Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses deep love and gratitude for his girlfriend, e.g. “de todas as pessoas do mundo, você é a minha preferida te amo @005rf” and many “saudade da minha namorada/minha mulher” posts.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about stress, nostalgia, and longing, like “vontade de chorar fuck” and “mistakes i make replay in my head 24/7”.
- Loyal friend: Values fidelity and accountability, criticizing cheating and praising being faithful, e.g. “eu acho genial quando uma guria fica com um cara q traiu as ultimas 3 namoradas…” and the tweet about “mostrar q é fiel” here.
- Passionate nerd: Shows strong enthusiasm for games, films, and comics, like Undertale nostalgia “meu undartale… notebookzinho rosa”, Hellboy encadernado wish here, and Sonic/PS2 threads here.
- Self‑aware humor: Makes fun of himself in a light way, e.g. “me tornei capacho da minha mulher meudeus” and “no final do dia eu sou a porra de um nerd estranho”.
Weaknesses:
- High reactivity: Often reacts intensely with anger or frustration, such as “vai tomar no cu” about trains and rage at work/pay issues “tomanocu… empresa de merda”.
- Work burnout: Repeatedly mentions work draining him, e.g. “esse trabalho vai me deixar maluco… vou sair do trabalho pra n atrapalhar minha vida” and “45 horas semanais é derruba mamute demais”.
- Emotional dependence: Tweets very frequent intense longing like “eu não consigo parar de pensar na minha namorada meudeus” and “n consigo dormir… vontade de chorar com saudade da minha namorada”.
- Harsh language: Uses aggressive or insulting wording, e.g. calling people “a porra de um animal” in “se vc é a porra de um animal q n sabe fazer nada é sim skill issues” and “EU ODEIO OTACO VAI SE FODER”.
- Negative rumination: Fixates on past mistakes and bad days, as in “mistakes i make replay in my head 24/7” and repeated “pior dia”, “dia horrivel”, and “vontade de largar tudo” posts like this.
Your Simpsons character
Marge Simpson
The user most closely matches Marge Simpson, especially in how deeply they center their life around their partner and family. Like Marge, they are fiercely devoted and constantly expressing love and longing for their spouse, saying things like “de todas as pessoas do mundo, você é a minha preferida te amo @005rf” and repeatedly posting variations of “saudade da minha namorada,” such as “meudeus que saudade da minha namorada”. They show a strong desire for a stable, domestic life, writing “saudade da minha mulher, saudade da minha filha meudeus eu preciso casar logo”, which mirrors Marge’s focus on home, marriage, and kids. At the same time, they carry a lot of stress from work and responsibilities, confessing things like “esse trabalho vai me deixar maluco pqp vou sair do trabalho pra n atrapalhar minha vida” and “reuniões, estresse, cobrança, encheção de saco”, just as Marge often quietly bears the emotional burden of the household. Finally, despite the stress and occasional frustration, they stay gentle and loyal at the core, proudly calling themselves “capacho da minha mulher” in “me tornei capacho da minha mulher meudeus”, which fits Marge’s patient, devoted, sometimes self-sacrificing nature.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets revolve around their inner world—feelings, frustrations, media they enjoy, and especially longing for their girlfriend—rather than parties or group socializing, e.g. “n consigo dormir pq tomei meia lata de energético, agora tô with vontade de chorar com saudade da minha namorada” and “what a week han? (terça feira 12:17)”. They seem more Intuitive (N) than Sensing: they frequently dive into subjective experiences and meaning—ruminating on nostalgia and mistakes like “mistakes i make replay in my head 24/7 i have sure the i think more about this than anyone”—and passionately dissect media (games, anime, films) as ideas rather than just concrete facts, as in “mt engraçado q eu tava tentando n hypar avenger doomsday... no final do dia eu sou a porra de um nerd estranho q ama mt quadrinhos”. Their style is strongly Feeling (F): values and emotions dominate, especially devotion and empathy toward his partner and ‘family’, e.g. “amo minha mulher é nossa filha”, “de todas as pessoas do mundo, você é a minha preferida te amo @005rf”, and moral indignation about wrongdoing like “eu acho genial quando uma guria fica com um cara q traiu as ultimas 3 namoradas...”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they complain about chaotic work and life rather than presenting structured plans, e.g. “esse trabalho vai me deixar maluco pqp vou sair do trabalho pra n atrapalhar minha vida” and “queria ferias”, and there’s a spontaneous, reactive tone in tweets like “vontade de largar tudo”. The combination of intense inner emotional life, romantic idealization, nostalgia, and slightly disorganized, reactive day-to-day functioning fits best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting ‘saudade da minha namorada’ at 3 AM with energy drink in your system… if you ever need someone to ban you from caffeine and hug you to sleep instead, I volunteer as tribute.
