Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm and dedication to fandoms like TXT, ENHYPEN, Stray Kids, Cortis and BBB26, e.g. defending favs and coordinating votes in “🚨 ENGENES, ATENÇÃO! 🚨 A pré votação do MCOUNTDOWN já está rolando...”.
- Socially aware: Criticizes racism, intolerance and political extremism, as in “Gag q uma pessoa q defende o MATHEUS, q é abertamente racista...” and the thread about the pastor praising Bolsonaro and Trump in “Fui pra igreja hoje depois de muito tempo e que arrependimento.”.
- Supportive promoter: Uses her account to help others and engage communities, such as promoting tarot readings in “🔮 Mesa aberta para leituras de Tarot e Baralho cigano” and explaining voting systems for fans in “Fiquem ligados que são DUAS votações diferentes dentro do app MNET PLUS”.
- Humorous commentator: Frequently uses humor and sarcasm to react to situations, like “Fonte: tirei do cu” and playful takes on BBB26 such as “Cowboy é a IVY desse bbb, de ‘eu vou votar no babu’ virou ‘hoje eu vou votar no boneco’”.
- Community-seeking: Actively looks for connection and new mutuals, especially in fandom spaces, as seen in “Preciso de mais moots moas e stays, então se vc é do fandom comenta um ‘.’ Pra gente amigar” and interactive posts like “manda um '!' e eu te dou um desses”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults toward others, e.g. “Silenciei, odeio gente feia e burra” and “Além de feia é burra”.
- Emotional exhaustion: Expresses feeling overwhelmed and unable to cope, such as “Eu não suporto mais a minha vida, n suporto mais as pessoas” and “Eu só quero minha casa…”.
- Conflict-driven: Engages heavily in online fights and callouts, e.g. “Amg mas vc fala mal do TXT e n quer levar sb?” and strong confrontational takes in BBB26 debates like “Gabi cala a boca #BBB26”.
- Negative self-talk: Uses self-deprecating or hopeless phrasing, such as “Eu quando sou burra” and lamenting her birthday as “Não tô acreditando que meu presente de aniversário foi meu celular ter quebrado, isso não é vida”.
- Dependency on phone: Shows intense distress and life impact when losing phone access, e.g. “Meu celular morreu, pois vou estar vendendo foto do pé pra comprar outro” and “No mês q eu mais preciso gastar ele quebra, o meu trabalho é no celular, sem ele eu n ganho dinheiro”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: opinionated, principled, bookish, and emotionally intense. Their bio "books, coffee & cats" and psychology focus echo Lisa’s studious, introspective side, as does their frustration with ignorance and prejudice, like when they call out people defending a racist housemate in BBB: “Gag q uma pessoa q defende o MATHEUS, q é abertamente racista, quer apontar o dedo…”. Like Lisa, they show strong moral and political awareness, criticizing a pastor who turned church into a political rally: “Pastor orando por Bolsonaro, Nikolas, Trump, dizendo que via Deus neles…”. They also have Lisa’s emotional vulnerability and sense of not fitting in, e.g. “Eu não suporto mais a minha vida, n suporto mais as pessoas” and family conflict tweets like “quando eu conto me trata mal, pois vou voltar a não contar mais”. At the same time, their passionate stanning of K‑pop groups and reality shows, rallying others to vote and interact, mirrors Lisa’s intense fandoms and causes the way she throws herself fully into whatever she loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly seek interaction and new mutuals, especially in fandom spaces, as seen in “Preciso de mais moots moas e stays, então se vc é do fandom comenta um “.” Pra gente amigar”, and they openly share emotional states and daily life frustrations with their timeline. Their focus is more Intuitive than Sensing: even when talking about concrete things (cellphone breaking, church, BBB), they quickly move to broader meanings, like criticizing politicized religion in “Fui pra igreja hoje… Só política. Pastor orando por Bolsonaro, Nikolas, Trump, dizendo que via Deus neles…” and questioning people’s character in “É preciso fazer uma investigação de caráter com esse 21% de pessoas q estão do lado do Matheus”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: judgments are framed around values (anti-racism, respect, fandom loyalty) and expressed with strong emotional language, e.g. “Gag q uma pessoa q defende o MATHEUS, q é abertamente racista…” and “Se vc é anti do bts, txt, enhypen, stray Kids e cortis, pode me dar sb fazendo favor!”. Their lifestyle appears more Perceiving: they often react in the moment, improvise (joking about selling feet pics after the phone dies in “Meu celular morreu, pois vou estar vendendo foto do pé pra comprar outro”), and show flexible, spontaneous engagement rather than rigid planning, even in how they open tarot readings and interactive threads like “manda um '!' e eu te dou um desses”. Altogether, a highly expressive, values-driven, socially engaged, and spontaneous style fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘books, coffee & cats’ — I read a lot, I make great coffee, and I’m more than ready to be your fourth little creature. Should I send my application to Psicologia | Ψ or straight to your DMs?
