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Like Lisa, kam is a highly articulate, intellectual student who often feels like an alienated outsider, explicitly stating, “i dont see myself as a girl or as a boy im just a Thing”. They share a deep passion for literature and academic validation, evidenced by their pride in understanding complex texts like “the stranger by albert camus” and their intense anxiety over grades, such as getting “a whole 7% on this assignment”. While Lisa struggles with the weight of the world, kam mirrors this through a cynical, existential lens, lamenting having to “work to make money to go to school to work more” just to survive. Ultimately, both characters possess a sharp, moralistic wit and a tendency to feel overwhelmed by the expectations of their families and society.

Your MBTI personality Type
Kam leans toward Introversion, describing a preference to “stay home and be a loser” and feeling overwhelmed by social requirements like “being in a zoom meeting”. Their Intuitive side shows in an appreciation for abstract themes in literature, claiming “nobody understands the stranger by albert camus like i do”, and a focus on self-identity, stating “im just a Thing”. As a Feeling type, they prioritize emotional authenticity, defending kids on TikTok who are “possibly suffering from an ed” and making decisions based on internal moods. Their Perceiving trait is evident in a self-admitted lack of organization, often “turning in my college assignments the day that theyre due” or forgetting to “do those [taxes]”.

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ASL student and anthropology enthusiast. When I’m not analyzing Camus or watching Breaking Bad, I’m searching for the perfect wavy hair routine. Twenty and thriving.– @kawakcals

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of a twenty-year-old college student who “just finished all of my leftover assignments at 11:55 pm”. The Monster Energy and espresso reflect a desperate need to “lock the fuck in” while balancing work and anthropology, while the carrot juice is a nod to that “840 cal slice” of cake they couldn't resist. The extra bitters represent their frequent “ragebait” and academic frustration, yet the pink rim honors their desire to be a “cutesy moot that likes pink and stuff”. It’s a strong, experimental mix for someone who views life as a series of “multiple choice questions” designed to humiliate.

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Kam displays classic Slytherin traits through their blunt self-preservation and resourcefulness in navigating a self-described relapse, specifically using “low calorie beverages and gum as snacks” to meet their goals. Their ambition is centered on control and status within their niche community, identifying as #edtwt's fattest microcelebrity while maintaining a “priv” account for their inner circle. They exhibit a sharp, cunning wit when critiquing others, such as calling out “unemployed” behavior or noting that “vagueposting is elite tier ragebait”. Ultimately, their focus on personal transformation and the desire for others to “interact with me” reflects the House's core drive for recognition and self-actualization.

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The song Prom Queen perfectly mirrors @kawakcals' struggle with body dysmorphia and the internal pressure to achieve an impossible physical standard. Their bio lists extreme weight goals like “ugw 35kg” and they express a desperate need to “lock the fuck in” to lose weight. The lyrics about tying hair back and seeking validation resonate with their tweet wondering if “maybe if im skinny i could pass just a LITTLE better” in their gender transition. Furthermore, the track's exploration of self-hatred aligns with their darker moments, such as when they state, “i hate my fucking life i feel like i cant do anything”. Ultimately, the song captures the cycle of dieting and hopelessness that defines their online presence.

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