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Your Simpsons character
@kandikornn embodies the chaotic, non-sequitur energy of Ralph Wiggum, often fluctuating between innocent confusion and bizarrely specific observations. They share Ralph's tendency for unintentional humor and strange physical experiences, such as when they noted, “I ate some baking soda and when i burped it tasted a little spicy”. Much like Ralph’s random outbursts, this user frequently posts unfiltered thoughts like “Shit piss fuck cock poopy wiener butthole 😂😂😂”. Their hyper-fixation on niche interests and the Weird Al fandom mirrors Ralph's singular, often misplaced focus. Ultimately, both possess a unique, slightly concerning worldview that leaves others wondering, “What the fawk why am i hearing ringing in my ear”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Kandikornn exhibits Extroversion (E) through a constant need for social validation and external feedback, frequently asking followers “do you guys know me for being obsessed with donut machine” and sharing every passing whim. Their Intuitive (N) nature is shown in their preoccupation with fandom theories and abstract connections, such as imagining characters as “3 apples tall” or creating crossover scenarios like “albuyuri”. The Feeling (F) preference is evident in their highly emotional, mood-driven posts and intense interpersonal conflicts, often tweeting things like “everyone is happier without me”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait manifests in a chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle, evidenced by chugging a drink because they “forgot” classroom rules and their generally disorganized, stream-of-consciousness posting style.

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Albuquerque-based artist and digital illustrator. Specializing in character design and fanworks. Once chugged a Monster in record time during a humanities lecture.– @kandikornn

Your signature cocktail
This experimental cocktail is as chaotic as a “Shit piss fuck cock poopy wiener butthole” tweet, fueled by a heavy dose of caffeine for when you “had to chug it because the teacher said i’m not allowed to drink it outside of the classroom”. The French liqueur is a nod to their confession that “i’m french.. 🍅🍅🍅”, while the spicy baking soda rim commemorates the time they “ate some baking soda and when i burped it tasted a little spicy”. Despite the bitter undertones of social anxiety, the drink remains focused on its true purpose: being the “number 1 donut machine fan”. It’s a high-energy, weird-as-hell mix that perfectly captures the soul of a “Albuquerque fujoshi”.

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Kandikornn displays a fierce sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness, openly calculating reasons to stay alive such as “a weird al concert in the summer and tomodachi life is coming out”. Their ambition is focused on fandom dominance, claiming “I could make it a better place” if others left and taking pride in their influence, stating “i invented miracle machine x jon and im PROUD”. They exhibit a classic Slytherin 'us vs. them' mentality, telling others to “Stop sending me friend requests” and expressing disdain for those they deem unworthy of the fandom. This combination of intense personal shrines, gatekeeping tendencies, and a sharp, unapologetic tongue perfectly aligns with the house of ambition and cunning.

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Given their username, bio, and location, this user is clearly obsessed with the work of “Weird Al” Yankovic and the specific fan-content surrounding his song Albuquerque. Their personality shifts between absurd humor—such as “Shit piss fuck cock poopy wiener butthole 😂😂😂”—and deeply troubling cries for help like “Should i end it all”. The song’s 11-minute chaotic narrative mirrors their erratic posting style, ranging from “i stole my moms kindle” to intense fandom hyper-fixations. Ultimately, they find solace in the artist, noting that a upcoming “weird al concert in the summer” gives them a reason to keep going.

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