Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic Dedication: Spent “2 hours on this bart simpson” despite a lack of engagement.
- Social Accountability: Refuses to “become a statistic” despite struggling with mental health.
- Radical Honesty: Openly shares personal vulnerabilities, such as “jacked off immediately after waking up”.
- Feminist Standards: Defends characters like Maki Zenin against “mentally deficit and stunted male anime fans”.
- Protective Nature: Expresses disgust toward the sexualization of “cute” characters like Vaporeon.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Communication: Uses excessive shouting and insults like “GET THAT FAAAAAAAG OUT OF HERE”.
- Impulse Control: Admits to a “lot of (qrt) spam” and repetitive horniness.
- Academic Negligence: Boasts about “skipping my entire P.E period” for an entire week.
- Hyperbolic Insensitivity: Equates using the word 'y'all' to “gassed every jew”.
- Chronic Dissatisfaction: Frequently posts about hating life and feeling “visibly distraught”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user @katanakisser_ embodies the chaotic, rebellious, and school-averse energy of Bart Simpson, even spending “2 hours on this bart simpson” artwork. Much like Bart’s pride in his delinquency, the user boasts about how they have “been skipping my entire P.E period for like a week” without getting caught. Their vocabulary is filled with aggressive outbursts and shock humor, mirroring Bart's penchant for causing a scene, as seen in their screaming “BUUUUUULLLLLLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT GET ME OUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT”. Finally, their self-description as a “Californian white boy” who finds life “corny” aligns perfectly with the bratty, counter-culture spirit of The Simpsons’ lead troublemaker.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
The user demonstrates Extroversion through a high-energy, stream-of-consciousness posting style that seeks external engagement, such as “spent 2 hours on this bart simpson for nothing no views i bet”. Their Intuition is evident in their focus on fictional characters, fan tropes, and abstract internet subcultures rather than concrete reality, exemplified by their frequent declarations like “DAVE STRIDER GIVES ME A BONER”. They lean toward Feeling, as their tweets are almost entirely driven by intense emotional reactions and personal values, from “i miss them so bad tatsuki fujimoto should go to hell” to critiques of social standards. Finally, they exhibit a strong Perceiving trait through their spontaneous, chaotic posting habits and admitted lack of discipline, such as “ive been skipping my entire P.E period for like a week... i think I found the method”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a high-quality Bart Simpson drawing? Because I’ve been staring at you for two hours and I definitely think you deserve more views.
- Is your name Jabber Wonger? Because you’ve been giving me a boner since the 23rd.
- I promise I'm not a 'bum' with no job, but I’d definitely skip my entire P.E. period just to help you find the method for staying out of trouble.
- I’m not a white boy, so you don't have to tell me to move—unless it’s to make room for me next to you in the lunch line.
- Forget the aphrodisiacs on AO3; just one text from you is enough to make me look visibly distraught in public.
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Passionate about character analysis and digital art. When I’m not sketching, I’m usually over-analyzing manga tropes or looking for the perfect cup of coffee.– @katanakisser_
Your signature cocktail
The White Boy Relocator
This cocktail is high-octane and chaotic, mirroring a user who communicates primarily in all-caps demands like “OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY WHITE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. The neon blue color and Baja Blast splash pay homage to their internet-poisoned tastes, specifically their willingness to do anything “for a baja blast and 5 cents”. The overproof spirit represents their unbridled horniness and frequent declarations that various fictional characters “GIVES ME A BONER”. It’s a drink served with zero filter, much like their bio's warning of “suggestive most of the time” content and general 'evil freak' energy.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user demonstrates a strong sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness, openly bragging about finding 'the method' to skip class without consequences in “ive been skipping my entire P.E period for like a week and so far i have not been caught punished”. Their ambition is often channeled through a filter of intense self-interest and a sharp, exclusionary wit, frequently dismissing others with phrases like “GET THAT FAAAAAAAG OUT OF HERE” or “move white boy”. They exhibit the Slytherin tendency toward bluntness and a lack of concern for social niceties, as seen when they state, “screenshots okay usually i don't really care”. This combination of clever rule-breaking and a fiercely unapologetic, often provocative personality aligns them perfectly with the house of ambition and cunning.
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People II: The Reckoning - AJJ
The song's blend of nihilistic humor, sexual frustration, and self-loathing perfectly mirrors the user's chaotic digital presence. Their posts frequently oscillate between aggressive horniness, such as “jabber wonger gives me a boner”, and deep-seated existential dread, like when they admit “i was suicidal so early i didn't even think id be as old as i am”. The lyrics about being a 'hateful person' resonate with their casual hostility toward others, exemplified by the tweet “everyone with a southern accent is actually just worse than hitler”. Ultimately, the song captures the essence of a chronically online individual who uses irony and fandom to cope with the fact that they “hate my life”.
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