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The best match is Lisa Simpson, but filtered through a much darker, more abrasive lens. Like Lisa, this user is clearly intelligent, introspective, and intensely self-aware, often overthinking their social position and mental health, as seen in tweets like “im the outcast in all my classes i have no friends im the shortest the youngest and the only one with black hair and ethnic features i need to get shot” and “maybe its cause im autistic or whatever but sometimes my friends piss me off to the point where i consider ending the friendship but then i would be lonely so i just tolerate it”. They show strong, sometimes moralistic reactions to others and a tendency to lecture or correct people, similar to Lisa’s preachiness, for example in “Shut up if you actually tried researching his case youd realize how interesting he is, not everything is sunshine and rainbows and you cant control what people decide their autistic interests should be”. The intense special interest in a controversial figure and media, as in “my autistic interest on adam lanza is mainly caused by the fact that i heavily relate to him” and “im really bored so im gonna try to watch every movie that adam lanza has mentioned or the ones he has in his top 25”, parallels Lisa’s obsessive passions (jazz, causes, books), just directed into far more disturbing topics. Their alienation, anger, and sharp criticism of others, like “everyone on the internet is retarded and i hate all of you” and “i try not to be prejudiced or racist but its really hard when almost all white people are so fucking evil and mean to me”, feel like a version of Lisa who has been hurt repeatedly and weaponized her intellect and sensitivity into hostility instead of activism. Overall, they resemble a hyper-online, embittered Lisa Simpson: gifted, isolated, morally intense, and deeply frustrated with the world and the people around them.

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They lean strongly Introvert: they describe being an outcast with no friends and feeling disconnected from classmates in “im the outcast in all my classes i have no friends im the shortest the youngest and the only one with black hair and ethnic features i need to get shot” and admit they haven’t spoken to their crush despite sitting nearby in “2 weeks until my classes change and i still havent spoken a single word to the brown guy that sits next to me in art who i have a slight crush on”. Their interests and thinking style point to Intuition: they fixate on niche topics like Adam Lanza as an “autistic interest” in “my autistic interest on adam lanza is mainly caused by the fact that i heavily relate to him” and even plan to watch all movies he mentioned in “im really bored so im gonna try to watch every movie that adam lanza has mentioned or the ones he has in his top 25”, which is more abstract pattern-seeking than practical detail-focus. Their communication style is blunt, analytical and often detached from others’ feelings, which fits Thinking: they openly say “sometimes i seem too blunt or rude but i dont mean to it just comes out” and argue about researching a case rather than being sensitive in “Shut up if you actually tried researching his case youd realize how interesting he is, not everything is sunshine and rainbows and you cant control what people decide their autistic interests should be”. Their lifestyle and tone seem more Perceiving than Judging: they describe clumsiness and lack of control in “im so fucking clumsy bro i accidentally dropped toilet paper on the toilet and tried to pick it up then i slipped and fell and hit my head”, talk about being stressed and disorganized like in “damn im losing alot of hair i think im too stressed”, and casually decide activities on a whim such as “i should learn how to play guitar again… i cant let her be better than me”. Altogether, a socially withdrawn, highly cerebral, niche-interest-driven and spontaneous style best aligns with INTP.

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Autistic art kid with a guitar, death metal playlist, and too many opinions. Once slipped in a school bathroom and still showed up to class.– @kayncel

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The Autistic Interest Sour is strong, messy, and oddly compelling, just like their timeline. The base is a dark beer reduction syrup, a nod to “my uncle used to make me drink beer as a child… me personally i love it”, simmered down into something intense and complicated. A shot of high-proof whiskey channels the raw, volatile anger in posts like “stop fucking typing all of you people really piss me off i hate fucking everyone please shut the fuck up i hope you get tortured…”. The black charcoal salt rim reflects their pride in their looks and darker aesthetic from “i really love my black hair no other hair color will ever compare except for brown hair i like brown hair too” and their outcast vibe in “im the outcast in all my classes i have no friends im the shortest the youngest and the only one with black hair and ethnic features i need to get shot”. A creamy hard‑boiled egg white foam tops it off for their oddly wholesome food fixation in “im addicted to hard boiled eggs. its so yummy when the yolk is creamy” and the soft side buried under the rage. Finally, lime juice with a dash of chili adds a sharp, burning kick for their provocative, spiky humor and edgy fascinations like “my autistic interest on adam lanza is mainly caused by the fact that i heavily relate to him” and “i like to shock and provoke people”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining traits center on antagonism, self-protection, and a desire to provoke, which aligns most closely with Slytherin. They openly embrace being provocative and shocking, as seen in “i like to shock and provoke people”, and frequently use extreme, violent language toward others, like “stop fucking typing all of you people really piss me off i hate fucking everyone please shut the fuck up i hope you get tortured in way worse than rape and death i want your genitals pulled right off while you scream in agobny”. There is also a strong thread of jealousy and comparison that hints at ambition and competitiveness, such as “im undeniably jealous of all my friends” and “i should learn how to play guitar again... and i cant let her be better than me”. They show a harsh, survival-oriented view of relationships, tolerating friends mainly to avoid loneliness in “sometimes my friends piss me off to the point where i consider ending the friendship but then i would be lonely so i just tolerate it”, which reflects a self-preserving mindset rather than Hufflepuff-style loyalty. While they exhibit intelligence and niche interests (e.g., detailed fixation on Adam Lanza in “my autistic interest on adam lanza is mainly caused by the fact that i heavily relate to him”), that curiosity is filtered through a dark, contrarian lens more characteristic of Slytherin than Ravenclaw.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Creep by Radiohead, because it captures intense self-loathing, alienation, and feeling like an outsider. They describe being isolated and different at school, saying “im the outcast in all my classes i have no friends im the shortest the youngest and the only one with black hair and ethnic features i need to get shot”, which echoes the song’s core feeling of not belonging. Their anger and hostility toward others, like “everyone on the internet is retarded and i hate all of you” and violent rants, mirror the way Creep channels self-hatred outward as well as inward. They also show deep insecurity and jealousy, for example “im undeniably jealous of all my friends” and “i would like to draw more and post my art but i feel like you guys would be disappointed”, which fits the song’s themes of inadequacy and wanting to be special. Combined with tweets about wanting to die like “i really wanna kill myself now”, Creep becomes a strong match for their emotional world and self-image.

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