- You: ‘Comi 5 pedaços de pizza, um pra cada membro do Cortis.’ Me: so if we go out for pizza, do I get a slice too or do I have to debut as the 6th member first?
- You’re out here organizing ENGENE votes, defending Ana Paula on #BBB26, and doing Tarot readings with ethics and care… I don’t need a spread to see it: every card is screaming ‘this girl is main character energy, don’t waste your chance.’
- You said you almost squeezed that blackhead, you’re stressed with family, and even your phone betrayed you on your birthday… statistically speaking, you’re due for something good — may I volunteer as your plot twist?
- You open a thread of aesthetic back-to-school accessories, post pilates updates even when you’re sick, and still find time to drag BBB racists and fake fans. I don’t want to say you’re my bias, but I am absolutely ready to stan Metion-me Kalie 🍓 full-time.
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Psychology student & tarot reader decoding minds, idols & reality shows. Once broke my phone on my birthday and still showed up to stan and study.– @kanneguinhoo
Your signature cocktail
Books, Coffee & Chaos Spritz
This cocktail starts with cold brew coffee for their bio’s cozy core of “books, coffee & cats” and all those late nights voting and watching reality shows like “BBB de hj foi uma merda, pqp”. Strawberry liqueur adds a soft, sweet touch for the cute, playful side in “Metion me, Kalie 🍓” and the way they gush over idols like in “Esse aqui n ter um prêmio de homem mais lindo do mundo é sacanagem!!!”. Tonic water brings a fizzy, nervous energy that matches their restless mood swings from “Eu não suporto mais a minha vida, n suporto mais as pessoas” to hyped fandom threads like “⍣ 🪩 ೋ achadinhos do cortis na shein. a thread;”. A dash of bitter herbal amaro represents their sharp tongue and zero-tolerance for racism and hypocrisy, as seen in “Não adianta nada repudiar as falas do Matheus e falar as mesmas asneiras q sai da boca dele #BBB26” and “Gag q uma pessoa q defende o MATHEUS, q é abertamente racista…”. Finally, edible glitter or a shimmering sugar rim nods to their K‑pop stan sparkle, tarot vibes, and aesthetic threads like “⍣ 🎧 ೋ acessórios aesthetic para a volta às aulas. a thread;”, turning all that chaos into something pretty and unforgettable.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits: they are outspoken, confrontational in defense of their beliefs, and quick to jump into conflict when they perceive injustice. They repeatedly call out racism and intolerance very directly, e.g. criticizing people who defend a racist reality-show contestant in “Gag q uma pessoa q defende o MATHEUS, q é abertamente racista, quer apontar o dedo na ana paula e falar que ela também é racista KAKKAKAKAKKA #BBB26” and saying about his supporters “É preciso fazer uma investigação de caráter com esse 21% de pessoas q estão do lado do Matheus #BBB26”. They also show moral courage outside fandom, criticizing a pastor who turns church into a political pulpit in “Fui pra igreja hoje depois de muito tempo e que arrependimento. Não teve Bíblia, não teve palavra. Só política. Pastor orando por Bolsonaro, Nikolas, Trump, dizendo que via Deus neles…”. Their impulsive, fiery side appears when they unapologetically tell people off, such as “Silenciei, odeio gente feia e burra” and “Gabi cala a boca #BBB26”, showing a tendency to charge into verbal battles rather than stay neutral or diplomatic. While there is some Hufflepuff-like loyalty to idols and friends (e.g. defending favorite artists and asking antis to unfollow in “Se vc é anti do bts, txt, enhypen, stray Kids e cortis, pode me dar sb fazendo favor!”), the dominant pattern is bold, emotionally driven conviction and a willingness to fight for what they think is right, which fits Gryffindor best.
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Your song
Anti-Hero - Taylor Swift
A well-fitting song for them is “Anti-Hero” because they often express self-critical humor and emotional exhaustion, like when they say “Eu não suporto mais a minha vida, n suporto mais as pessoas” and joke “Eu quando sou burra”. The song’s theme of feeling like the problem in every situation matches their frustration with family and social dynamics, such as “É foda pq ninguém perguntou se eu queria vim... eu tô a semanas agoniada querendo ir pra casa” and conflicts with the grandmother in “Pois eu n falo mais nada, n peço opinião, n conto mais nada”. At the same time, Anti-Hero balances sadness with irony and sass, which fits their way of calling out others, like “Silenciei, odeio gente feia e burra” and their sharp BBB commentary in “Não adianta nada repudiar as falas do Matheus e falar as mesmas asneiras q sai da boca dele”. The song’s introspective, overthinking energy also resonates with someone who loves “books, coffee & cats” and who mixes fandom passion, tarot work, and mental health struggles across their timeline.
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