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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-Aware: Mentions BMI 18.8 and 'sh recov' in bio, showing awareness of health status
- Artistic Expression: Posts stylized caption "ᴴᵒʷ'ˡˡ…" with emojis repeatedly
- Honest: Openly shares relapses and feelings like "I hate my life"
- Resilient: Notes preventing a binge and desire to stop the cycle
- Community-Oriented: Uses #edtwt and engages with the eating‑disorder community
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal Ideation: Tweets "#ngl i should just kms" and "I could tell him the exact date I'd kill myself"
- Disordered Eating: Talks about relapsing, restricting, and "liquid cals are non existent"
- Negative Body Image: Calls self "fat chud" and wishes to "rip the fat off me"
- Tracking Avoidance: Says "I'm the type to not log in cals when I know I ate a lot"
- Emotional Instability: Expresses extreme mood swings like "im so bloated rn aaaa" and "i feel like throwing up"
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
The user expresses chronic low self‑esteem and frequent suicidal thoughts, as seen in tweets like "#ngl i should just kms" and "i could tell him the exact date id kill myself and all he would do is reply with a sad emoji," mirroring Moe's well‑known hopelessness and self‑destructive mindset. Their self‑loathing statements such as "im a fat chud i hate being alive" and "relapsed..i hate my life" echo Moe's constant self‑deprecation and feeling that life isn’t worth living. The cycle of restriction and binge‑eating described in "should probably stop restricting so much...it always ends with me binging" reflects the kind of self‑sabotaging behavior Moe often exhibits when he drinks to cope with his depression. Overall, the pattern of isolation, despair, and self‑harm aligns closely with Moe Szyslak’s character in The Simpsons.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
The user’s tweets focus almost exclusively on their inner experience and personal struggles, with little outward social interaction, indicating introversion (e.g., "i hate my life", "i could tell him the exact date id kill myself"). They describe concrete, sensory details about their body and food (“im so bloated rn aaaa", "food be so good 😋 i be forgetting to starve 😫"), showing a sensing preference. Their language is driven by strong emotions and personal values rather than logical analysis ("#ngl i should just kms", "i feel like throwing up"), reflecting a feeling orientation. The pattern of impulsive eating, binge‑restrict cycles, and spontaneous self‑reporting (“should probably stop restricting so much...it always ends with me binging", "im the type to not log in cals when i know i ate a lot") suggests a perceiving, flexible lifestyle. Combined, these traits align best with the ISFP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a magician? Because you just made all my calories disappear when I saw your tweets!
- If you were a snack, I’d totally forget to log you in my calorie tracker!
- Are you a ghost? Because I can't shake the feeling you haunt my thoughts—especially during snack time!
- Just like you, I believe in protecting each other—how about I protect your food while you eat it?
- Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your tweets and it feels like I’m in a whole new calorie-free dimension!
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Your new Twitter bio
Writer + mental health advocate 🌱 | Pumpkin emoji fan 🎃 (once spent Halloween only speaking in emojis) | ED & self-harm recovery.– @kaoruoomph
Your signature cocktail
Haunted Pumpkin Sour
The Haunted Pumpkin Sour captures Kaoru's tumultuous relationship with food and self‑image. The dark charcoal vodka mirrors the darkness in tweets like "#ngl i should just kms" and "i could tell him the exact date id kill myself and all he would do is reply with a sad emoji". The pumpkin purée nods to the recurring 🎃 emoji that appears in many of their posts. A splash of soda water and a dash of bitters reflect the bloated feeling and the bitter self‑criticism expressed in "im so bloated rn aaaa" and "im a fat chud i hate being alive". Finally, the garnish of a thin slice of lime symbolizes a fleeting hope for freshness amidst the struggle, echoing the tweet "i managed to prevent myself from binging oh my god".
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The user repeatedly expresses a desire to protect others despite feeling unable to protect themselves, as seen in the tweet “🎃 . ➤ “ᴴᵒᴡ'𝓁𝓁 you protect others when you can’t look out for yourself?””. This self‑sacrificing empathy aligns with Hufflepuff’s core value of loyalty and caring for others. Their frequent sharing of personal struggles, such as “im so bloated rn aaaa” and “#ngl i should just kms”, shows a willingness to be open and honest with the community, another Hufflepuff trait. Additionally, they show a persistent commitment to the #edtwt community, reflecting the house’s dedication and perseverance. Overall, their empathy, loyalty, and honest self‑disclosure point toward Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails (also popularized by Johnny Cash)
The song "Hurt" captures the deep self‑destruction and hopelessness expressed in the timeline. The lyric "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel" mirrors tweets such as "relapsed..i hate my life" and "#ngl i should just kms" where the user describes self‑harm and suicidal thoughts. The refrain "the needle tears a hole" resonates with the repeated feeling of being trapped in an eating disorder, as seen in "im a fat chud i hate being alive" and "i feel like throwing up". The refrain's confession of feeling numb and trying to find relief aligns with the user's struggle to stop binging, e.g., "i managed to prevent myself from binging oh my god". Overall, the raw vulnerability of the song reflects the user's ongoing battle with body image, self‑esteem, and mental health.
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