Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares distress and jealousy, like feeling like an outcast and being jealous of friends in “im undeniably jealous of all my friends” and “im the outcast in all my classes i have no friends…”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes their own bluntness, anger, and stress, as in “sometimes i seem too blunt or rude but i dont mean to it just comes out” and “i get really pissed off easily even if i dont show it”.
- Protective loyal: Shows strong protectiveness over personal belongings and bonds, such as “i bring my backpack everywhere with me and if anyone tries to touch it i will destroy them” and competitiveness with their sister in “i should learn how to play guitar again… i cant let her be better than me”.
- Intellectually curious: Dives deeply into interests like Adam Lanza’s case and related media, shown in “if you actually tried researching his case youd realize how interesting he is…” and “im really bored so im gonna try to watch every movie that adam lanza has mentioned”.
- Humorous self-deprecating: Uses dark, self-directed humor to describe themselves, like “i used to be a weird autistic kid who liked homestuck and wore black trenchcoats… and somehow i have gotten even worse” and the clumsy bathroom story in “im so fucking clumsy bro i accidentally dropped toilet paper…”.
Weaknesses:
- Violent expression: Frequently wishes extreme harm on others, for example “i hope you get tortured in way worse than rape and death i want your genitals pulled right off while you scream in agobny” and “You deserve to get stabbed too wait no you deserve your genitals to be twisted and pulled right off”.
- Self-destructive thinking: Expresses wanting to die and intense self-hatred, such as “i need to get shot” and “i really wanna kill myself now”.
- Internalized prejudice: Holds and posts hostile generalizations about groups, e.g. “its really hard when almost all white people are so fucking evil and mean to me” and “get all this gay retarded shit off my fucking timeline”.
- Interpersonal volatility: Describes getting easily angered and hating others online, like “everyone on the internet is retarded and i hate all of you” and “i get really pissed off easily even if i dont show it”.
- Low self-worth: Feels like an outcast, unwanted, and worried others dislike their work, as in “do you guys even like me” and “i would like to draw more and post my art but i feel like you guys would be disappointed”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, but filtered through a much darker, more abrasive lens. Like Lisa, this user is clearly intelligent, introspective, and intensely self-aware, often overthinking their social position and mental health, as seen in tweets like “im the outcast in all my classes i have no friends im the shortest the youngest and the only one with black hair and ethnic features i need to get shot” and “maybe its cause im autistic or whatever but sometimes my friends piss me off to the point where i consider ending the friendship but then i would be lonely so i just tolerate it”. They show strong, sometimes moralistic reactions to others and a tendency to lecture or correct people, similar to Lisa’s preachiness, for example in “Shut up if you actually tried researching his case youd realize how interesting he is, not everything is sunshine and rainbows and you cant control what people decide their autistic interests should be”. The intense special interest in a controversial figure and media, as in “my autistic interest on adam lanza is mainly caused by the fact that i heavily relate to him” and “im really bored so im gonna try to watch every movie that adam lanza has mentioned or the ones he has in his top 25”, parallels Lisa’s obsessive passions (jazz, causes, books), just directed into far more disturbing topics. Their alienation, anger, and sharp criticism of others, like “everyone on the internet is retarded and i hate all of you” and “i try not to be prejudiced or racist but its really hard when almost all white people are so fucking evil and mean to me”, feel like a version of Lisa who has been hurt repeatedly and weaponized her intellect and sensitivity into hostility instead of activism. Overall, they resemble a hyper-online, embittered Lisa Simpson: gifted, isolated, morally intense, and deeply frustrated with the world and the people around them.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean strongly Introvert: they describe being an outcast with no friends and feeling disconnected from classmates in “im the outcast in all my classes i have no friends im the shortest the youngest and the only one with black hair and ethnic features i need to get shot” and admit they haven’t spoken to their crush despite sitting nearby in “2 weeks until my classes change and i still havent spoken a single word to the brown guy that sits next to me in art who i have a slight crush on”. Their interests and thinking style point to Intuition: they fixate on niche topics like Adam Lanza as an “autistic interest” in “my autistic interest on adam lanza is mainly caused by the fact that i heavily relate to him” and even plan to watch all movies he mentioned in “im really bored so im gonna try to watch every movie that adam lanza has mentioned or the ones he has in his top 25”, which is more abstract pattern-seeking than practical detail-focus. Their communication style is blunt, analytical and often detached from others’ feelings, which fits Thinking: they openly say “sometimes i seem too blunt or rude but i dont mean to it just comes out” and argue about researching a case rather than being sensitive in “Shut up if you actually tried researching his case youd realize how interesting he is, not everything is sunshine and rainbows and you cant control what people decide their autistic interests should be”. Their lifestyle and tone seem more Perceiving than Judging: they describe clumsiness and lack of control in “im so fucking clumsy bro i accidentally dropped toilet paper on the toilet and tried to pick it up then i slipped and fell and hit my head”, talk about being stressed and disorganized like in “damn im losing alot of hair i think im too stressed”, and casually decide activities on a whim such as “i should learn how to play guitar again… i cant let her be better than me”. Altogether, a socially withdrawn, highly cerebral, niche-interest-driven and spontaneous style best aligns with INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re trying to watch every movie Adam Lanza mentioned — if I make it into your top 25 people instead, I promise I’ll be way more mentally stable than his film list.
