoky mezcal infused with black tea mirrors her love of strange, unsettling media and doomed narratives, like when she says “Begotten top 5 obras bizarras e que deixam com a sensação de 'pq eu tô assistindo isso'” and muses that “Se eu tivesse uma moeda pra cada obra que o tema é basicamente doomed yuri eu teria algumas varias moedas”. The hibiscus and raspberry syrup brings a queer, sapphic-red sweetness for the girl who declares “Lesbianism took me to places I never thought I would be” and melts at “Mulheres_bonitas_flertando_comigo.wav”. Dry vermouth keeps things slightly bitter and introspective, echoing lines like “É sobre se tornar tão ínfima, tão pequena, que a sensação de estar viva é como um fardo” and “There's no bottomline on how much you can hate yourself”. A dash of saline solution represents the ever-present tears and vulnerability in tweets such as “Choro preso, dor no peito, ansiedade a todo momento” and “As vezes chorar abraçada na sua camisa que tá com cheiro dela é janta”. Finally, sparkling water and a lime twist lighten the drink with a playful fizz for the biologist-professor who still chases joy, from going to shows — “Vey, realizei um sonho. 2026 se pá é o ano.” — to nerding out that “Abutres são daoras e fofinhos”. This cocktail is strong but not overwhelming, bittersweet yet refreshing, just like someone who can tweet “Make an oath; Make mistakes.” and still keep going.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Kali’s core traits revolve around care, emotional labor, and devotion to the people she loves, which are quintessentially Hufflepuff. She explicitly centers her life around nurturing others, saying things like “Bizarro, como eu gosto de cuidar e poder proporcionar coisas boas para quem eu amo”, and she frames a whole year’s goals around relationships and steady work: “me dedicar mais aos meus vínculos… Não me cobrar tanto”. Her moral stance emphasizes fairness and basic respect, as in her harsh condemnation of ghosting: “Ghosting é coisa de fudido que não consegue ter um pingo de respeito pelos outros.”. She also shows consistent loyalty and presence even when she feels she can’t ‘save’ anyone, writing “tentar fazer tudo ser menos miserável mostrando que se importa já é mais que 95% das pessoas faz”. While she is clearly intelligent and curious (Ravenclaw traits) as a biologist and horror/art enjoyer, her defining features are loyalty, care, and emotional steadfastness, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
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Your song
Liability - Lorde
A well‑suited song for Kali is “Liability” by Lorde, because it captures that mix of intense vulnerability, self-blame, and longing for connection that appears often in her timeline. She writes about feeling disposable and too much, like when she says “É sobre se tornar tão ínfima, tão pequena, que a sensação de estar viva é como um fardo como se para eu poder existir precisasse de permissão.” and “Tipo eu sei que eu não sou descartável. Mas oq eu faço se tudo indica isso?”, which parallels the song’s theme of being ‘a liability’ to others. Her tweets often lean into self-hatred and emotional exhaustion, like “There's no bottomline on how much you can hate yourself” and “Choro preso, dor no peito, ansiedade a todo momento… Yep yep como é daora estar colapsando.”, echoing the song’s quiet despair. At the same time, she clearly loves deeply and fears losing people, seen in posts like “Eu não aguento mais abraçar as pessoas pela última vez” and “No fim a gente não consegue salvar ninguém, mas tá tudo bem eu acho que tentar fazer tudo ser menos miserável mostrando que se importa já é mais que 95% das pessoas faz.”, which matches the song’s tender, aching desire to still be loved despite feeling like too much. The introspective, melancholy, queer-coded emotional landscape of Liability lines up closely with her doom-y yuri tastes, BPD reflections, and recurring tension between self-destruction and care for others.
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