- You said you were playing Undertale on that pink notebook in 2016 — plot twist: I’m the true pacifist route, because all I wanna do is spare you from bad days and hug you during the gray ones.
- You’re out here defending Uncut Gems, Sonic games, Blue Lock AND Hellboy encadernados… I don’t wanna say ‘perfect taste,’ but if you date me we might have to be listed as a cultural heritage site.
- If you can love your girlfriend enough to tweet about missing her every other day, imagine the patch notes on a relationship with me: +100% fidelity, +200% cuddles, 0% train delays in Portugal (I’ll always be on time for you).
- You farm aura in flex, work 45-hour weeks, rage at Portuguese trains, and still have energy to spam ‘I love my girlfriend’ — teach me your build, because I’d like to main ‘your future partner’ and hard-carry your bad days.
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Your new Twitter bio
Undertale at 3am on a pink laptop, Sonic hot takes at 3pm. Devotes free time to LoL, films, JR rock & overposting about my girlfriend and our cat.– @kaualobatov
Your signature cocktail
Saudade On The Rocks (Propriedade da Minha Esposa)
This drink starts with Brazilian cachaça for the loud, emotional, chronically-online passion of someone who tweets things like “eu amo muito minha mulher” and “de todas as pessoas do mundo, você é a minha preferida te amo @005rf”. A Guaraná soda reduction adds jittery sweetness and nostalgia, straight out of the memory of playing Undertale while “bebendo guarana”. The cold hot dog–infused salt rim is chaotic comfort, referencing that same tweet about “comendo cachorro quente gelado” and the messy-but-cozy vibe of his life. Dark cherry & blood orange syrup brings sweetness with a hint of angst for the days of “vontade de chorar fuck”, “vontade de largar tudo”, and still somehow finding love in the middle of it. Finally, it’s poured over an espresso ice cube to echo the exhausted grind of “45 horas semanais é derruba mamute demais pqp” and the sleepless nights of “n consigo dormir pq tomei meia lata de energético, agora tô com vontade de chorar com saudade da minha namorada”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining trait across the timeline is intense loyalty and devotion to the people they love. They constantly express how much they miss and love their girlfriend/wife, e.g. “meudeus que saudade da minha namorada, dia cinzento”, “de todas as pessoas do mundo, você é a minha preferida te amo @005rf”, and “eu não consigo parar de pensar na minha namorada meudeus como eu amo essa”. They also cherish their little family and talk about wanting to marry and be with them more, as in “amo minha mulher é nossa filha” and “saudade da minha mulher, saudade da minha filha meudeus eu preciso casar logo”. Another Hufflepuff-like trait is how they value commitment and fairness in relationships: “acho engraçado os cara que reclamam de dar justificação pra namorada... meu filho eu falo até a cueca que eu tô usando se precisar” and their disgust at cheating in tweets like “eu acho genial quando uma guria fica com um cara q traiu as ultimas 3 namoradas, aí ele vai lá e trai ela tb”. Even when they rant about work stress or unfair treatment, such as “caralho vsf essa empresa de merda descontaram meu salario quase todo tomanocu, ainda fiz hora extra nesse inferno” and “45 horas semanais é derruba mamute demais pqp”, it highlights that they endure a lot and work hard while still centering their loved ones. Taken together—fierce loyalty, valuing faithfulness, and a willingness to grind through difficult work for the sake of their life and relationship—these are quintessentially Hufflepuff qualities.
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Your song
I Miss You, I'm Sorry - Gracie Abrams
A song that fits them well is I Miss You, I'm Sorry by Gracie Abrams, because so much of their online presence revolves around intense longing for their girlfriend and a soft, emotional tone. They constantly express how much they miss her, like when they say “meudeus que saudade da minha namorada, dia cinzento” and “n consigo dormir pq tomei meia lata de energético, agora tô com vontade de chorar com saudade da minha namorada”. The song’s lyrics about replaying feelings and missing someone align with tweets such as “mistakes i make replay in my head 24/7 i have sure the i think more about this than anyone”. Their timeline is full of devotion and romantic fixation, for example “de todas as pessoas do mundo, você é a minha preferida te amo @005rf” and “eu nunca fui tão feliz quanto eu sou com vc”, which parallels the song’s tender, emotionally vulnerable mood. Even when joking or ranting about work and games, they circle back to love and longing, like “mds eu só queria um beijo e ficar abraçadinho com minha mulher hj, carinho, essa semana tá me matando”, perfectly matching the intimate, yearning atmosphere of the track.
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