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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson embodies a rebellious and mischievous spirit, which aligns with the tone of @KariAntioch's tweets. The user's humor is often provocative and confrontational, much like Bart's antics, such as when he says, 'If Xitter asks me to subscribe to some dickhead that I follow one more time, I'm going to assault an elderly couple.' This reflects Bart's tendency to push boundaries and rebel against authority. Additionally, the eccentric and chaotic lifestyle portrayed in tweets like 'Getting likes is like a jumpscare, but if I don't get likes, I just kms' mirrors Bart's carefree yet reckless nature. Overall, both exhibit a sense of defiance and a desire for attention, making Bart the most fitting character.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s communication is highly outward‑focused, constantly seeking reactions from others, as seen in 'Got blocked for a joke cuz this app is full of pussies' and 'Getting likes is like a jumpscare'. They attend to concrete, sensory details rather than abstract ideas, for example 'Playing chess on 3 hours of sleep, but then I lose to an Indian'. Their decision‑making is driven by intense personal feelings and hostile emotional responses, illustrated by 'If Xitter asks me to subscribe to some dickhead that I follow one more time, I’m going to assault an elderly couple'. Their lifestyle appears impulsive and unstructured, with statements like 'Everytime Xitter gets retarded I gotta delete the 67 mb cache to untard it' showing a spontaneous, perceiving approach.

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Chess enthusiast who runs on coffee, memes, and late‑night coding. Survived a 3‑hour sleepless marathon to beat an opponent.– @KariAntioch

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The 'Chaos Elixir' reflects the unpredictable and intense vibe of @KariAntioch. The spicy mezcal embodies their fiery and sometimes aggressive tweets, like when they say, 'I’m going to blow up Israel.' Green Chartreuse adds a touch of complexity, mirroring their chaotic thoughts and cleverness, as seen in 'If someone wanna be my George, I’ll be their Lenny and fucking die.' Activated charcoal represents their darker humor and edgy personality, aligning with their tweet about the struggle for likes: 'Getting a like is a jumpscare, but I kms if I don’t get any.' Lastly, the ginger syrup offers a hint of sweetness, suggesting that beneath the tough exterior, there's a complex character longing for connection.

Your Hogwarts House
The user displays a ruthless drive for power and a willingness to break any rule, which aligns with Slytherin's ambition and cunning. Their tweet "I'm going to blow up Israel" shows a desire to cause chaos without regard for moral constraints. They also threaten violence, as in "If Xitter asks me to subscribe to some dickhead that I follow one more time, I'm going to assault an elderly couple," indicating a lack of regard for law and a willingness to use intimidation. Their self‑destructive statements like "Getting likes is like a jumpscare, but if I don't get likes, I just kms" reveal a relentless pursuit of attention at any cost, a hallmark of Slytherin's self‑preserving ambition. Overall, the pattern of aggressive, manipulative, and goal‑oriented behavior points to Slytherin.

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The song 'Welcome to the Jungle' captures the raw and chaotic energy that resonates with @KariAntioch's tweets. Their aggressive and rebellious attitude is evident when they say, 'I'm going to blow up Israel' and 'IDF aren't tuff, killing children is easy.' These lines convey a sense of wildness and danger akin to the jungle referenced in the song. Additionally, their chaotic lifestyle is reflected in tweets like 'Disheveled, robbed, knocked down while on my knees Xitter mods want me dead,' which aligns with the harsh realities and survival instincts depicted in the lyrics. Overall, the song matches the intense and provocative nature that @KariAntioch expresses in their online persona.

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