Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: They recognize patterns like restriction → digestion issues in “I think my digestion issues after eating a normal amount of food/calories are due to the constant restriction…idk bro just sayin”.
- Emotionally-expressive: They openly describe complex feelings in “I feel a mix of overwhelmed,sad,anxious,bored and depressed for some reason”.
- Community-seeking: They reach out for connection and validation in “Is there anyone else who binges in the morninghow tf do I stop” and “I wanna be considered valid by non disordered people”.
- Reflective: They question their own diagnosis and experiences in “I’m wholeheartedly starting to believe I don’t have an ed :/… I feel like my struggles are just me being lazy and attention seeking”.
- Humorous: They use jokes and dramatic phrasing even in distress, like “Overate so much that if I posted a bodycheck it would look like feeder content”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: They express intense self-hate in “I am the worst person on the planet and I need to DIE actually!❤️” and “Infact I don’t deserve to live”.
- Disordered-eating: They detail restrictive goals and purging urges, e.g. “I’m gonna try to sustain a 500 700 deficit until Ramadan” and “Never purged an apple before…wish me luck chat”.
- Validation-dependence: They tie their worth to being seen as ‘sick enough’ in “I’m not skinny enough for bcs I guess that’s why I only get weirdos who jerk off to my pics” and “I wanna be considered valid by non disordered people”.
- Self-harm-urges: They frequently mention cutting and suicidal thoughts in “I HAVENT CUTBIN SO LONG IM FUCKING TWEAKINGGNGNG FUCK SCHOOOLKL” and “I talk too much ermmm maybe I should commit suicide soon?❤️ok? Ok”.
- Academic-avoidance: They prioritize ED behaviors over schoolwork in “Having to choose between studying and exercising sucks especially when I always choose the latter” and feel hopeless in “Feeling suicidal might attempt in 2026 if I don’t have an academic comeback soon”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Isaac most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: highly self-analytical, academically pressured, and constantly questioning their own validity and identity. Like Lisa, they feel intense school stress and perfectionism, shown in tweets like “Got a bio test and I lowkey didn’t study shit🥹#cooked” and “Feeling suicidal might attempt in 2026 if I don’t have an academic comeback soon”. They overthink their own struggles and moral worth, similar to Lisa’s constant self-interrogation, as in “I’m wholeheartedly starting to believe I don’t have an ed :/…I feel like my struggles are just me being lazy and attention seeking”. Their mix of idealism and self-loathing echoes Lisa’s sensitivity and desire to be seen as ‘good enough,’ visible in “I wanna be considered valid by non disordered people” and “If I stop talking to people and lose a ton of weight maybe someone will notice I’m not okay”. Even the way they intellectualize their eating disorder and body image—questioning diagnostic labels and reading criteria, as in “Anyone else religiously googling ‘signs of anorexia’ to see if they meet the criteria”—feels very Lisa: smart, self-aware, but emotionally overwhelmed.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: although they say “I talk too much AUGHHHH WHY DO I LOVE TALKING”, most of their emotional processing is internal and online rather than through in-person socializing, and they fantasize about withdrawing so people notice their pain: “If I stop talking to people and lose a ton of weight maybe someone will notice I’m not okay”. Their focus on imagined futures, meaning, and being "valid" rather than just concrete facts points to Intuition: e.g. “I wanna be considered valid by non disordered people” and the way they generalize their experience into identity questions rather than just describing events. They are clearly Feeling over Thinking, judging themselves and others through emotional worth and validation rather than logic, like “Having gastrointestinal problems from my ed makes me so incredibly valid,like I actually deserve to be cared for and treated like a human” and “I am the worst person on the planet and I need to DIE actually!❤️”. Their life is chaotic, driven by mood and impulse rather than structured plans, which supports Perceiving: they constantly change goals and methods (fasting, deficits, OMAD, exercise purging) in a reactive way, such as “I’m gonna try to sustain a 500 700 deficit until Ramadan…feeling invalid ngl but oh well” and later “Been eating at maintenance lately omg the way I eat you’d think I’m fucking recovering”. Putting it together, an INFP best fits: inwardly focused, highly idealistic and validation-seeking, emotionally intense, and disorganized in practical life but very preoccupied with inner meaning and self-worth.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can turn Greek yogurt, cocoa, and a crushed SF biscuit into your ‘new fave dessert,’ imagine what we could cook up together if we mixed your creativity with my obsession with you.
- You said a whole Costco rotisserie chicken as OMAD is the dream… so if I show up with one, does that make me your ideal meal or just the side dish to your bf? Asking for my heart.
