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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Bart Simpson. This user leans heavily into chaotic, provocative humor and shock value, much like Bart’s rebellious streak, with posts like “ok guys today we’re gonna be like killing ourselfs” and “Hey @grok kill @gh0strexic”. They use edgy jokes, slurs, and bullying framed as play, similar to Bart’s troublemaking, for example “I love bullying my friends” and “Fag.”. At the same time, there’s clear emotional vulnerability and acting out when hurt or ignored, like “Im on the verge of killing myself , im always being left out i just wanna be included for once” and “My bf hates me bc i wint take my meds”, which fits Bart’s mix of bravado and deep insecurity. Their impulsivity and refusal to follow rules, shown in “I refuse to take my meds I DONT FUCKING CARW” and “how to live with an ied 1. You dont”, further reinforces the Bart-like pattern of defiance masking pain.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive, tagging many users, joining niche communities (#edtwt, #pisstwt, Venttwt), and seeking social engagement, e.g. “Do any of ypu habe post notis on for me” and “My Twitter Family: …”, which shows a desire for connection and attention. Their style suggests Intuition over Sensing: they’re not focused on practical details but on identity, feelings, and meanings, like questioning gender and sexuality in “im i a tually dijt kmow what i am sexualiry wizse and boygirlflux” and “Ok gusy we’re srill quesrinihg our gender”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: posts center on emotional pain, validation, and relationships, e.g. “im on the verge of killing myself , im always being left out i just wanna be included for once” and “My bf hates me bc i wint take my meds😭”, with very little structured logic or detached analysis. Their life appears Perceiving rather than Judging: they act impulsively, struggle with routines/meds (“I refuse to take my meds I DONT FUCKING CARW”; “Shluld i take my meds so i domt fucking crash out”), and embrace chaotic spontaneity, such as sudden mood swings and unplanned decisions like “relapsing time guys hi”. Overall, the combination of high social engagement, emotionally intense expression, identity exploration, and impulsive behavior fits ENFP better than other types.

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Artful chaos specialist. Part-time school ranter, full-time overthinker. Once lined sugar like coke just to eat it with a straw. Here for the weird.– @karkalicousjade

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is strong and chaotic, like announcing “im gonna kill myself tonight” and then later insisting “Im ok noe gusy.l”, so overproof dark rum forms the intense, volatile base. Sour cherry liqueur adds a sharp, self-destructive tang, mirroring lines like “ok guys today we’re gonna be like killing ourselfs” and “immigyt actually start starving myslef hold on I AM FAT”. Blue energy drink captures their hyper, unfiltered timeline—pissing, yelling, shitposting from “I am the newst meber of peetwt listen to me piss🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️ #pisstwt #peetwt” to “I keep farting.”. Cotton-candy syrup brings a childish sweetness for their regressy, playful side, like “me and @steakmakerluke_ are ageplaying” and the way they cling to friends in “Ppl i met in 2025 (and 2024) that im glad to still be friends with in 2026”. Finally, a swirl of activated charcoal makes it literally dark and messy, echoing their self-harm vents such as “sonic can you teach me hoe to cur deepeer” and the dramatic crash-outs around meds like “I refuse to take my meds I DONT FUCKING CARW”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show strong Slytherin traits: intense self‑preservation and volatile emotion rather than self‑sacrifice. When overwhelmed, they focus on protecting their own boundaries and lashing out, e.g. “I,HATE.EVERYONE.DNI.” and “imso fudkiny pissed i hateneveryojemi hope yku all fukcing die rn”, which reflects a defensive, survival-first mindset. They also show a willingness to be harsh or cruel to others in a way that aligns more with Slytherin’s darker edge than with Gryffindor bravado or Hufflepuff kindness, such as “genuinely best her then tell her to follow her lesder (hitler , he killed himself im telling her to kill herself)”. At the same time, they are intensely attached to a small circle (their "Twitter family" and partners), and weaponize loyalty and in‑group/out‑group thinking, shown in “👨👩👧👦 My Twitter Family...” and “Ppl i met in 2025 (and 2024) that im glad to still be friends with in 2026”. Their blunt embrace of taboo or stigmatized topics, like “DONT. ATTACK. PEOPLE. FOR. THEIR. PARAPHILIA. IF. THEYRE. NONCONTACT.”, shows a contrarian, boundary‑pushing streak rather than idealistic moralizing, a hallmark of Slytherin independence. Overall, the mix of in‑group loyalty, emotional extremity, confrontational tone, and self‑protective instincts points most strongly to Slytherin.

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A fitting song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance because it captures chaotic adolescent anger, dark humor, and a sense of being deeply misunderstood. They openly tweet about self‑destruction and suicidality, like “Im on the verge of killing myself , im always being left out i just wanna be included for once…” and “im gonna kill myself tonight”, which reflects the song’s themes of pain and rebellion simmering under the surface. Their volatility and meds discourse—“Fuck my stupid IED lyf” and “I refuse to take my meds I DONT FUCKING CARW”—match the track’s frustrated, defiant energy. The way they joke about darkness and death, as in “ok guys today we’re gonna be like killing ourselfs” and “GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD😭😭😭 (Melatonin.) #banger #bangme”, is similar to the song’s mix of serious subject matter with a sneering, almost playful tone. Even their feelings of alienation and body issues, like “immigyt actually start starving myslef hold on I AM FAT”, fit the song’s portrayal of teens who are harshly judged and struggling with self‑image in a hostile world.

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