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The account reads very much like a heavily online, radicalized version of Lisa Simpson: intensely political, bookish, and constantly correcting what they see as ignorance. They openly identify as a Marxist-Leninist and complain that people critique Marxism without reading it, as in “puta merda é mt fácil saber quando o cara n tem o conhecimento básico sobre,nunca pegou em um livro do marx e quer dar pitaco 😭😭”, which mirrors Lisa’s obsession with actually knowing the material and calling others out. Like Lisa, they take strong moral and ideological positions, e.g. attacking liberalism and right-wing hypocrisy in posts like “logica de liberal é estranha eles pedem menos estado, mas reclamam quando menos policial?” and “um desafio pra esse pessoal de extrema direita,fazer um post sem envolver estrupo,abuso ou pedofilia”. Their feed shows constant commentary on global politics and social justice, from Israel/Palestine to Argentina, for example “argentina ficando cada dia mais fudida e o presidente de la ta fazendo post pro fantasma do comunismo”, much like Lisa’s habit of turning every news item into a political critique. At the same time, they mix this with niche interests (League of Legends, anime/gaming culture), such as “estou fadado ao fracasso jogando esse jogo”, which fits Lisa’s blend of being a serious thinker but still a kid immersed in her hobbies and frustrations.

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They show a strong Extraverted orientation: their timeline is highly interactive, reacting to public debates, politics, and drama, often inserting themselves loudly into discourse, e.g. “EU NESSA PORRA!!!” and frequent trash talk like “Quem diria que esse gordinho além burro é desprezível”. Their focus is clearly iNtuitive rather than concrete, centering on ideology, systems and abstractions, such as critiques of liberalism and capitalism: “liberalismo no final é só consumismo mesmo” and mocking people who never read Marx but opine anyway: “nunca pegou em um livro do marx e quer dar pitaco”. They lean Thinking over Feeling, arguing in a blunt, cutting way and prioritizing perceived logical consistency over harmony, as in “imagina apoiar pena de morte no >>>>>>BRASIL<<<<<<” and the harsh dismissal “porra vai tomar no cu”, alongside calls for ideological purity in Marxism-Leninism. Their style is clearly Perceiving: they tweet in a spontaneous, reactive, improvisational way, jumping between League of Legends jokes and geopolitics, e.g. “Q+Ward+W+abre o tutorial” right next to broader political rants like “argentina ficando cada dia mais fudida e o presidente de la ta fazendo post pro fantasma do comunismo”. There’s little sign of structured long-term planning; instead they seem comfortable with chaotic debates, open-ended arguments and constant reactivity, like asking if a debate was worth watching only after missing it: “ta valendo a pena ver esse debate do jones,gustavo e elias? acabei de acordar e acabei perdendo”. Altogether, the loud social engagement (E), abstract ideological focus (N), sharp argumentative tone (T), and unstructured, improv-like tweeting (P) align best with ENTP.

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League midlaner from Goiânia, arguing politics between Qiyana combos. Once missed a game-winning ult because I was reading Lenin.– @KauanMonoQiyana

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This drink starts with overproof cachaça for the loud, chaotic Brazilian energy and the constant rage-posting, like when they yell about liberals in “Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk eu odeio mt liberal puta que pariu” and roast MBL in “MBL tem uma crise estética imensa, chega dar nojo”. Campari brings a deep red bitterness that mirrors their Marxist-Leninist edge and anti-Israel stance from “Eu quero a destruição de todo estado de israel”. An espresso shot represents the late-night gamer grinding League and molding hard in tweets like “estou fadado ao fracasso jogando esse jogo” and “jogo desgraçado”. The smoked paprika & chili salt rim captures their incendiary, sometimes violent rhetoric in posts like “alguem tem que matar esse velho” and “Vsfd vsfd vsfd alguém mata o cara desse perfil”. Finally, a dash of cherry syrup adds a hidden sweetness, hinting that behind the caps lock and bombs they still care about people and politics, visible when they criticize police brutality and defend the vulnerable in “Tem que acabar com todo a PM msm” and feel betrayed by fallen left figures in “uma das figuras mais importantes para eu me tornar comunista virou uma nojeira dessas”. This cocktail is strong, bitter, a bit smokey, a bit sweet, and absolutely not for liberals — just like them laughing at ancaps in “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ancap é uma piada mesmo”.

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This user is very confrontational and driven by a strong sense of moral outrage, even to the point of fantasizing about extreme measures, which aligns with Gryffindor’s impulsive, head‑on style. They repeatedly frame politics in stark good‑vs‑evil terms and celebrate perceived enemies getting hurt, as in “larper de nazi tomando no cu me deixa tão feliz” and the explicit wish for “A QUEDA DE ISRAEL” in “A QUEDA DE ISRAEL”. Their timeline shows them constantly standing up for their beliefs against opponents (liberals, MBL, ancaps, bolsonaristas, Zionists), often in a very direct, aggressive way, for example: “imagina apoiar pena de morte no >>>>>>BRASIL<<<<<<,já começa q é inconstitucional e que só ia morrer preto favelado” and “pow mas com todo o respeito lucas vai tomar no seu cu,A RÚSSIA TA LONGE DE SER SOCIALISTA E A CHINA TA LONGE DE SER COMUNISTA”. There is little emphasis on patience, diplomacy, or self‑preservation; instead they rush into conflicts, boast about blocking and being blocked, and even post things like “Vsfd vsfd vsfd alguém mata o cara desse perfil”, which—while extreme—show a hot‑blooded, confrontational temperament. Even their gaming tweets are framed as personal battles and struggles, e.g. “estou fadado ao fracasso jogando esse jogo” and “esse xinzhao até morto é um empata foda do krl”, reinforcing the sense of a combative, challenge‑oriented personality. Overall, the combination of ideological fervor, willingness to pick fights, and dramatic, sometimes reckless rhetoric fits Gryffindor far better than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the steadiness of Hufflepuff.

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