
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Their mix of mischief, competitiveness, and showmanship lines up most with Bart Simpson. They’re constantly in the middle of some scheme or grind, from getting banned and immediately plotting a comeback on new platforms (“was planning to stream every night on twitch but got banned so guess ill go youtube”) to loudly celebrating wins like “LETS GOOOOOOOO”. Bart-style bravado shows up in confident lines like “when i shoot my shot it’s the kawhi way it’s going in” and joking trash talk such as “donghak = bum”. At the same time, there’s real heart and loyalty to their friends and team, seen in tweets like “i love overwatch i love my team i love marty supreme” and hyping others up with “SIGN THIS MAN HE IS NEXT UP 💯”. The blend of chaos, jokes, and genuine care for their crew is classic Bart energy rather than the more serious or responsible vibes of Lisa or Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E): they actively seek an audience and engagement, talking about streaming and attention for their region, e.g. hyping YouTube streams and asking for support in matches like “rematch vs @FURY_Global… please support us it is very important game 💪”, and celebrating shout-outs with “YO THIS ACCOUNT IS SO COOL… WE GETTING THE ATTENTION WE DESERVE”. They appear more iNtuitive (N) than purely sensing: while they do mention concrete match scores, they also think about broader systems and long-term health, as in “Open division is good long term for the health and credibility of masters division. Please play it OCE needs to be revived 👁️👁️”, which shows focus on overarching patterns rather than just immediate details. Their tone is strongly Thinking (T): they are direct and often critical or analytical, as in “just slime opens out and kill the region masterful gambit @FACEIT_OW” and “gm5/3 duo popping diamond 1 masters 5 supports get real”, prioritizing evaluation and competitive reasoning over harmony. They read as Perceiving (P): their schedule is flexible and reactive (e.g. “i’ll start in 30mins work was busy 😓” and “minor delays”), and they frequently pivot platforms or plans, such as moving from Twitch to YouTube with “was planning to stream every night on twitch but got banned so guess ill go youtube”. The mix of outward energy, playful but sharp commentary, interest in meta-level regional issues, and improvisational lifestyle fits ENTP: an energetic, argumentative, idea-focused type that thrives in competitive and social environments like esports and streaming.

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OCE hitscan DPS • Co‑founder @untersirables • GM grinder turned coach enjoyer • Once queued support and never recovered.– @kawhi_ow

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is built like a cracked hitscan carry: silver tequila for the sharp, confident aim of a 17 hitscan who tweets “i love overwatch i love my team i love marty supreme”. Guava-passionfruit juice brings a bright, almost tropical swagger, matching the hype of “LETS GOOOOOOOO” and the joy in boosting OCE with “let oce hold some attention some people are actually putting effort into the region now @untersirables”. An espresso shot fuels the grinder mentality of streaming and YouTube grinds like “day 10 trying for champ” and constant "live on yt" posts. Tingling yuzu soda adds a modern, experimental fizz for a player who proudly announces “I'm a DPS player from Israel and this is my profile” and co-founds @untersirables, keeping things fresh and unexpected. Finally, a dash of smoked chili bitters captures the salty-but-funny edge in tweets like “can we please nerf dva zarya and kiri im so fucking sick of those heroes” and the fire of going 3–0, 3–1 in match recaps such as “3 1 @MENGGONG2_OW im the reaper guy”.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in kawhi’s tweets is ambition and hunger to advance, even tying it directly to money and career: in “LFT MR was in owcs last stage need money to fund ow career please i need this i want to quit my job”, they explicitly frame competitive success as a path to escape their current job. They’re also highly resourceful and opportunistic, pivoting from a Twitch ban into building a YouTube presence with posts like “was planning to stream every night on twitch but got banned so guess ill go youtube start around 10:30pm aest tn” and a sustained “day X on yt” grind such as “day 10 trying for champ”. Their leadership and sense of owning projects is clear in calling themselves “co founder @untersirables” in their bio and in roster-building comments like “We need to have a conversation about kawhi roster building.”, which implies they’re making strategic decisions behind the scenes. There’s also a competitive edge and willingness to push boundaries—e.g., joking around bans in “3 oce overwatch streamers now banned for 'violent threats' cant even joke no more on twitch GG” and seeking leverage with “LF twitch employee to unban me please xx”—that fits Slytherin’s self-preserving, rule-dancing attitude more than Gryffindor’s straight-ahead heroism. While there are notes of loyalty to teammates in tweets like “i love overwatch i love my team i love marty supreme”, the dominant pattern is ambitious career focus, adaptability, and strategic leadership, which together point most convincingly to Slytherin.

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A song about grinding from nothing to something fits kawhi’s arc of trying to turn passion into a career. They openly talk about needing support and money to pursue Overwatch, like when they posted “LFT MR was in owcs last stage need money to fund ow career please i need this i want to quit my job”. Their relentless push with streaming despite setbacks, such as moving to YouTube after bans and tweeting “was planning to stream every night on twitch but got banned so guess ill go youtube start around 10:30pm aest tn”, mirrors the song’s theme of persistence. They repeatedly show pride and belief in themselves and their region, from “Open division is good long term for the health and credibility of masters division. Please play it OCE needs to be revived 👁️👁️” to celebrating wins like “3 1 @MENGGONG2_OW im the reaper guy”. This mix of underdog grind, regional pride, and confidence in their own potential lines up closely with the energy and message of Started From the Bottom.

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