
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Kashmir shares Bart’s mischievous, attention-seeking energy, often bragging about his physical appearance and engaging in internet-based pranks, such as his “plan to one day get millions of friend requests and decline them all at once to destroy Roblox's servers.” Like Bart, he balances a rebellious streak with deep insecurity, admitting he has “crippling anxiety for no reason” despite acting like the 'GOAT.' His digital-native lifestyle and obsession with gaming mirrors Bart’s modern iterations, especially when he jokes about being a “grown man making tweets about Roblox & shit when you should be getting a job.” Ultimately, his mix of self-proclaimed narcissism and a defensive stance against 'haters' perfectly captures the essence of a misunderstood Simpsons troublemaker.

Your MBTI personality Type
Kashmir exhibits Extroversion (E) through an intense need for external validation and constant engagement, frequently asking followers to “send me a friend request” or “like this so I can make a good impression”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their focus on abstract humor and dreams, such as describing “the most absurdly abstract nonsensical shit” on their timeline and analyzing the symbolic nature of their frequent dreams. The Feeling (F) preference is seen in their highly emotional and subjective communication style, often posting about being “highkey love each other” or expressing distress over social drama and perceived betrayals. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows through a spontaneous, chaotic lifestyle, highlighted by staying up “all night to fix my sleep schedule” and making impulsive, joke-driven posts without a clear structure or filter.

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19 | Multi-disciplinary artist & Roblox dev. Once stayed up all night to 'fix' my sleep schedule only to invent a TikTok dance out of pure boredom. He/Any. 🎸– @KashmirTheCID

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures a '6 foot tall bearded grown man' who still plays Roblox and relates to Nick Wilde. The spiced whiskey represents his blunt confidence and self-proclaimed status as “the GOAT”, while the sour liqueur reflects the “January hate” and drama from 'miserable teenagers' he often battles. A dash of bitters nods to his “crippling anxiety for no reason,” yet the glittery topper matches his narcissistic streak as he admits “we glaze ourselves”. It’s an experimental, high-energy mix for someone who wishes they could “walk around with my bare penis out” but settles for being a suggestive Internet personality.

Your Hogwarts House
Kashmir displays a classic Slytherin mix of self-preservation and unabashed ego, openly admitting to being “borderline narcissistic” and describing himself as “beautiful AND have a good personality”. His resourcefulness is seen in his social media strategies, such as when he explains how he “press both the ignore and mute button” on Discord to let haters waste their energy while he remains unaffected. He prioritizes his own reputation and clout, stating he would “rather have a terrible 2026 than give you an ounce of clout”. This calculated approach to social standing, combined with his frequent self-promotion and ambition to “destroy Roblox's servers” through a massive influx of friend requests, aligns him firmly with the house of ambition.

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Kashmir’s online presence is defined by a blend of self-proclaimed 'main character' energy and a chaotic, futuristic connection to the internet and Roblox. He describes himself as the “GOAT” and often shares his eccentric internal world, such as his dream where he “entered a strangers house and promptly took a shower”. The song Starman suits his desire to be a larger-than-life figure who wants to “change” the world while navigating his own “crippling anxiety”. Like the song’s theme of a cosmic messenger, he views himself as someone special who is “beautiful AND has a good personality”, trying to beam his influence across the digital landscape to his thousands of followers.

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