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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson best mirrors kaviar_’s rapid-fire curiosity, moral commentary, and expressive fangirling. They oscillate between ironic self-awareness and earnest advocacy, just as Lisa flips from sax solos to protest signs; see the introspective quip “asian but never australian.” paired with gleeful hype like “this was an epic ultra supa good flux stream!!!”. Their stream-of-consciousness livetweeting resembles Lisa’s diary-like narration, exemplified by “flux crashouts are so funny oh my gosh. it was early and he was so miffed man”. Finally, the analytical gossip vibe in “would people of the internet like to read my essay on what war crimes flux committed in 2.5 but its lowk real bad bc i did it in an hour and a half” and the social conscience in “ok fess up!! behave ppl pls. i think flux trying streaming out is so good lets not ruin it for him D:” reinforce her mix of righteous concern and nerdy enthusiasm.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seek social connection and react loudly to shared experiences, showing extroversion, as seen in “flux crashouts are so funny oh my gosh. it was early and he was so miffed man” and “history being made in offline chat rn lmaoo”. Their focus on big-picture narratives—speculating about storylines, fandom lore, and future scenarios—points to intuition, like in “learning how to play risk but there are 8 timelines” and “would people of the internet like to read my essay on what war crimes flux committed in 2.5”. They decide based on values, empathy, and dramatic emotional reactions rather than detached logic, highlighted by “venus: flux only values me for the hard labour i can give hum flux; yes actually! yes.” and “doctor diagnosis i officially may explode can someone mourn for me pls”. Their spontaneity, flexible scheduling, and go-with-the-flow comments—such as “i have so many new oomfs woah” and “this was an epic ultra supa good flux stream!!! i hope my livetwting was adequate enough”—indicate a perceiving preference.

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Southeast Asian analyst of Flux lore; livetweets purple team heroics between school bells. Once wrote a war-crime essay in 90 minutes for fun.– @kaviartweets

Your signature cocktail
Sparkling calamansi soda mirrors their bright, rapid-fire livetweets full of chaotic humor like “flux crashouts are so funny oh my gosh”. Butterfly pea flower gin nods to their loyal purple-team hype in “PURPLES ARE FIRST FIRST OH MY GOD”, plus it shifts color—just like their mood between lurker and chatter. Burnt honey syrup captures their sweet-but-scorched sarcasm from “i MIGHT be classist but im not homophobic”. Szechuan pepper bitters recreate the buzzy whiplash energy as they juggle fluxcord drama in “what is fluxcord abt??”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline reads like a stream of close reading and analysis, whether they’re examining stream dynamics (“'so your willing to genocide someone over the fear they might hurt someone' ...flux saying this is telling”) or dissecting fandom lore (“ok genuinely what is kanukei about im begging people to tell me bc as he says this he slaughters pokemon”). They constantly gather context, even checking timestamps and regional accessibility (“so i know fortsy is a kiwi DO WE THINK THE SESSIONS WILL BE ACCESSIBLE TO ME?? no they will not i have school”). Their humor is wordplay-heavy and observational (“is ur friend known for using spore and technician in battles? bro that's breloomf”), showcasing quick wit. Rather than leading or posturing, they default to curiosity and commentary, hallmarks of a Ravenclaw mindset.

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Their timeline is saturated with excitable livetweeting energy, gushing over chaotic streamer antics like “flux crashouts are so funny oh my gosh. it was early and he was so miffed man”, mirroring the song’s breathless rush of infatuation. They constantly oscillate between teasing cynicism and swoony devotion, shown when they laugh at Flux’s drama yet confess “this was an epic ultra supa good flux stream!!! i hope my livetwting was adequate enough”, matching the track’s blend of playful confidence and heart-on-sleeve sincerity. The song’s pulsing electro-pop suits their high-speed fandom lifestyle, from begging for accessible sessions in “so i know fortsy is a kiwi DO WE THINK THE SESSIONS WILL BE ACCESSIBLE TO ME?? no they will not i have school” to joking about encouraging fictional coups. My My My! captures their restless devotion, giddy community chatter, and unapologetic obsession with every flux-centric moment.

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