Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Open about feelings, like sadness and confusion in posts such as “e hj em dia ela namora irl e ta feliz e eu nao tenho 1 momento de felicidade desde aql epoca giiiiiirl so confusing” and “única coisa que sempre me resta é o sentimento enrustido de raiva”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and self‑irony, e.g. “O CARA FOI ME XINGAR ME CHAMANDO DE MULHER PRESA NO PLATINA O FILHO DA PUTA N SABE QUE EU NAO SAIO DO BRONZE 3” and “meu sova no clutch eh aurudo”.
- Values boundaries: Recognizes harmful patterns and need for limits, e.g. “preciso parar de me colocar em situações que eu não quero estar” and criticism of creepy behavior in “AI VC FAZ O MSM O CARA FICA TRISTINHO... na hora de assediar mulher TA DAHORA”.
- Loyal friend: Speaks affectionately about friends, like “duas nerdolas amo elas” and joking pacts in “eu e madu fizemos um pacto de sangue...”.
- Passionate gamer: Shows dedication and engagement with games (Valorant, Genshin, HSR), e.g. “para 2026 irei abandonar medos bobos ent vcs vao ver eu jgnd de jg jogando de reyna” and detailed build talk like “to fazendo as conquistas de natlan e eh mt tesao jgr c uma chasca 80 d taxa 130 de critico”.
Weaknesses:
- Anger-prone: Frequent expressions of intense rage, e.g. “eu preciso encher minha cabeça de coisa se eu paro p pensar nisso eu tenho outra crise de raiva e estresse” and “eh serio eu preciso agredir no mínimo 3 homens pra desencargo de estresse”.
- Harsh language: Uses very aggressive phrasing and insults, like “porra vai tomar no cu sem noção do crl” and “vc eh burro”.
- Trust issues: Shows strong distrust toward men and relationships, e.g. “o pior erro q cometi foi sentir seguranca em uns manos inseguros” and “quando eu prometi q n ia me envolver amorosamente com homem em 2026...”.
- Self-critical: Speaks negatively about own state and happiness, like “tenho depressão” and “eu nao tenho 1 momento de felicidade desde aql epoca”.
- Conflict-oriented: Tends to respond to provocation with escalation, shown in “tomei um assédio tao insano q eu devolvi o assedio com assedio caralho eu vou matar um” and “me rage baitaram de uma forma insana agr q to ate pensando em bloquear”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They align most with Lisa Simpson: sharp, emotionally intense, politically and socially opinionated, but also very online and nerdy. Like Lisa, they mix frustration at injustice with articulate rants, especially about misogyny and how women are treated, as in “essa sua frase fica paia qnd tu lembra q mulher so existindo ja eh considerada puta e desprezada ent oq vai mudarkkk?” and “AI VC FAZ O MSM O CARA FICA TRISTINHO, SE SENTE INVALIDADO, ABUSADO TMNC na hora de assediar mulher TA DAHORA TA NICE”. Their introspective posts about their own behavior and growth, like “preciso parar de me colocar em situações que eu não quero estar” and “o pior erro q cometi foi sentir seguranca em uns manos inseguros”, mirror Lisa’s self-awareness and self-critique. At the same time, they’re a passionate nerd for their hobbies (games, anime, music), similar to Lisa’s obsessive interests, shown in tweets like “to fazendo as conquistas de natlan e eh mt tesao jgr c uma chasca 80 d taxa 130 de critico” and “para 2026 irei abandonar medos bobos ent vcs vao ver eu jgnd de jg jogando de reyna e fodase o frag .. importante eh ser feliz ..”. Their mix of anger, idealism, and vulnerability, plus the sense of feeling more mature than the people around them, fits Lisa far better than the more chaotic Bart or apathetic Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage with others, react to discourse, and openly share strong emotions and personal situations, like venting about Valorant lobbies and conflicts in tweets such as “O CARA FOI ME XINGAR ME CHAMANDO DE MULHER PRESA NO PLATINA…” and joking about social pacts with friends in “eu e madu fizemos um pacto de sangue…”. Their style is more Intuitive than Sensing: they often jump to broader patterns about gender, community, and cycles of behavior, e.g. “que***bre o ciclo” and meta reflections on relationships like “engracado q antes eu criticava justamente isso nela… e fazendo as mesmas coisas que ela”, showing abstract, pattern-focused thinking. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: judgments are framed in terms of values, emotional hurt, and justice (especially around misogyny and harassment), as in “AI VC FAZ O MSM O CARA FICA TRISTINHO… na hora de assediar mulher TA DAHORA TA NICE” and “única coisa que sempre me resta é o sentimento enrustido de raiva”, focusing on emotional impact rather than detached logic. They seem more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline is spontaneous, reactive, and chaotic—ranting, changing topics quickly from games to concerts to relationships, with little sense of long-term structure, as seen in “preciso parar de me colocar em situações que eu não quero estar” and impulsive resolves like “para 2026 irei abandonar medos bobos ent vcs vao ver eu jgnd de reyna e fodase o frag”. Combining high emotional expressiveness, social engagement, abstract pattern talk, and a spontaneous, reactive lifestyle points most strongly to ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said for 2026 you’re locking in Reyna and that ‘the important thing is being happy’—so what do I have to instalock to queue happiness with you? Duelist or just “guy who gifts skins on Jan 17th”?
