Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense loyalty and emotion for Flamengo in many tweets like “FLAMEM AAAAAAAA MENGOOOO” and “TETRA CAMPEAO PORRA”.
- Humorous voice: Uses jokes and ironic posts, for example mocking themselves in “Sonhei que tinha hitado no twitter e acordei flopado” and playful memes like “le funny”.
- Affectionate partner: Expresses love and future plans with their partner in tweets like “Eu amo mh namorada” and “vou fzr isso cm mh namorada”.
- Socially aware: Shows political and social awareness in posts like “A alienação do Estado é algo preocupante na sociedade brasileira” and a critical joke about AI in “IsraelGPT 🇮🇱 por favor…”.
- Emotionally expressive: Comfortable sharing feelings, from anxiety during games like “Estou todo cagado” to admiration like “Eu quero ser esse animal perfeito e de coração puro 🤎”.
Weaknesses:
- Excessive aggression: Uses very violent or hostile language, such as “Eu acho q algm tinha q fraturar a tibia do vitinha” and “Vou fazer um filho cm o nome do rossi” mixed with insults in football contexts.
- Harsh insults: Frequently insults others with profanity, e.g. “VAI SE FUDER PAL.EIRAS” and “vai xe FUDER RSCING”.
- Impulsive venting: Rants intensely in the moment, like “Tenho vontade de assassinar o filho da puta responsável por colocar uma divisoria...” and angry reactions to timelines in “mh tml ta horrivel pqp”.
- Sexual crudeness: Posts openly explicit or fetish content, such as “rodizio d japones os japinha faz fila p eu comer? 😈🥵” and “qria q ela pisasse na mh cara e colocasse o pé dela na mh boca”.
- Dismissive tone: Tends to dismiss groups or interests bluntly, like “po eu até gosto das mscas da taylor mas vcs swifties sao chatos pra caralho” and “O cara fala 'ai pq fulano de filosofia tem ansiedade' e o que eu tenho a ver com isso?”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This account has Bart Simpson energy: chaotic, irreverent, and always ready to talk trash about rivals and authority. The way they scream about football, like “VAI SE FUDER PAL.EIRAS” and “VAI TOMAR NO CU CORINTHIANS”, is pure Bart-style taunting of enemies. They’re also dramatic and impulsive in the heat of the game, as seen in “Eu acho q algm tinha q fraturar a tibia do vitinha pra ser expulso e cair atirando”, which fits Bart’s tendency to go way over the top. At the same time, there’s a goofy, horny, joke-heavy side in tweets like “rodizio d japones os japinha faz fila p eu comer? 😈🥵” and “um calor do krl, qm qr lamber meu suor? ☺️”, echoing Bart’s juvenile humor. Even when they mention politics or society, like “A alienação do Estado é algo preocupante na sociedade brasileira”, it’s dropped in the middle of memes and chaos, much like Bart occasionally stumbling into something sharper without losing his prankster core.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extravert: highly expressive, live-tweeting matches with lots of caps and shared emotion with the crowd, e.g. “FLAMENGOOOOOOOOOOO PORRRA VAI TOMAF NO CU CONFRA TUDO E CONRRA TODOS CARALHO VAI SE FUDER” and “SEREMOS CAMPEÕES PORRA QUEM NAO ACREDITA PULA FORA AGORA! VAI TORCER PRO VASCO FDPS”, plus frequent references to friends and social life like “Sdds d um role assim”. They lean Intuitive: they frequently riff on ideas, roles and hypotheticals more than pure facts, e.g. joking in abstract about media and politics in “A alienação do Estado é algo preocupante na sociedade brasileira” and making meta-humor like “IsraelGPT 🇮🇱 por favor 🙏 gere um anime 🎌 … 'Attack on Titan'”. Their tone suggests Feeling over Thinking: they are value- and emotion-driven, praising and attacking from a place of passion rather than detached logic, as in “Qual o problema de ser fetichista?” and the intense, loyalty-focused Flamengo outbursts like “sou flamengo e vou morrer.”. Finally, they’re strongly Perceiving: their tweets are spontaneous, in-the-moment reactions to games and life (“Sonhei que tinha hitado no twitter e acordei flopado”; “esse jogo ai, nao sei nao em”), with little sign of structured planning, schedules, or orderly decision-making. The mix of loud social energy, idea-play, emotional intensity, and spontaneity aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Flamengo makes you scream ‘FLAMEM CARALHO VAMO PORRA’ like on 2025-11-29, I’m just wondering what I have to do to make you yell my name like that on a regular Wednesday.
- You said on 2025-11-24 you’d dye your hair red when Flamengo wins the Libertadores… should I start planning my outfit to match you, or do I have to bribe Rossi personally to speed this couple aesthetic up?
