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Your Simpsons character
They read as a very online, hyperfixation-driven, emotionally intense version of Lisa Simpson. Lisa is smart, passionate, and gets deeply obsessed with her interests the way this user fixates on Homestuck characters and yuri ships, like when they gush over Karkat and Nepeta in posts such as “Can i be karkats #1 fan please” and “MY NEPETA HYPERFIXATION IS BAC K 😭😭😭😭😭😭NO😭😭😭😭😭😭”. Lisa often feels like an outsider but still reaches out for connection, similar to this user's mix of self-aware vulnerability and friendliness in tweets like “Who wants to be my best frirnd furever and talk about nepeta leijon with me. @everyone” and “Im really happy hi guys”. Their earnestness and intensity—swinging from "I'm very happy" to darker or overwhelmed moments like “IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF”—also mirrors Lisa’s tendency toward emotional extremes when she cares about something deeply. Even their slightly gross oversharing, like “Im pooping and it really hurts @Karkatvantas Help me”, still feels more Lisa-than-Bart: overexpressive, sincere, and rooted in wanting to be seen and understood rather than pure chaos or malice.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) because most tweets center on their inner world, comfort media, and bodily feelings rather than external social life, e.g. talking about painful pooping and calling out to a fictional character for help in “Im pooping and it really hurts @Karkatvantas Help me”, or happily announcing long solo sleep in “I just slept for 15 hours Hello”. Their intense focus on fiction, ships, and hyperfixations shows Intuition (N) over concrete sensing, as they constantly play with imagined relationships like “Can aa get revealed now so i can draw her making out with dagger” and speculative character aesthetics in “Calliope would have the prettiest strawpage ever and caliborn would have the worst strawpage on earth. Okay. Yhank u”. They clearly favor Feeling (F): their language is emotional, dramatic, and value-focused rather than analytical, as seen in “Everything she is so beautiful and cuteness always and i love her” and the vulnerable clarification in “i am not a darkshipper by the way all of the ‘proof’ is just stuff from when i was being gr0omed”. Their spontaneity, messy typing, and frequent impulsive statements point to Perceiving (P); they forget timers in “i set a timer for somethjng really impirtant and i dont remember what it was for. Gulp.” and change focus rapidly between topics like sandwiches, birthdays, and fandoms. Overall, the combination of introspective emotional expression, fantasy-heavy interests, and flexible, unstructured posting style aligns best with INFP.

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Homestuck brainrot, gif gremlin, and sandwich critic. Once stopped crying because I saw Dave as an apple. I block fast, draw faster.– @karkatlover

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This drink is loud, bright, and a little unhinged, just like their timeline screaming “karkat….🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤” and “Can i be karkats #1 fan please”. The white rum with a blue curaçao float captures their chaotic but playful energy—buzzed and colorful, not broody—like counting down with “20k posts.” and yelling “19 DAYS..”. Sour cherry lemonade is for the mix of sweetness and bite in jokes like “I love chewing on my hair” and the casual overshares about bodily misery in “Im pooping and it really hurts @Karkatvantas Help me”. Lychee soda with popping boba reflects their cute, bouncy side and love for soft characters and yuri, from “Rosejake yuri” to “Cyl x rabbit kismesis yuri”. Cotton candy syrup stands in for their hyperfixations and sweetness—spending money on favorites like “I have spent 71 dollars on nepeta leijon ….” and gushing “SHE’S SO UCTE🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹”. Finally, the edible glitter rim with crushed candy nods to the over-the-top, sparkly self-presentation of “transfem nonbinary turigirl karka🍅OWW🍅STOP🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅Ok.” and their habit of turning every feeling—happy, feral, or both—into something visually loud and unforgettable.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong drive for connection and loyalty, which aligns closely with Hufflepuff. They repeatedly frame themselves as a devoted fan and friend, like asking “Who wants to be my best frirnd furever and talk about nepeta leijon with me. @everyone” “Who wants to be my best frirnd furever and talk about nepeta leijon with me. @everyone” and “You should be friends with me Becausei am very coll And i like nepeta And” “You should be friends with me Becausei am very coll And i like nepeta And”, which reflects a very Hufflepuff-ish desire for close, enduring bonds. They also promote and uplift others, telling followers to support their friends: “FOLLOW OOMF HE IS REALLY FUNNY AND COOL 𝓞𝓴” “FOLLOW OOMF HE IS REALLY FUNNY AND COOL 𝓞𝓴” and “Follow oomf she is very cool okay..” “Follow oomf she is very cool okay..”, which suggests kindness and fairness rather than self-centered ambition. Even their intense hyperfixations (like Nepeta, Karkat, and their ships) come across less as status-seeking and more as earnest, almost childlike dedication to the things and people they care about, fitting Hufflepuff’s loyal, wholehearted nature better than the other houses.

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MARINA’s Teen Idle fits them because it captures being a chaotic, emotional, extremely online teen who jokes about death and misery while still being playful, like when they post “IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF” alongside a meme image. The song’s themes of self‑image, feeling weird about growing up, and wanting to be special mirror their mix of insecurity and loud enthusiasm, as seen when they say “Short attention span AND bad memory.. Help me” and “i just went through my old acdount oh my god.”. Their intense fixations and yume-style crushes on fictional characters, like “I wannt to make out with karkat vantas” and constant Karkat/Nepeta gushing, match the melodramatic romanticism in the song. Even their excitement about their birthday, such as “My birthday.. in..a month..” and “:33 < birthday soon.. #excited..”, fits the song’s fixation on youth and coming-of-age feelings. Overall, Teen Idle captures their mix of dark humor, fandom obsession, and vulnerable teen emotions.

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