Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on her ED and relapse, like noticing parents might catch on in “gonna fast 18 hours so I can try a twomad tomorrow because my mothers starting to catch onto my relapse”.
- Humorous: Uses dark, self-deprecating humor to cope, as in “I had a MASSIVE shard of glass in my socks and didn't notice until I took them off, I'm actually so slow”.
- Caring: Shows concern for others’ safety and health, like criticizing the diabetic friend’s boyfriend in “the most fucked up thing I've ever witnessed was when my friends bf threw away the snacks she'd eat when her sugars were low”.
- Emotionally-honest: Expresses loneliness and vulnerability directly in “having an ed is so lonely, I can't even hang out with my friends anymore”.
- Family-oriented: Values time with family, like cooking and rating burgers with her dad in “my omad was burgers that I made with my dad 10/10 would eat again”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered-eating: Frequent fasting, OMAD, laxative use, and weight fixation appear across tweets such as “I binged like a fat little chud, puked and now I'm awaiting my lax to kick in”.
- Body-obsession: Constant focus on numbers and appearance, e.g., “I lost 1.5lbs, so I'm 7.8lbs away from gw except i just realised I'm still 31.8lbs away from my lw”.
- Social-withdrawal: Avoids social events due to ED and alcohol fears, like “I can't even hang out with my friends anymore because they're all interested in clubbing and I'm scared of alcohol”.
- Harsh-selftalk: Uses very negative language about herself and her body, as in “I binged like a fat little chud, puked”.
- Health-neglect: Pushes through illness and pain for steps or fasting, like “the weather is so miserable today but I need to get my steps in, this is why we're 6 weeks into 2026 and I'm still sick”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, this user is introspective and hyper‑aware of their own emotions and body, often overthinking and self‑critiquing, as seen in posts like “being at a healthy weight and having my parents pick at me for not eating enough makes me feel like a fraud” and “food anxiety is so dumb. why am I on the brink of tears over spring rolls”. They also show a strong sense of moral outrage and critical thinking about others’ behavior, similar to Lisa’s, for example when they say “the most fucked up thing I've ever witnessed was when my friends bf threw away the snacks she'd eat when her sugars were low (she's diabetic) because he didn't want her to get fat.” and critique vanity narratives around EDs in “would it be bad for me to say that the people that say 'I'm starving for him'... are part of the reason people think restrictive eds are a vanity thing”. Their sense of loneliness and feeling out of step with peers echoes Lisa’s alienation, like when they write “having an ed is so lonely, I can't even hang out with my friends anymore because they're all interested in clubbing and I'm scared of alcohol” and complain about friends wanting to drink in “being 18 sucks, every time my friends want to hang out it's to go to wetherspoons and drink but I hate alcohol”. Even their yearning for quieter, slightly eccentric futures, as in “I yearn to be a miserly old woman yelling at people to stop trampling her flowers”, fits Lisa’s blend of idealism, sensitivity, and feeling older than her age.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they repeatedly avoid typical 18‑year‑old social life and alcohol, preferring walks and solitary routines, e.g. complaining that friends always want to go clubbing or to Wetherspoons and saying they don’t like alcohol in “'kaya why don't you want to go out'... I don't like alcohol” and “being 18 sucks, every time my friends want to hang out it's to go to wetherspoons and drink”. They seem more iNtuitive (N) than purely Sensing: while they notice concrete details (rain, food, steps), they often spin them into personal meaning or social commentary, as in “would it be bad for me to say that the people that say 'I'm starving for him'... are part of the reason people think restrictive eds are a vanity thing” and the idealized body image in “I wanna have the body of a 90s yaoi bottom”. Their values-first, emotionally charged tone points to Feeling (F): they focus on how things feel—loneliness with an ED and moral disgust at others’ behavior—like in “having an ed is so lonely, I can't even hang out with my friends anymore” and outrage at medical neglect in “the most fucked up thing I've ever witnessed was when my friends bf threw away the snacks she'd eat when her sugars were low”. Finally, they are more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their fasting/omad plans shift reactively (“I think I will fast tomorrow” → “Ended my fast 1hr 30mins early because I felt sick” in this tweet), and they often change course based on mood or circumstance, as when they plan to fast but eat with friends in “I was supposed to fast today but me and my friends went on a library date for early valentines and shared a pizza”. Taken together—introverted, idealistic, emotionally expressive, and somewhat flexible/impulsive around plans—INFP is the closest MBTI match.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can spend Valentine’s Day doing pottery with your ex, imagine how powerful we’d be if we booked a date *before* we broke up. I’ll even bring you flowers so it doesn’t ‘give the wrong impression.’
