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Based on the user's constant self‑destructive coping, low self‑esteem and desire for control, the Simpsons character that fits best is Moe Szyslak. Moe is a depressed, lonely bartender who often turns to alcohol and self‑harm, similar to tweets like 'the last time i thought my gf was going to leave me i gave myself a concussion. before that when i thought my ex was going to leave i tried to claw my own eyes out. do you think i have attachment issues or nah' and 'i want to try scarification on myself like to carve a design out but i dont want to fuck up and be stuck with it forever'. The user’s obsession with weight, fasting and 'i’m so locked in' mirrors Moe’s obsessive need for control over his life despite feeling powerless. Their frequent mentions of feeling 'so tired' and 'i dont ever know if i want to recover or get worse' echo Moe’s depressive monologues ('I’m not sure what I’m doing, I’m going to kill myself'). Finally, like Moe’s desperate search for validation ('I need a customer, I need a friend'), the user seeks 'ana coaches' and 'face reveal' for acceptance.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s tweets focus on concrete, sensory details (e.g., “yesterday i had a burst blood vessel by my eye,” “my neck is absolutely covered in red,” “i love sushi nothing can take me away from sushi”), indicating a Sensing preference. Their language is highly emotional and value‑driven, expressing feelings of envy, jealousy, love, and self‑worth (“i love u sometimes i love u but its hard to say… i cant love anything in this world,” “i’m so jealous of people who are more attractive and thin than me”), which aligns with Feeling. They frequently describe internal experiences and a preference for solitude or limited social interaction (“i miss my friends so much but ugw doesnt get any closer when im socially eating,” “i feel crazy but every now and again i check my ex’s profile”), suggesting Introversion. Finally, the user’s lifestyle is flexible and spontaneous—jumping into fasts, ordering a switchblade, and changing plans on a whim (“im gonna attempt a 24 hr fast wish me luck,” “i might face reveal soon,” “maybe i should go to dollar tree after i clean some”)—characteristic of Perceiving. These traits together point to an ISFP personality type.

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19‑yo transmasc (he/they) 🎧 Vocaloid fan, sushi addict, aspiring FL‑Studio beatmaker & fashion designer. Fast‑ed 48h, got an eye burst – my weird validation.– @kannibalkralie

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The name "Bleeding Fast Edge" captures their obsession with control via fasting and the feeling of validation from a burst blood vessel, as they wrote, "yesterday i had a burst blood vessel by my eye and it made me feel kinda valid in my ed because that was a symptom i heard about a long time ago when researching eds for a story i was writing". Blood orange juice gives a vivid red hue reminiscent of that blood. Sake nods to their love of sushi, echoing the tweet "i love sushi nothing can take me away from sushi". The caffeinated tonic reflects their reliance on celsius and laxatives for energy during fasts, as they posted, "how is everyone doing today? im starting my day off with a celsius mixed with lax and planning to continue my fast so im feeling good". Activated charcoal simple syrup adds a dark, smoky depth for their emo, scarification aesthetic, referencing "i want to try scarification on myself like to carve a design out but i dont want to fuck up and be stuck with it forever", while orange bitters mirror the bitterness of their internal struggle.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong drive for personal control and self‑preservation, as seen in 'just realized I'm using my ed to feel control over the way my body looks after puberty took that control away from me'. They also display ambition and resourcefulness in seeking ways to manipulate their body, such as 'ive been trying to hide my neck all day not because of hickeys but because i got a million razor bumps' and 'i ordered a new switchblade so sesh coming soon?'. Their focus on achieving a specific appearance and using cunning methods like fasting, self‑harm, and seeking ANA coaches indicates a Slytherin‑type desire for power over themselves. Additionally, they express a willingness to take risky, daring actions for personal gain, exemplified by 'the last time i thought my gf was going to leave me i gave myself a concussion'. These traits align best with Slytherin's values of ambition, resourcefulness, and self‑preservation.

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The song "Hurt" captures the intense self‑inflicted pain and search for feeling that @kannibalkralie expresses, as seen in tweets like 'i want to try scarification on myself like to carve a design out but i dont want to fuck up and be stuck with it forever' and 'the last time i thought my gf was going to leave me i gave myself a concussion… do you think i have attachment issues or nah'. Their repeated references to self‑harm ('i tried to claw my own eyes out', 'i hurt myself today, to see if i still feel') mirror the opening lyric of the song, "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel". The user also describes using an eating disorder as a way to regain control ('just realized im using my ed to feel control over the way my body looks after puberty took that control away from me'), which aligns with the song’s theme of using pain as a means of feeling something real. Additional lines such as 'im so locked in' and 'im so fucking tired' reflect the exhaustion and numbness conveyed in the verses. Overall, the raw, confessional tone of "Hurt" matches the user's desperate quest for agency through self‑destructive behaviors.

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