
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Kay comes across as thoughtful, self-analytical, and morally driven in a way that aligns closely with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, she cares deeply about ethics and fairness, defending others from cruelty, such as when she calls out bullying of a child: “A child btw.. a child that is probably struggling with a health condition, parental neglect… bullying a CHILD that's already probably going through so much is mean”. She’s introspective and articulate about her own struggles and mental health, openly discussing relapse and disordered eating: “And I'm back after relapsing great” and “I'm so sick of the rhetoric where anorexic people only eat so little and workout so much… you're literally fucking slowly killing yourself”. Her Catholic faith and questions about how to reconcile it with her ED—“Any other Catholics that also have an ED??? Do u guys know how tf I'm meant to abstain from meat and fast for lent while I'm currently relapsing???”—mirror Lisa’s constant tension between ideals and the messy reality of being human. Even when she’s harsh on herself, she shows empathy and nuanced thinking about others’ bodies and experiences, as in “Does anyone else hate how being chubby/fat is seem as inherently bad?? Like people who are chubby or fat are just as gorgeous…”, which is very in line with Lisa’s socially aware, justice-oriented personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their account is framed as a private space — “My personal diary 🪽• shedtwt 🩶” in the bio and posts like “I posted a photo of my sh before and I got so worried my family would notice my bedroom… if they find me from my edtwt account oh I'm killing myself” show a preference for a small, anonymous audience over broad social exposure. They are clearly Sensing (S) oriented: they constantly focus on concrete, bodily details such as exact calories and physical sensations, e.g. “My breakfast total cals half of breakfast sandwich I made and 9 grapes also had a dr pepper because I really wanted one!!” and “My head hurts so much I've only eaten 50 cals and I burned 120”. Their reasoning style is strongly Feeling (F): they center people’s emotions and harm, defending others and criticizing cruelty, like “Does anyone else hate how being chubby/fat is seem as inherently bad?? Like people who are chubby or fat are just as gorgeous as someone who's skinny…” and “A child btw.. I don't give a shit if you're fat phobic or whatever, bullying a CHILD… is mean”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their routines are reactive and fluctuating (fasts, metab days, breaking plans) rather than strictly planned, as seen in “I lied lowkey but it's okay cuz my dad made a bomb ass dinner and I probably needed a metab day” and “locking in but I ate so much today that I probably can't have dinner tonight ugh”. Overall, a private, emotionally-driven, concrete-focused, and flexible style fits ISFP best.

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15 • Catholic convert-in-progress • personal diary meets mafia game nerd • currently sick, overthinking Lent fasting, and learning recovery the hard way– @Kay_calzz

Your signature cocktail
The Locking-In Lent Fizz 🪽 is a zero-proof cocktail, because they’re 15 and juggling faith with fasting, just like they wonder “how am i supposed to fast in a healthy way for lent when I'm actively relapsing” here. Sparkling white grape juice brings a celebratory, diary-like sweetness to match their “My personal diary 🪽• shedtwt 🩶” vibe while staying innocent and soft. A small espresso shot (or decaf) adds jittery intensity for all the anxious calorie math and late-night spirals like “I only ate like 700 cals but I feel morbidly obese” here. Honey-lemon syrup nods to them being sick but still determined to track and fast, as in “Being sick sucks cuz I can barely fast properly” here. A splash of pomegranate juice gives a deep, dramatic color for their mix of body image anger and empathy, like defending chubby bodies in “belly rolls IS NORMAL” here. Edible silver glitter or a sugar rim adds a Catholic, angelic aesthetic sparkle to match their wings and pro-recovery softness, even while they admit “And I'm back after relapsing great” here.

Your Hogwarts House
Kay shows a strong Hufflepuff-style sense of fairness and kindness, especially toward vulnerable people. They defend others repeatedly, like when they call out bullying of a child: “A child btw.. a child that is probably struggling with a health condition, parental neglect… bullying a CHILD that's already probably going through so much is mean”. They also push back against fatphobia and the idea that only thin bodies are acceptable, saying that chubby and fat people are just as gorgeous and that society makes those bodies seem bad: “people who are chubby or fat are just as gorgeous as someone who's skinny… it's not a bad thing 😭 people make it to be”. Even while deep in their own ED struggles, they still insist that belly rolls are normal and call out edtwt users who shame them: “Ppl having belly rolls IS NORMAL. As someone who is on edtwt btw”. This consistent defense of others’ dignity, especially in a highly judgmental corner of the internet, reflects Hufflepuff’s loyalty, compassion, and commitment to fairness more than the ambition of Slytherin, the intellect-focus of Ravenclaw, or the glory-seeking courage of Gryffindor.

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A well‑suited song for @Kay_calzz is “Control” by Halsey, because it captures the feeling of fighting with your own mind while still wanting to be understood. They openly identify as anorexic and describe this account as “My personal diary 🪽• shedtwt 🩶 • pro recovery 💌”, which fits the song’s confessional, inner-monologue style. Tweets like “I only ate like 700 cals but I feel morbidly obese even tho my bmi is like 24” and “My head hurts so much I've only eaten 50 cals and I burned 120” echo the song’s themes of pain, self-criticism, and losing control. At the same time, their pro‑recovery stance and concern for others’ safety, like “God forbid someone is wanting to make sure ppl are safe”, mirror the song’s underlying desire to gain power back from the disorder. The mix of vulnerability, anger, and dark humor throughout their timeline fits the intense and conflicted tone of Control.

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