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Despite the heavy edgelord persona, this account lines up best with Lisa Simpson: highly opinionated, politically engaged, and constantly calling out injustice, just with way more profanity. They show strong left-leaning, anti-bigotry stances, e.g. criticizing racist narratives and mocking white supremacy in “'A raça branca é mais forte, inteligente, rápida, e superior a todas as outras. Heil Trump! White power!'” and roasting selective empathy in “Talvez quem esteja morto por dentro seja VOCÊ mesmo, que é incapaz de sentir amor ao próximo. Você só preza pela vida de quem segue sua crença política.”. Like Lisa, they mix moral outrage with intellectual or cultural references, defending art or artists while criticizing reactionary takes in posts like “Kamaitachi é um artista músical muito goated na minha opinião… Sim, eu tenho uma playlist cheia de música dele.” and mocking religious hypocrisy in “Cristão é um bicho engraçado… Mas Brahman, os Kami, e Waheguru? Tudo conto de fada! Hahaha”. They also show a reflective side about tech and AI, similar to Lisa’s thoughtful approach to change, as in “Eu sou bem neutro quanto a inteligência artificial. Aceito ela, mas creio que deveria possuir restrições.”. The key difference is tone—Lisa is earnest and PG-13, while this user is Lisa-after-10-years-on-Twitter: same core of ethics and skepticism, wrapped in maximal sarcasm and dark humor, as bragged in the bio “Maior edgelord do Brasil!”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extravert: they constantly engage others in public debate, clearly enjoy an audience, and even joke about having a "plateia de fãs" in "Como é bom ter uma plateia de fãs. Amo todos vocês❣️❣️", which suggests energy from interaction and attention rather than privacy. Their style is heavily iNtuitive, focusing on ideas, ideology, and hypotheticals more than concrete daily life (e.g., criticizing capitalism, religion, and AI in "é questão de tempo até algum corno chegar e enviar aquele meme arrombado de Jesus falando 'Eu multipliquei os pães, não os pobres.'" and "Ou você adapta... ou fica pra trás. Eu sou bem neutro quanto a inteligência artificial. Aceito ela, mas creio que deveria possuir restrições."). Their arguments are consistently Thinking-oriented: they attack inconsistencies and mock perceived stupidity or hypocrisy with sharp, impersonal criticism, like in "Cristão é um bicho engraçado. Ele acredita em uma histórinha em que todos animais da Terra couberam em uma arca de madeira..." and "Que cheiro de informação 'Eu nunca me formei em química, MAS ouvi um amigo meu falar sobre' forte da porra". Their tone is very blunt and confrontational rather than diplomatic or harmony-seeking, seen in "Você é ultra burro, chupeta" and "Tem muito corno que fala 'Ain, isso é eugenia na sua mais pura forma' ... SEU FILHO DA PUTA". Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: their feed is chaotic, reactive, and improvisational, jumping from politics to memes to philosophy rants, with little sign of long-term planning or structured posting, exemplified by spontaneous chains like "Que tal NÃO FAZER MAIS JOGO DE FNAF? Era pra essa merda ter acabado no UCN." right next to personal anecdotes like "Quando eu era menor, eu saí do carro durante uma viagem... Desde então, comecei a mijar em todo formigueiro!". Taken together—extraverted engagement, abstract/ideological focus, logic-heavy but caustic debating, and spontaneous, unstructured expression—ENTP fits best.

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Chronic thread enjoyer, part-time philosopher of chaos. Once got revenge on an ant hill and turned it into a lifelong bit about class struggle.– @kalisxy

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This cocktail is a loud, spicy twist on a Negroni, because their whole timeline is pure overproof energy and political fire, like when they yell “FAZ O L DOÍDÃO VAI TOMANDO”. The overproof chili cachaça stands in for their Brazilian chaos and constant verbal flamethrower, especially in rants like “Você não passa de nutriente pro solo, que vai alimentar uma árvore, que um dia será usada para construir uma cadeira para gays”. The sweet vermouth with cold brew reflects the unexpectedly thoughtful, almost philosophical side under the clowning, like when they talk AI and adaptation in “Ou você adapta... ou fica pra trás”. Campari’s bitterness matches their contempt for conservadores and bolsonaristas, as seen in “Todo conservador é tipo” and “Isso porque só bolsonarista é otário o suficiente pra ficar de baixo da chuva”. The smoked salt is for the permanent, theatrical saltness they bring when roasting people, like “Você é ultra burro, chupeta”. Finally, the charred orange peel nods to their self-proclaimed edgelord vibe and love of going a bit too far, as proudly stated in their bio and dark jokes like “Requísitos pra ser meu parceiro: Estar vivo (opcional)”.

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This account is aggressively outspoken, often throwing themselves into political and moral fights in a very head‑on, confrontational way, which is classic Gryffindor bravado. They directly attack bigotry and conservatism with zero restraint, for example mocking racists and white supremacists by quoting them and then deriding the idea of a "raça superior" with lines like “Que raça superior é essa que não consegue se defender?” and ridiculing Nazi imagery with the promise to plaster an account with anarcho‑communist symbols and "Punch a nazi" stickers in “Entro na conta dele, mudo toda a estética pra comunismo… 'Punch a nazi'”. They also show a strong protective streak toward marginalized groups, defending trans people and lesbians from harassment and hypocrisy, as in “Não entendo essa de ficar flertando com lésbica… assediando quem não tá na sua” and the jab at a conservative billionaire with a neglected trans daughter in “um semi trilionário conservador tem uma filha TRANS negligênciada por ele mesmo”. The tone is impulsive, emotional, and fearless rather than calculating: they openly fantasize about extreme punishments and violent reactions toward abusers or bigots, such as “Por mim, era pena de morte / prisão perpétua pros DOIS!” and the chant “KILL THAT BOY, KILL THAT BOY!”, which reads as reckless righteous fury more than cold strategy. Although there are flashes of wit and analysis, most of their online persona is about loudly standing up for what they believe is just, charging into conflict without much self‑preservation—very Gryffindor behavior.

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The best fit is “Kill Bill” by SZA, because it mixes dark humor, intense emotions, and over-the-top violent fantasy in a way that mirrors their edgy online persona. They casually escalate to extreme outcomes, like shouting “KILL THAT BOY, KILL THAT BOY!” and wishing “pena de morte / prisão perpétua pros DOIS!”, much like the song’s melodramatic revenge narrative. Their bio, “Maior edgelord do Brasil!”, matches the song’s self-aware, unhinged tone. They also blend sincere moral stances with chaotic delivery, for example criticizing harassment in “Tem que ser muito desesperado e solitário...”, similar to how Kill Bill combines vulnerability with violent fantasy. The song’s mix of obsession, anger, and self-irony aligns well with how they dramatize conflict and emotion across their timeline.

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