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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson best: smart, chronically online-brained, and a little too self-aware for their own good. Like Lisa, they’re academically inclined and nerdy, joking about feeling like a scholar when they translate Latin (“i feel like a medieval scholar each time i'm able to translate a latin phrase without looking it up”) and discussing Nietzsche despite barely reading him (“me and oomf expertly discussing nietzsche after having read around 7 pages of one of his books”). They have strong, often dramatic opinions on media and storytelling, echoing Lisa’s intense moral and aesthetic judgments, like calling out declining storytelling and character treatment in games (“bc storytelling is going downhill and cyrene is an elysia expy sybau”) and ranting about video essays that don’t actually explain anything (“ITS A VIDEO ESSAY YOURE SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN IT????”). Their combination of sincere idealism and performative misanthropy—swinging from loving yuri and being happily volcel (“i've gone from femcel to volcel❤️🩹 i love being single god❤️🩹❤️🩹”) to jokingly calling all their mutuals destined for the gallows (“minden oomf megy az akasztófára”)—feels very Lisa-core teen angst. Even their sense of isolation and being the "emo" in class (“the guy they sit next to me was like 'eww i have to sit next to the emo' like thanks twin”) mirrors Lisa’s frequent role as the odd one out who’s a bit too intense, a bit too niche, and secretly very proud of it.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most activities are solitary or online (gaming, drawing, writing, gacha grinding) and they explicitly enjoy tweeting into the void: “i enjoy tweeting to myself like yes i need to post another hsr tweet that literally no one will like bc it has no substance but i don't care!!”, and they frame love/relationships as draining, celebrating volcel life: “i've gone from femcel to volcel❤️🩹 i love being single god❤️🩹❤️🩹 i feel the happiest ever”. Their interests and language are strongly iNtuitive: they obsess over story, symbolism, and fictional worlds rather than practical details, e.g. dissecting narrative quality in gacha games and comparing cross‑game storytelling: “okay FINE i GUESS ill admit... hsr did the flamechasers more justice than hi3 ever did... like, you get to SPEND TIME W THE CHARACTERS? GET TO KNOW THEM?”, and they casually invoke Nietzsche and Camus: “me and oomf expertly discussing nietzsche after having read around 7 pages of one of his books”, “'one must imagine sisyphus happy' the absolute state of sisyphus:”. They are highly emotional and value-driven, indicating Feeling over Thinking: their reactions to fiction are intense and empathetic—“that scene in the animation when he lays atop the mountain of his dead friends😭😭😭 my pienon😭😭😭😭😭😭” and “'my wish? to make everyone else's dream come true!' and then i sobbed for 10 minutes😭😭😭😭😭😭”—and they center ships, yuri, and characters over pure mechanics, e.g. “idc if constance is firefly support im pulling for that beautiful woman with all my nonexistent life savings”. Despite sharp, sometimes abrasive humor, the core concerns are personal feelings, aesthetics, and morality (e.g. what kinds of ships are "morally wrong"), which fits Fi more than detached Ti. Their lifestyle is clearly Perceiving: they procrastinate and thrive on last‑minute chaos—“i love pulling all nighters to finish projects i had a month to do in 6 hours before school”—and their gaming/gacha habits are impulsive rather than planned, as when they abandon saving plans: “'oh i'll save for' I WONT!! IDC ANYMORE IM TIRED OF NOT GAMBLING GIVE ME E2 CYRENE”. Taken together—introverted, fantasy-heavy, emotion-driven, and spontaneous—they most closely resemble an INFP profile.

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Yuri scholar, rhythm game masochist, and Honkai SR enjoyer. Once drew osu maps in class and called it ‘applied geometry.’ Opinions are all crit fails.– @kallapsade

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Violet liqueur captures their unabashed yuri obsession and purple-heart aesthetic from “oh my yuri constance the woman you are” and “i'm an annoying yuritard and i'm PROUD.” A sharp espresso shot stands in for all-nighters and frantic gaming/assignment grinds like “i love pulling all nighters to finish projects i had a month to do in 6 hours before school” and the meltdown over guides in “IVE BEEN LOOKING AT THE WRONG PART OF THE GUIDE….” Spiced plum syrup brings a bittersweet, dramatic edge for tweets such as “i've gone from femcel to volcel❤️🩹 i love being single god❤️🩹❤️🩹 i feel the happiest ever” and all the tragic gacha/yuri angst like “i miss cerces mnestia toxic doomed yuri.” Dry gin gives it a classic, slightly severe backbone for the self-aware pseudo-intellectual side in “me and oomf expertly discussing nietzsche after having read around 7 pages of one of his books” and “i feel like a medieval scholar each time i'm able to translate a latin phrase without looking it up.” Finally, tonic water with lime lightens the whole thing with a fizzy, slightly bitter bite that mirrors their chaotic humor and dramatic gamer energy from “LOCK IN LOCK IN… go grind some honkai star rail then we'll talk..” and the unhinged shipping/gacha spiral of “‘oh i'll save for’ I WONT!! IDC ANYMORE IM TIRED OF NOT GAMBLING GIVE ME E2 CYRENE.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a consistent mix of intellectual curiosity and self-aware, slightly pretentious humor that fits Ravenclaw best. They clearly enjoy feeling like a scholar, as seen in “i feel like a medieval scholar each time i'm able to translate a latin phrase without looking it up”, and joke about being a pseudo-intellectual in “me and oomf expertly discussing nietzsche after having read around 7 pages of one of his books”. They also show active engagement with storytelling quality and critique in media, for example “bc storytelling is going downhill and cyrene is an elysia expy sybau” and “now, if you know the lore, you understand the significance of this room here... ITS A VIDEO ESSAY YOURE SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN IT????”, which reflects an analytical mindset. Their love of writing and creating (e.g. “I GOTTA WRITE ANFIENT CHINESE YURI RIGHT THE FUCK NOW” and “i'm such a loser i complain abt people not making content abt my favorite ships when i know DAMN WELL i'm decent enough a writer and artist to be able to make it myself”) highlights creativity, another Ravenclaw hallmark. While they have some Slytherin-esque edge (e.g. abrasive jokes and dark humor), the dominant throughline is curiosity, media analysis, and enjoyment of feeling clever, which points most strongly to Ravenclaw.

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Their whole persona is intensely sapphic and yuri‑obsessed, from their bio “oh my yuri constance the woman you are” to calling themself an “annoying yuritard” in “i'm an annoying yuritard and i'm PROUD”. Girls is about unapologetic attraction to women, which mirrors how they gush over female characters like Constance and Kafka in tweets such as “KAFKA AND CONSTANCE SLOPPY MAKING OUT”. They jokingly frame their preferences as being like a straight guy who only likes lesbians in “i lowkey highkey midkey might js be homophobic ... where i only like lesbians”, which still reinforces how central loving girls is to their identity. The mix of self‑aware humor, queer yearning, and obsessive fixation on fictional women aligns almost perfectly with the themes and vibe of Girls.

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