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This user is most like Lisa Simpson: enthusiastic, analytical, and emotionally invested in their niche interests. They deep-dive into their favorite Lithuanian band with near-academic intensity, making tools like the “ŽIEDLAPIS TAU SONG SORTER IS READY” and breaking down lyrics and tracklists, similar to how Lisa obsesses over jazz or school projects. Their tweets show big feelings and poetic fixation on lyrics like “surasiu viską savo mintyse ataksiu pasipils dienos šviesa…”, echoing Lisa’s introspective and melodramatic side. They’re also community-minded and supportive, giving practical advice such as “what personally works for me during winters is layering…” and celebrating friends with “i love my chronically online and a bit or very insane friends and the fact that we were able to meet💙💙💙”. The blend of being very online, earnest, and a little overdramatic about art and life—like “so excited for the album that ik is gonna be so heart wrenching that ill consider buying a rope”—fits Lisa’s mix of sincerity, intensity, and occasional teen angst more than any other core character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly organize or encourage social experiences and group hype, like traveling and meeting online friends (“wym im meeting some oomfs irl tomorrow”, “to everyone travelling to lithuania today or tomorrow: have a safe trip…”), and they share a lot of personal excitement publicly rather than keeping it private. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: they fixate on meanings, atmosphere, and emotional narratives around the band and visuals (“a band for yearners by a certified yearner”, “i find the composition of alanas and jokūbas very interesting. they basically don’t acknowledge him wandering through the winter woods, trying to finally find himself”), instead of just concrete facts. They are clearly Feeling-dominant, using emotional language and value-driven reactions rather than detached logic, e.g. “im so emotional about my silly lithuanian band oh their album is majestic… and their fanbase loves them so much” and “i love my chronically online and a bit or very insane friends and the fact that we were able to meet”. Finally, they skew Perceiving more than Judging: despite making tools like the song sorter (“ŽIEDLAPIS TAU SONG SORTER IS READY”), their tone is impulsive, hyper-reactive, and open-ended—countdowns, spammy excitement, and joking about not having their life together (“how it feels to be camping for katarsis new album when i should be getting my life together cause im not 15 anymore”). The combination of enthusiastic social energy, abstract emotional focus, value-led language, and somewhat chaotic spontaneity best fits ENFP.

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eli | 20 | once made a whole song sorter for a Lithuanian band and called it productivity. concerts, cold weather tips & catharsis in your feed.– @katarssist

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This drink is wired and dramatic, just like camping for an album drop while your life is allegedly in shambles, as confessed in “how it feels to be camping for katarsis new album when i should be getting my life together cause im not 15 anymore”. The Baltic blackcurrant vodka nods to their Lithuanian winter-core, from “to everyone travelling to lithuania today or tomorrow: have a safe trip, don’t forget the warm clothes” to obsessing over Vilnius and oomfest vibes. Sparkling bitter grapefruit soda captures the sharp, slightly unhinged stan energy of “excited to go back to katarsis drought💜💜💜💜 yesssss make me kms!!!!” and “hearing malda live is not enough i need this song showed up to my ass”. The apple-honey reduction is the soft, yearncore heart behind lyrics like “viską savo mintyse atrasiu pasipils dienos šviesa” and the way they gush that the album is “majestic” in “im so emotional about my silly lithuanian band”. A dash of smoked sea salt mirrors the raw ache of “the raw vocals in likę tik randai killed me instantly” and lines like “dėl baimės pabėgęs nebejaus šilumos”, adding a sting beneath the sweetness. Finally, the crushed violet candy garnish is pure stan glitter for the person who proudly declares “katarsis are allergic to making bad songs btw” and has a whole Žiedlapis tau song sorter ready before the tracklist is even out in “ŽIEDLAPIS TAU SONG SORTER IS READY”.

Your Hogwarts House
Eli shows a very analytical, pattern-loving mind and treats her fandom almost like a research project. She builds tools and systems for fun, like when she announces the “ŽIEDLAPIS TAU SONG SORTER IS READY… make a ranking prediction and compare it to your actual ranking” and notes that the sorter will be “pinned in my profile u can check it out anytime!! will add the new songs… after the album is out so u can get an overall view as well”, which is a very Ravenclaw-ish mix of organization and curiosity. She’s drawn to structure and intentionality in art, excitedly observing how “lukas said the album tracklist was made intentionally brooooo surasiu makes so much sense hes a mastermind fs” and analyzing visual composition in detail: “i find the composition of alanas and jokūbas very interesting. they basically don’t acknowledge him wandering through the winter woods, trying to finally find himself”. Her focus on lyricism and meaning also stands out: she calls the writing “immaculate” and volunteers to help translate it so others can understand, saying “the lyricism in this album is immaculate therefore i will be helping ka to get the song translations as soon as possible so you can enjoy it too”. Even her jokes show a kind of meta-awareness and verbal play, such as calling herself a “certified yearner” and reacting to complex lines like “nebylūs vengia svetimų??????” with excited scrutiny. While she’s clearly loyal to her band and friends, the dominant throughline is intellectual engagement with art—ranking, dissecting, and systematizing it—making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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A well‑known song that fits eli is “All Too Well (10 Minute Version)” because it captures intense, hyper-detailed emotional obsessiveness the same way she lives and tweets about music. She treats Katarsis like a life event, camping for the album and screaming lyrics, e.g. “see u guys on the other side the ziedlapis tau universe” and “how it feels to be camping for katarsis new album when i should be getting my life together cause im not 15 anymore”, which mirrors the song’s fixation on a specific emotional era. The raw, confessional lyricism also matches her obsession with lines and translations: “the lyricism in this album is immaculate therefore i will be helping ka to get the song translations as soon as possible” and “the lyrics for malda r insane fuckkdkkd”. She yearns loudly and theatrically, calling Katarsis “a band for yearners by a certified yearner” in this tweet, which fits the song’s epic, drawn‑out yearning. Finally, her dramatic, joking proximity to emotional overload—like “so excited for the album that ik is gonna be so heart wrenching that ill consider buying a rope” and “excited to go back to katarsis drought💜💜💜💜 yesssss make me kms!!!!”—matches the song’s over-the-top but deeply sincere catharsis.

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