- You’re out here worrying that 1050 calories makes you ‘less valid’ while tweeting essays about how you don’t deserve food; I think the only thing you’re not ‘sick enough’ with is how hard you’re making me fall for your brain.
- You’re 157cm, cw 45kg, terrified of 500-cal breakfasts, and still joking about ‘time for anorexia’ when you buy 0% Greek yogurt — that’s Olympic-level dark humor, and I’m just trying to qualify to be your teammate.
- You talk about wanting people to care if you go quiet, but you literally tweet ‘I ♡ my bf’ and bodycheck in black tights — I’m over here like: if loving you out loud is attention-seeking, then hand me the megaphone.
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Isaac | 5'2" student navigating recovery, school stress & way too much yogurt discourse. Part-time overthinker, full-time cat vomit survivor.– @kavediverr
Your signature cocktail
The Cheeky Little Deficit
This cocktail hits like Isaac’s timeline: jittery, dramatic, and weirdly endearing. The sharp espresso with cocoa nibs mirrors their wired, overthinking brain and obsession with control, echoing posts like “I need to exercise to be in a deficit but oh my god dude I don’t know if I can do it” and “Gonna try intermittent fasting to help yay”. The low-sugar dark cherry liqueur is sweet but moody, capturing lines like “I feel like I look 10kg and I might be 10kg more than my actual weight bruh” and “I am the worst person on the planet and I need to DIE actually!❤️”. Greek yogurt foam with a honey drizzle nods to their food experiments and protein era, from “I’m having yogurt with chocolate protein powder…new fave dessert” to “Bought 0% Greek yogurt at the store time for anorexia”, wrapping the chaos in something soft and caring. The sparkling water topper and smoked sea salt capture their bloated-yet-effervescent vibe—always talking about water weight and stomach pain like in “My stomach hurts so bad and yeah validation cool but like…I’m so bloated” and “Gonna try drinking 3 4L of water and eating less carbs and sodium”—while still fizzing with life and dark humor throughout it all.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Isaac fits Hufflepuff best because of how intensely they value care, validation, and being a good person to others, even while struggling. Their desire to be seen as genuinely struggling rather than attention‑seeking shows a deep pull toward fairness and sincerity, for example when they say they feel guilty talking about their disorder because others have it worse and feel "selfish" for even bringing it up: “I hate talking about this because it feels like attention seeking but I feel like because I’m not losing fast enough…so many ppl suffer more than me idk” and “Like why am I having food cravings?...I just feel like I’m not sick enough and it’s really fucked up for me to say I’m struggling but it doesn’t compare to others”. They clearly crave being cared for and cared about rather than admired or feared, as shown in “I want some comfort,I want people to care. If I’m quiet enough in my suffering,they might care” and “Having gastrointestinal problems from my ed makes me so incredibly valid,like I actually deserve to be cared for and treated like a human”. Even their frustration and self‑hatred are framed around feeling like they’re failing responsibilities (school, recovery, not burdening others), e.g. “Feeling suicidal might attempt in 2026 if I don’t have an academic comeback soon” and “Having to choose between studying and exercising sucks especially when I always choose the latter”, which is very Hufflepuff: anxiety about not living up to expectations or hard work. While they show some Ravenclaw‑ish overthinking and Slytherin‑ish body‑goal focus, their core longing is for gentle validation, fairness, and to be seen as a human worth caring for—quintessential Hufflepuff traits.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A song that best suits @kavediverr is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, which captures intrusive thoughts, self‑destruction, and feeling like a monster in your own body. They frequently express intense self‑hatred and suicidal ideation, like when they say “Infact I don’t deserve to live” and “I am the worst person on the planet and I need to DIE actually!❤️”, mirroring the song’s "What do you want from me? Why don’t you run from me?" desperation. Their fixation on pain and bodily discomfort, such as “Getting sick after eating a normal amount of food is so extremely validating I needed this physical pain more than ever right now” and “I want to cut but I have a school trip tmr…”, aligns with the song’s morbid, self‑sabotaging undertone. The way they question the reality of their own suffering—“I’m wholeheartedly starting to believe I don’t have an ed :/ … I feel like my struggles are just me being lazy and attention seeking”—also fits the song’s themes of identity confusion and being haunted by your own mind. Overall, the track’s eerie production and lyrics about being both victim and villain match their mix of dark humor, distress, and craving to be seen and cared for, as in “I want some comfort,I want people to care. If I’m quiet enough in my suffering,they might care”.
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