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Your Simpsons character
Kalvissh mirrors Bart Simpson's rebellious, humorous nature. Like Bart, he enjoys pushing boundaries with edgy tweets such as 'Democrats ruined no nut November. Now it's all about nuts.' His sarcastic commentary, such as 'BREAKING: Chinese President Xi Jinping orders the residents of China to address him by his full name Xi Jinping the Pooh,' aligns with Bart's knack for satire. Both share a mischievous streak and a love for absurd humor, making them kindred spirits.

Your MBTI personality Type
Kalvissh embodies ENTP: extraverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. His extraversion shows in humorous, engaging tweets like 'Calm your tits 😂.' Intuition drives his creative, absurd ideas, such as 'Need to get myself a hentai car wrap to pick up chicks.' His thinking side critiques systems, as seen in 'Thank you @bitgetglobal for NOT delivering my tokens on time.' Perceiving keeps him adaptable, shown by his mix of topics from cats to crypto. He's a witty, chaotic debater at heart.

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Meme merchant and professional shitposter | Sarcasm, crypto, and cats | Camelot-based humorist with a penchant for edgy commentary | DM for follow backs or coffee funds!– @kalvissh

Your signature cocktail
The Shitpost Spritz captures Kalvissh's energetic and humorous personality. Vodka represents his sharp, edgy humor, seen in 'Difference between batman and a black man.' Red Bull adds a chaotic kick, like his tweet 'Watermelon goes boing.' Cherry Syrup and glitter reflect his playful, quirky side, as in 'Need to get myself a hentai car wrap to pick up chicks.' It's a bold, sparkling drink that embodies his meme-worthy vibe.

Your Hogwarts House
Kalvissh fits Slytherin due to his edgy humor, resourcefulness, and ambition. His sarcastic tweets like 'BREAKING: Chinese President Xi Jinping orders the residents of China to address him by his full name Xi Jinping the Pooh' show a cunning wit. His involvement in cryptocurrency, as seen in 'Thank you @bitgetglobal for NOT delivering my tokens on time,' reflects a drive for success and resourcefulness. While he shares relatable moments, his humor often has a sharp, provocative edge, aligning with Slytherin's traits.

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This upbeat, quirky anthem matches Kalvissh's humorous and sarcastic personality. His tweet 'Calm your tits 😂' reflects the playful energy of 'All Star.' The song's irreverent tone aligns with tweets like 'BREAKING: Chinese President Xi Jinping orders the residents of China to address him by his full name Xi Jinping the Pooh.' It's a fun, meme-worthy match for his vibe.

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