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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who blends bookish curiosity with melancholy introspection and a strong sense of aesthetics. Like Lisa, they are intellectually engaged with history, infrastructure and politics, as seen in detailed rail and urbanism commentary such as “I feel like you have to acknowledge that high rise xiaoqu, danji, mikroraion, etc. offer like 2x or more greater floor area ratio…” and “In the wake of the COVID 19 pandemic, American commuter rail has struggled with low demand…”. They combine that with poetic, slightly lonely reflection, like “I recalled the days when I made conversation with swans and geese to pass the time and felt a little grief.” and “When I talk to someone at work… it makes me nervous and embarassed, and the skin of my back crawls…”, which fits Lisa’s mix of social anxiety and sensitivity. Their affection for animals and nature—“pigeons are so beautiful”, “ducks are very pretty”, “A hundred swallows are dancing chaotically over the pond. They converge upon me now.”—echoes Lisa’s deep empathy for living things. Even their self-conscious humour and existential oddness, like “If I had a tapeworm in my gut, I could probably come to love it…” and “[elegantly, with refined dignity]: do yuo hate me”, feels very Lisa: hyper-aware, emotionally intense, and strangely earnest even when joking.

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They lean strongly introverted: they describe public events as alienating (“Public events are really alienating”), talk about nervousness with unfamiliar people and a crawling itch on their back in social interactions (“When I talk to someone at work, or unfamiliar people in general, it makes me nervous and embarassed”), and often focus on solitary, contemplative experiences like biking while imagining seeing themselves from afar (“When I'm getting somewhere on bicycle and in a good mood I imagine seeing myself from a distance gliding over the road”). Their thinking is highly intuitive and abstract: they spin metaphors about social media feeds as psychic structures (“like there are ego, id, superego, there are instagram, twitter, pinterest feeds. each of these are separate. if they converge something terrible happens”) and imagine future societies without infotainment (“in the new society there will be no need for infotainment or talk show podcasts”), and they often muse about history, infrastructure, and alternate worlds rather than concrete daily logistics. Despite a dry, sometimes sardonic tone, a strong Feeling preference shows in their preoccupation with beauty, animals, and vulnerability: they write tenderly about pigeons and ducks (“pigeons are so beautiful”, “ducks are very pretty”), fantasize about loving a tapeworm so it can depend on them (“If I had a tapeworm in my gut, I could probably come to love it… I'd feel depended on, then.”), and express intense self-consciousness and fear of being disliked (“[elegantly, with refined dignity]: do yuo hate me”, “sent a teams message sounding so stupid I may be cursed for 10 generations”). Their judgments and interests are often value-laden and idealistic—calling meal prepping and certain foods "barbarian" (“mealprepping is a barbarian practice”) and lamenting that human beauty feels wrong compared to natural beauty (“It's really terrible that beautiful is a property that people can also possess”)—suggesting an underlying internal moral framework. Finally, they seem more perceiving than rigidly scheduled: their life is depicted as wandering, passive, exploratory (“if you live passively enough you can reach a new state of being sort of like those monks that meditate real good”, “in 2026 we're wandering the 4 corners of the earth”), and their creative, associative tweeting style feels organic rather than orderly, which fits an INFJ whose inner structure (Ni–Fe) doesn’t always manifest as outward planning or strict routines.

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Urban rail charts by day, bird watcher by dusk. Once bought 20 cans of sale soda and still thinks about the perfect $3 lamb on rice.– @kaptrice

Your signature cocktail
This drink is light but quietly intense, for someone who dreams of trains, birds, and faraway futures while riding a bicycle and imagining themselves from afar, as in “When I'm getting somewhere on bicycle and in a good mood I imagine seeing myself from a distance gliding over the road”. The gin base reflects the sharp, observant intellect that writes about rail networks and history, like “In the wake of the COVID 19 pandemic, American commuter rail has struggled with low demand...” and “Hikari and Nozomi were both Chōsen Government Railways services before they were Tokaido shinkansen services. nooooticing”. Toasted buckwheat and white tea evoke their love of subtle comforts and snacks (“you need to be consuming more snacks based on various glutens and soy proteins”) and the quiet melancholy of revisiting memories, as in “revisiting the places of my memories”. Lillet Blanc brings a soft, almost nostalgic sweetness for pigeons, ducks, swallows, and gulls (“pigeons are so beautiful”, “gulls are also tragic creatures”, “A hundred swallows are dancing chaotically over the pond. They converge upon me now.”). The bitter grapefruit aperitivo and fizzy soda capture their self‑deprecating humour and social anxiety, like “When I talk to someone at work... the skin of my back crawls with a certain kind of itch.” and the recurring plea “Do you hate me Do you Hate me Do you hate me Do you hate me”. The ginkgo‑styled garnish nods to their wish “I want to hold a gingko leaf”, turning the glass itself into a small, portable memory of streets, stations, and wandering the four corners of the earth as in “in 2026 we're wandering the 4 corners of the earth”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a sustained intellectual curiosity and love of obscure knowledge that strongly aligns with Ravenclaw. For example, they dive into historical and geopolitical minutiae about railways and colonial administration, as in their discussion of Hikari and Nozomi and Chōsen Government Railways: “Hikari and Nozomi were both Chōsen Government Railways services before they were Tokaido shinkansen services. nooooticing” and their detailed note on standard-gauge double track on the continent: “the Hikari kept running until the bitter end in 1945... over 1500km of standard gauge double track on the continent”. They also analyze urban form and transit with a very conceptual, systems-thinking bent, as in “high rise xiaoqu, danji, mikroraion, etc. offer like 2x or more greater floor area ratio with way more semi public landscaped area...”. There’s evident fascination with niche science and deep time in “I hope that someday new paravian fossil record will emerge somewhere in a yet unexplored part of the world, because the current level of ambiguity is really suspenseful.”. Their wit is a little dry and conceptual rather than performatively bold, for instance in their psychoanalytic-social media analogy “like there are ego, id, superego, there are instagram, twitter, pinterest feeds. each of these are separate. if they converge something terrible happens”. While they show kindness toward animals and a reflective inner life, the dominant throughline is analytical curiosity and creative thinking, which are quintessentially Ravenclaw traits.

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A well‑suited song for them is We Are Scientists by The Notwist, which has a quietly surreal, introspective tone that matches their mix of melancholy, curiosity, and dry humor. They often frame themselves as slightly alienated but observant, like when they write about social discomfort and self-consciousness: “When I talk to someone at work, or unfamiliar people in general, it makes me nervous and embarassed, and the skin of my back crawls with a certain kind of itch.” and “sent a teams message sounding so stupid I may be cursed for 10 generations”. The song’s mixture of mundane detail and strange, almost scientific detachment mirrors their habit of treating feelings and daily life as objects of observation, like “If I had a tapeworm in my gut, I could probably come to love it… I'd feel depended on, then.” and “A great uncle of mine was a shaman who supposedly derived his power from a weasel spirit.”. There’s also a gentle affection for animals and the natural world that sits alongside this analytical distance, visible in “pigeons are so beautiful”, “ducks are very pretty”, and “I thought about being a swallow”, which resonates with the song’s soft, wandering mood. Overall, the track’s vibe of muted emotion, odd specificity, and quiet observation feels like a musical analogue to their timeline of trains, birds, infrastructure, and wistful inner monologue.

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