- You liking death, thrash, and nu metal, plus creamy-yolk hard boiled eggs, plus an autistic obsession with weird cases… I feel like asking you out is less ‘romantic gesture’ and more ‘joining a very specific fandom.’ Can I apply?
- You said you bring your backpack everywhere and will destroy anyone who touches it — I respect boundaries, so how about this: I don’t touch your backpack, and in exchange you let me carry some of the mental load that’s been stressing you out?
- As a fellow outcast who hates grammar nazis, I propose a deal: I won’t correct your spelling if you don’t correct my decision to develop a crush on the brown-hair-loving, black-haired autistic art enjoyer you are.
- You relate to Adam Lanza, like Gummo’s soundtrack, and used to be the black-trenchcoat Homestuck kid — statistically speaking, I should be terrified, but instead I kinda just want to sit next to you in art class and talk about music and weird movies.
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Autistic art kid with a guitar, death metal playlist, and too many opinions. Once slipped in a school bathroom and still showed up to class.– @kayncel
Your signature cocktail
The Autistic Interest Sour
The Autistic Interest Sour is strong, messy, and oddly compelling, just like their timeline. The base is a dark beer reduction syrup, a nod to “my uncle used to make me drink beer as a child… me personally i love it”, simmered down into something intense and complicated. A shot of high-proof whiskey channels the raw, volatile anger in posts like “stop fucking typing all of you people really piss me off i hate fucking everyone please shut the fuck up i hope you get tortured…”. The black charcoal salt rim reflects their pride in their looks and darker aesthetic from “i really love my black hair no other hair color will ever compare except for brown hair i like brown hair too” and their outcast vibe in “im the outcast in all my classes i have no friends im the shortest the youngest and the only one with black hair and ethnic features i need to get shot”. A creamy hard‑boiled egg white foam tops it off for their oddly wholesome food fixation in “im addicted to hard boiled eggs. its so yummy when the yolk is creamy” and the soft side buried under the rage. Finally, lime juice with a dash of chili adds a sharp, burning kick for their provocative, spiky humor and edgy fascinations like “my autistic interest on adam lanza is mainly caused by the fact that i heavily relate to him” and “i like to shock and provoke people”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their defining traits center on antagonism, self-protection, and a desire to provoke, which aligns most closely with Slytherin. They openly embrace being provocative and shocking, as seen in “i like to shock and provoke people”, and frequently use extreme, violent language toward others, like “stop fucking typing all of you people really piss me off i hate fucking everyone please shut the fuck up i hope you get tortured in way worse than rape and death i want your genitals pulled right off while you scream in agobny”. There is also a strong thread of jealousy and comparison that hints at ambition and competitiveness, such as “im undeniably jealous of all my friends” and “i should learn how to play guitar again... and i cant let her be better than me”. They show a harsh, survival-oriented view of relationships, tolerating friends mainly to avoid loneliness in “sometimes my friends piss me off to the point where i consider ending the friendship but then i would be lonely so i just tolerate it”, which reflects a self-preserving mindset rather than Hufflepuff-style loyalty. While they exhibit intelligence and niche interests (e.g., detailed fixation on Adam Lanza in “my autistic interest on adam lanza is mainly caused by the fact that i heavily relate to him”), that curiosity is filtered through a dark, contrarian lens more characteristic of Slytherin than Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
A well‑known song that fits them is Creep by Radiohead, because it captures intense self-loathing, alienation, and feeling like an outsider. They describe being isolated and different at school, saying “im the outcast in all my classes i have no friends im the shortest the youngest and the only one with black hair and ethnic features i need to get shot”, which echoes the song’s core feeling of not belonging. Their anger and hostility toward others, like “everyone on the internet is retarded and i hate all of you” and violent rants, mirror the way Creep channels self-hatred outward as well as inward. They also show deep insecurity and jealousy, for example “im undeniably jealous of all my friends” and “i would like to draw more and post my art but i feel like you guys would be disappointed”, which fits the song’s themes of inadequacy and wanting to be special. Combined with tweets about wanting to die like “i really wanna kill myself now”, Creep becomes a strong match for their emotional world and self-image.
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