Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses absurd, self-deprecating and sexual humor, e.g. “Jak się czuję po dojściu po 2 godzinnej erekcji bez walenia” and “When you playin' PNU and the vore section comes on.”.
- Imaginative: Shares vivid dreams and surreal thoughts, like the RP dream with Charlie-like people in a gmod-like map “I had a dream where I was in some RP server…” and the sea cucumber nightmare “I once had a nightmare in which a sea cucumber…”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for music and media, e.g. praising Sleep Party People “More people should listen to Sleep Party People” and listing favorite artists with pride “My top artists in june and where they're from!”.
- Culturally-aware: References Polish culture and memes (Kiepscy, Tusk, Polish politics), e.g. “Pamiętacie Wujka Marka z Kiepskich?” and “Top 5 Polaków… Piotr Fronczewski… Artur Rojek”.
- Self-expressive: Openly shares personal quirks and identity, like frequent nosebleeds “As someone with very frequent nosebleeds, this resonates…”, sexuality-related jokes, and posting their own looks “Whenever you have an argument with me, remember that this is who you're mad at”.
Weaknesses:
- Vulgar: Frequent graphic sexual and bodily content, e.g. “Kiedy jelqujesz i żyła w twoim chuju się zrywa” and “When Count Orlok showed his little Nosferatu… I silently began jorking it in the cinema”.
- Aggressive: Uses hostile or insulting language toward others, e.g. “go fuck yourself” and “Ty stara kurwo, zmarnowałaś mi 20 lat życia”.
- Self-destructive: Hints at dark or worrying thoughts, like “I don't think I will wake up tommorow”, which suggests low mood or nihilism beneath the humor.
- Overexposing: Shares very personal or embarrassing details publicly, such as masturbation timing jokes “Tusk manipulujący moimi kolegami tak żeby pisali do mnie akurat kiedy walę konia” and explicit erection references “po 2 godzinnej erekcji bez walenia”.
- Crude-obsessed: A large portion of posts revolve around sex, fetish jokes, or shock humor, e.g. “Needles in my ass💀”, “when you sleep in my ass.”, and vore references “the vore section comes on”, which can overshadow other sides of their personality.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic humor, vulgarity, and surprisingly specific cultural obsessions. Like Bart, they lean hard into crude, bodily jokes and over-the-top phrasing, e.g. “ALE MI SIĘ CHCĘ SZCZAĆ BOŻE ZARAZ EKSPLODUJĘ!!!!!! #typowypiątkowywieczór” and “Jak się czuję po dojściu po 2 godzinnej erekcji bez walenia”. They also show a trollish, antagonistic streak, telling people “go fuck yourself” and posting things like “Ty stara kurwo, zmarnowałaś mi 20 lat życia”, which fits Bart’s rebellious attitude toward authority and adults. At the same time, there’s a nerdy, pop‑culture‑soaked side—deep dives into FNaF fangames, dreams about GMod‑like servers, and shoegaze/alt music enthusiasm like “More people should listen to Sleep Party People”—that mirrors Bart’s immersion in TV, games, and subcultures. Finally, the melodramatic, half-joking doomer tones of posts such as “I don't think I will wake up tommorow” resemble Bart’s flair for turning everyday feelings into exaggerated, darkly comic theatrics.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their humor and interests feel very inward-facing and terminally online rather than socially driven, e.g. fantasizing alone under the moon in “czasami jak patrzę na księżyc to wyobrażam sobie, że jestem wiedźmą, która czeka na pełnie aby zrobić jakiś niecny wywar” and describing niche dreams like “I had a dream where I was in some RP server in a game that looked like gmod…”. Their interests are strongly Intuitive (N): they gravitate toward dreamy, atmospheric music and aesthetics such as shoegaze and bands like Radiohead and Sleep Party People in “My top artists in june and where they're from!” and surreal posts like “ｋｉｅｐｓｋｉ－ｃｏｒｅ …”, focusing more on vibe than concrete detail. The tone suggests Feeling (F) over logic: they react emotionally to media in “This actually makes my wanna cry tears of joy” and show strong affect even in vulgar jokes, like “Ty stara kurwo, zmarnowałaś mi 20 lat życia”, prioritizing how things feel over reasoned argument. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): their timeline is chaotic, impulsive, and heavily meme-driven, from sudden existential posts like “I don't think I will wake up tommorow” to spontaneous jokes like “Was bored as hell”, showing improvisation rather than structured planning. Overall, this mix of introspective fantasy, emotional intensity, artistic fixation, and unstructured spontaneity is most consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said more people should listen to Sleep Party People — how about we fix that with a late-night listening session where the only jump scare is me asking for your number?
- Top 5 Polaków: 3. Piotr Fronczewski, 5. Artur Rojek… I’m just trying to slide into honorable mention as ‘that one person who finally took you on a Discovery Lite / Multicraft date.’