- You’re out here suffering error 105 and 185, bronze 3 slander AND still grinding genshin, honkai and vava… you clearly like challenges, so when are you speed‑running the hardest one: dating me?
- You said flirts that work are Twitter interaction 7/10, gifts 9/10, making you laugh 10/10—if I farm all three, do I unlock limited 5★ ‘meilli’ or is there still pity involved?
- Kanye show was beautiful, Natlan is ‘tesão’, Blade no Fortnite te deixa em crise… if I promise concert dates, co‑op farming and never rage‑bait you, do I at least get upgraded from ‘homem genérico’ to ‘meta support’ in your life?
- You and Madu made a blood pact to only talk to virgens or guys with +43cm biceps; my aim might be bronze 3 but my devotion is full crit rate—does pure loyalty qualify as a hidden third category on that list?
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18 • guitarist who whiffs notes and Valorant clutches • Genshin / JJK / misandry scholar • once got rage‑baited so hard I considered blocking the internet– @kaynschien
Your signature cocktail
Misandry on the Rocks (Bronze III Special)
This cocktail hits hard and chaotic, just like their timeline where they’re yelling things like “eh serio eu preciso agredir no mínimo 3 homens pra desencargo de estresse” and swearing off romance with “quando eu prometi q n ia me envolver amorosamente com homem em 2026… #misandrytwt”. The smoky mezcal is that raw, unfiltered rage and intensity they show when ranting about misogyny and assédio, especially in “AI VC FAZ O MSM O CARA FICA TRISTINHO… na hora de assediar mulher TA DAHORA TA NICE”. Spicy chili-honey syrup is the mix of bitterness and sweetness in the way they’re both protective and caring about women’s experiences, like in “essa sua frase fica paia qnd tu lembra q mulher so existindo ja eh considerada puta”. The cold brew coffee cube nods to their gamer/no-sleep energy and random science moment in “guys descobri q cafe inibe o cheiro de maconha”, slow-releasing a wake-up kick as it melts. Pink grapefruit juice brings a sharp, slightly bitter freshness that matches their self-awareness and emotional confusion in “unica coisa que sempre me resta é o sentimento enrustido de raiva” and “e hj em dia ela namora irl e ta feliz e eu nao tenho 1 momento de felicidade… so confusing”. Finally, sparkling tonic with edible glitter is for the aesthetic-obsessed, it-girl gamer vibe of a misandry Valorant enjoyer in Bronze III flexing bundles and events, like “COLOQUEM A SPARKLE E VOCES TERAO MEU DINHEIRO.” and “Entrei para ÔMEGA. #AlphaVsOmega”, turning all that chaos into something loud, pretty, and unforgettable.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows strong Slytherin traits of self-preservation, sharpness, and a combative stance toward people who hurt or disrespect them. They frequently frame men as threats or stressors and respond with aggressive boundary‑setting, e.g. “eh serio eu preciso agredir no mínimo 3 homens pra desencargo de estresse” and “ainda bem q o porte de arma n eh legalizado porque puta q pariu”, which reflects a defensive, survivalist mentality. Their way of flirting is highly transactional and strategic, valuing interest, gifts, and making them laugh over tenderness or emotional support, as in “tipos de flerte que funcionam comigo ... interagir no twt: 7/10 ... mostrar interesse: 10/10 dar presentes: 9/10 ... me fazer rir: 10/10 apoio emocional: 0/10”, suggesting a calculating approach to relationships rather than a sentimental one. They also show an ambition to push themselves in games despite fear, stating goals like “para 2026 irei abandonar medos bobos ent vcs vao ver eu jgnd de jg jogando de reyna e fodase o frag .. importante eh ser feliz ..”, and align with competitive, ego-heavy communities such as Valorant and League. Even when reflecting on past relationships, there is a ruthless, almost vengeful tone in lines like “talvez ce merecesse coisa pior” and “nois te quebra e te devolve pra unica coitada burra disposta a te botar no nome”, which leans far more into Slytherin’s darker, retaliatory side than into the idealism of Gryffindor or the warmth of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Anti-Hero - Taylor Swift
A fitting song for them is Anti-Hero by Taylor Swift, because it mixes irony, self-awareness and emotional chaos in a way that mirrors their timeline. They openly cling to rage and bitterness, saying “única coisa que sempre me resta é o sentimento enrustido de raiva”, which echoes the song’s theme of being at war with yourself. Their tweets about repeated frustration and bad luck in games, like “sabe oq eh mais crazy 4 TIMES IN A ROW. se eu ja podia pedir musica agr eu ja posso desistir da vida”, mirror the track’s sense of being stuck in a cycle of failure. They balance misandrist humor and vulnerability, from “quando eu prometi q n ia me envolver amorosamente com homem em 2026...” to “o pior erro q cometi foi sentir seguranca em uns manos inseguros”, much like the song’s blend of jokes and self‑blame. And since they declare themselves “sempre fa da puta da taylor”, choosing a Taylor track aligns with their own stated taste.
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