- You said strawberries & cream Pepsi is goated… but objectively, the real S‑tier combo is kaya 🍓 and someone who will defend your right to eat fish & chips OMAD without calling it ‘overeating.’
- You miss school, hate clubbing, and go on library dates and long rainy walks for your steps — are you sure you’re not just secretly auditioning to be the love interest in a slow-burn YA novel? Because I’d read 500 pages of you complaining about the weather.
- You almost died slipping around the park in the rain, had a shard of glass in your sock, and still went for 10k steps. I don’t want to fix you, I just want to be the idiot holding the umbrella and yelling at cyclists to use lights while you pace.
- You want the body of a 90s yaoi bottom; I want the honor of being the cozy, overprotective love interest who brings you tinned-tomato ‘soup,’ guards your rarity plushie from the dog, and refuses to let anyone throw away your snacks ‘so you don’t get fat.’
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • she/her • professional pasta enthusiast, part-time rain hater. Once nearly stepped on glass all day and only noticed when I took my socks off.– @kayarexiaa
Your signature cocktail
OMAD Strawberry Rain Fizz
This cocktail starts with strawberry-infused gin for the soft, femme vibe of “kaya 🍓” and her gentle, slightly romantic energy, echoing her plan to spend Valentine’s with her ex and wondering about gifts: “would it give the wrong impression if I get my ex gifts tomorrow?”. Cloudy lemonade captures her constant battles with miserable weather but also her ability to still go out and get her steps in: “the weather is so miserable today but I need to get my steps in” and “seven whole weeks into 2026 and all it's done in this godforsaken country is rain. I'M SO TIRED”. A splash of dry vermouth adds a slightly bitter, grown-up note that mirrors being 18 and over alcohol culture already: “being 18 sucks, every time my friends want to hang out it's to go to wetherspoons and drink but I hate alcohol”. The sea salt & jalapeño rim nods to her chaotic, slightly unhinged coping tactics and food quirks: “just ate a jar of jalapeños, I refuse to stay constipated” and “bought a jar of pickles so I can be gross and put pickles in my fajita”. Finally, a dash of activated charcoal makes it dark and aesthetic while hinting at the heavy, ED-twt undertone of fasts, OMADs, and relapses: “I think I'm going to continue my fast today… I'm not gonna eat” and “I might actually kms”, turning all that into something visually striking but safely symbolic in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Kaya shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, care, and quiet perseverance. She consistently makes time for people even when it’s emotionally complicated, like still spending Valentine’s Day on a pre-booked pottery date with her ex and even worrying about getting her gifts: “would it give the wrong impression if I get my ex gifts tomorrow? I'm spending the day with her anyways because we booked plans before the breakup…” and “spending valentines day with my ex gf because we booked one of those pottery dates like a week before we broke up”. She also shows a strong, almost stubborn work ethic around her routines, especially walking to hit step goals despite bad weather or pain, as in “the weather is so miserable today but I need to get my steps in” and “83 steps until I can rest, my feet hurt so much”. Her empathy appears in how viscerally upset she is about injustice toward others, like her diabetic friend whose boyfriend throws away her low-sugar snacks: “the most fucked up thing I've ever witnessed was when my friends bf threw away the snacks she'd eat when her sugars were low (she's diabetic) because he didn't want her to get fat.”. Even when she feels lonely and misunderstood, she frames it in terms of connection and loss rather than superiority, as in “having an ed is so lonely, I can't even hang out with my friends anymore…”. Taken together, her loyalty to plans and people, willingness to endure discomfort for her goals, and strong sense of care and fairness align most closely with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Bags - Clairo
Clairo’s Bags fits Kaya because it captures that mix of tender confusion, queer feelings, and post‑breakup awkwardness she’s living through, like spending Valentine’s Day with her ex at a pottery date (“spending valentines day with my ex gf because we booked one of those pottery dates like a week before we broke up”) and worrying about whether gifts will send the wrong message (“would it give the wrong impression if I get my ex gifts tomorrow?”). The song’s themes of vulnerability and feeling stuck between moving on and holding on mirror her nostalgia and self-criticism, like when she says “this was my prime, I miss being 15 and insane”. Kaya’s loneliness and difficulty connecting with friends now (“having an ed is so lonely, I can't even hang out with my friends anymore because they're all interested in clubbing and I'm scared of alcohol”) echo the song’s quiet isolation and emotional distance. The way she feels like a “fraud” at a healthy weight (“being at a healthy weight and having my parents pick at me for not eating enough makes me feel like a fraud”) also reflects the song’s tension between what looks fine on the surface and what’s actually painful underneath. Overall, Bags matches her introspective, anxious, and emotionally tangled online presence, especially around love, identity, and growing up.
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