- You love shoegaze and Myslovitz, you daydream about being a witch under the full moon, and you cry tears of joy over tiny music things — I don’t need a #przepowiedniekasandry prophecy to know we’d vibe extremely hard.
- You once had a nightmare about a sea cucumber eating grated carrots; statistically speaking, that means hanging out with me would already be a huge improvement in your subconscious content.
- You tweeted ‘Whenever you have an argument with me, remember that this is who you’re mad at’ with that picture — I saw it, and honestly, I’d rather lose every argument just for the excuse to keep making up with you.
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Shoegaze enjoyer, Myslovitz & Artur Rojek disciple. Once woke up terrified by a sea cucumber eating carrots and decided to just tweet through life.– @kaskudek
Your signature cocktail
Shoegaze Witch Brew (Needles in My Ass Fix)
This drink is strong and a bit unhinged, just like someone who tweets “ALE MI SIĘ CHCĘ SZCZAĆ BOŻE ZARAZ EKSPLODUJĘ!!!!!! #typowypiątkowywieczór” and “Needles in my ass💀” on the timeline. The vodka-cold brew base captures their late-night, chronically-online energy and love of alt vibes, echoing their bio “kocham alternatywki, shoegaze i Artura Rojka❤” and posts like “modern shoegaze”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a moody, purple-tinged sweetness, matching the melancholic but playful spirit of “czasami jak patrzę na księżyc to wyobrażam sobie, że jestem wiedźmą, która czeka na pełnie aby zrobić jakiś niecny wywar”. Tonic with lime keeps it sharp and a bit bitter, like the blunt humor of “go fuck yourself” and “Ty stara kurwo, zmarnowałaś mi 20 lat życia”. A dash of absinthe is the witchy, slightly cursed flourish for their dream-logs and surreal shitposts such as “I had a dream where I was in some RP server...” and “house md sexy videos”. The sea-salt ice nods to their name Kassy 🐟 and the oddly aquatic nightmare in “a sea cucumber or some sort of other sea creature... started eating grinded up carrots and it scared me”, giving the whole thing an experimental, slightly cursed finish.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets show a strong streak of quirky creativity and niche cultural curiosity that aligns best with Ravenclaw. They clearly enjoy odd, almost surreal thought experiments and dreams, like the detailed story about a nightmare with a sea cucumber eating grated carrots in “I once had a nightmare in which a sea cucumber or some sort of other sea creature that resembled a slug started eating grinded up carrots and it scared me and caused me to wake up.” and the oddly specific RP dream in “I had a dream where I was in some RP server in a game that looked like gmod on a map that looked like rp_downtown_v2… Everyone looked like Charlie from Smiling Friends but they had different colors.”. Their music and media tastes are very curated and somewhat esoteric—shoegaze, alternative, and bands like Sleep Party People and Panchiko, showcased in “My top artists in june and where they're from! Sleep Party People… Panchiko…” and “More people should listen to Sleep Party People”—suggesting a reflective, aesthetic, and slightly intellectual sensibility rather than straightforward ambition or loyalty. They also exhibit a dry, referential wit and meta-humor, as seen in “'How was school Heart Shaped Box (Original Steve Albini 1993 Mix)?'” and the glitched, genre-mashing copypasta in “ｋｉｅｐｓｋｉ－ｃｏｒｅ | Ｍｅｎｄａｗａｖｅ | Ｐｏśｒｅｄｎｉａｋｓｔｅｐ…”. While they do swear a lot and joke crudely, there’s no consistent evidence of Slytherin-style ambition or Gryffindor heroism, nor the steady warmth and service focus typical of Hufflepuff; instead, their identity is built around niche interests, eccentric humor, and imaginative inner life—very characteristic of a modern, terminally-online Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
How to Disappear Completely - Radiohead
A fitting song for @kaskudek is How to Disappear Completely by Radiohead, blending melancholy, surreal imagery, and a sense of emotional dissociation that mirrors their timeline. They openly love Radiohead and adjacent depressive/alternative music, as seen when they reposted Berserk just because “Radiohead is playing” in “I don't understand Berserk, but Radiohead is playing so I repost”. Their humor is often dark, self-effacing, and a bit doomer, like in “I don't think I will wake up tommorow” and the absurd despair of “Ty stara kurwo, zmarnowałaś mi 20 lat życia”, which fits the song’s themes of feeling overwhelmed and wanting to vanish. At the same time, their dreamy, slightly witchy imagination in “czasami jak patrzę na księżyc to wyobrażam sobie, że jestem wiedźmą, która czeka na pełnie aby zrobić jakiś niecny wywar” reflects the song’s ethereal, otherworldly mood. The combination of introspective sadness, surreal dreams, and alt/shoegaze leanings makes this Radiohead track a strong match for their online persona.
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