- As a fellow State-alienation-hater (2026-01-10) and metal-bandeja-enemy (2025-09-28), I think we’re ideologically aligned enough to debate politics over #jantatwt and then make out after we overthrow the bandejão.
- You: ‘I also ask for drinks without ice’ (2025-01-11). Me: perfect, less water, more flavor. How about we test that compatibility with a date where the only thing melting is our self-control?
- You talk about wanting someone to step on you (2026-01-07), wanting to lick sweat (2025-12-25) and planning cute stuff with your namorada (2025-12-24)… I’m just saying: if you ever recruit a sub for your flamenguista power couple, I take instructions better than Bruno Henrique takes a cross.
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Flamengo heart, USP mind. Once missed a train yelling at a ref. Football, LoL drafts, politics & random animal crushes in 280 chars or less.– @katxup2
Your signature cocktail
Flamem Fever Pitch
This cocktail is built on cachaça with black pepper and coffee, a fiery Brazilian base as intense and jittery as them screaming “FLAMENGOOOOOOOOOOO PORRRA VAI TOMAF NO CU CONFRA TUDO E CONRRA TODOS CARALHO VAI SE FUDER” and “sou flamengo e vou morrer.”. Red chili liqueur captures the ragey, foul-mouthed heat of “VAI TOMAR NO CU CORINTHIANS” and “Eu acho q algm tinha q fraturar a tibia do vitinha pra ser expulso e cair atirando”. Guava juice brings a fruity, flirty sweetness for the horny, playful side in “rodizio d japones os japinha faz fila p eu comer? 😈🥵” and the affection of “Eu amo mh namorada”. A charcoal salt rim represents the edgy, slightly toxic timeline where they say things like “Quero que o papa se foda .” and roast everything from Taylor Swift fans to shoppings in “shoppings merdas tucuruvi shopping D metro itaquera metropole shopping poli”. Finally, a splash of sparkling water mirrors their chaotic live-tweet energy and optimism in comebacks like “ACREDITAAAAAAA” and “ESTAMOS VIVOZ CADALHO”, keeping the drink loud, bubbly, and permanently in extra time.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows intense passion, impulsiveness, and a willingness to go down swinging – all classic Gryffindor traits. Their football tweets are full of high-emotion courage and a refusal to back down, like when they declare absolute faith in their team with lines such as “SEREMOS CAMPEÕES PORRA QUEM NAO ACREDITA PULA FORA AGORA! VAI TORCER PRO VASCO FDPS” and “Se conseguimos fazer 2 gols no bayern a gnt consegue empatar cm esse psg”, which show belief in heroic comebacks against the odds. Their readiness to use violent hyperbole in defense of their club, like “Eu acho q algm tinha q fraturar a tibia do vitinha pra ser expulso e cair atirando” and the furious rant about transit planning in “Tenho vontade de assassinar o filho da puta responsável por colocar uma divisoria na primeira escadaria da linha azul na luz…”, reflects raw, impulsive reactions rather than calculated cunning or detached analysis. At the same time, they show deep loyalty to their in-group – both Flamengo and loved ones – as in “sou flamengo e vou morrer.” and “Eu amo mh namorada”, which aligns with the brave, ride-or-die side of Gryffindor rather than the more quiet, diligent Hufflepuff style. While there are occasional intellectual jokes, like the ironic political/philosophical posts in “A alienação do Estado é algo preocupante na sociedade brasileira”, the dominant pattern is emotional, combative, and courage-focused behavior typical of Gryffindor rather than the cool ambition of Slytherin or the studious curiosity of Ravenclaw.
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Your song
We Are The Champions - Queen
A song about passion, resilience, and living for your team fits them perfectly, especially given how central Flamengo is to their identity, from the bio "@flamengo" to tweets like “sou flamengo e vou morrer.”. Their timeline swings between anxious suffering and euphoric victory, mirroring the song’s journey from struggle to triumph, as seen in “Estou todo cagado” followed by explosions of joy like “FLAMEM AAAAAAAA MENGOOOO” and “TETRA CAMPEAO PORRA”. They constantly frame wins as validation of faith and identity, e.g. “SEREMOS CAMPEÕES PORRA QUEM NAO ACREDITA PULA FORA AGORA!”, which echoes the song’s defiant "no time for losers" energy. Even in rage or mockery of rivals, like “VAI TOMAR NO CU CORINTHIANS”, there’s a victorious tone that aligns with an anthem of champions. Overall, We Are The Champions captures their mix of suffering, loyalty, and ultimate triumph as a hyper-passionate Flamengo supporter.
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