Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Curiosity: Reads Dostoevsky, Woolf, economics and shares analyses on Medium.
- Reflective Insight: Quotes like “people don’t really love…” showing deep self‑reflection.
- Creative Expression: Uses poetic language, aesthetic captions, and original emoji creations.
- Persistent Ambition: Mentions silverzone Olympiad medals and goals to learn multiple languages and skills.
- Analytical Thinking: Posts about regression, correlation, tariffs and bank‑reconciliation statements.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Ranting: Ventures angry rants about ICAI and OneNote with profanity.
- Overextension: Lists many disparate goals (languages, chess, cooking, policy) indicating scattered focus.
- Vague Posting: Tweets like “understandable.” or “æsthetic 5.” lack context.
- Emotional Volatility: Describes spiralling, nausea, rage and mood swings in several tweets.
- Validation Seeking: Repeatedly asks for likes/read blog, uses “please love my article.”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson matches the user’s earnest, academically driven, introspective personality. The user frequently cites literature, for example 'Fyodor Dostoevsky's Crime and Punishment … read my analysis on medium' and 'people don't really 'love' the people they say they do. they love that version of them which soothes them the most.' reading Woolf, showing a love for classic books like Lisa. They express frustration with school pressures, as seen in 'statistics is a fun subject, but the fun of it dies when board study obligation creeps in', mirroring Lisa’s feeling of being trapped by school. Their existential self‑criticism appears in tweets like 'i genuinely dont have ONE fuckin clue of who told ICAI that questions with sloppy, incoherent phrasing … it’s just rage baiting', reflecting Lisa’s overthinking and critique of systems. Finally, their desire to learn diverse skills ('learn unorthodox languages… poetry, literature… programming') aligns with Lisa’s curiosity and ambition.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
The user’s communication is largely introspective and solitary, evident in tweets like 'i genuinely dont have ONE fuckin clue of who told ICAI that questions with sloppy, incoherent phrasing...' and 'i may have gone a bit overboard with the claims but anyways, fuck you twitter.' Their focus on abstract concepts and future possibilities appears in lines such as 'the endlessness of states there are, is paradoxical' and 'the world a casino,' indicating an intuitive style. Decision‑making is grounded in logical analysis, as shown by critiques like 'beggar thy neighbor… i benefit myself from your harm' and 'the most practical benefit… never again had to look up the meaning of IOU.' They also demonstrate a strong preference for structure and planning, referencing schedules and study goals in tweets like 'got to get stuff together soon' and 'mid term shit dealt with.' These patterns collectively align best with the INTJ personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Raskolnikov? Because every time I read your Crime and Punishment analysis, I feel guilty of falling for you—no confession needed.
- If we were two wolves inside a man, I'd let our howls sync in perfect harmony—just like the duality you describe, but with a date instead of a duel.
- Your fascination with the avagrah (ऽ) tells me you love thoughtful pauses; how about we pause together over a cup of coffee and let the silence speak?
- I hear you're learning Russian, Finnish, and Czech—maybe we can start with a simple 'b b' side‑eye emoji conversation and see where the language of flirtation takes us.
- Let's run a regression where my heart is the dependent variable and your smile is the independent variable; statistics says the correlation will be off the charts.
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Your new Twitter bio
CA hopeful 📚 | Crime & Punishment fan 📖 | 3× Silverzone golds—teachers swarmed for my photo 🥇 | Medium writer on econ & lit | Learning Russian & chess– @kazudrinksmilk
Your signature cocktail
Raskolnikov's Reckoning
The drink blends the dark intensity of Russian vodka with the bitter depth of amaro to echo the existential weight of Dostoevsky, as reflected in the tweet "the most practical benefit (yet) ive had from reading crime and punishment is that ive never again had to look up the meaning of IOU." A shot of espresso adds the relentless academic grind hinted at in "statistics is a fun subject, but the fun of it dies when board study obligation creeps in," while honey brings a subtle sweetness that mirrors the hopeful insight from "people don't really 'love' the people they say they do..." The orange bitters give a sharp, unexpected twist like the sudden side‑eye emoji discovery "just discovered that 'b b' makes a clean side eye/judgemental emoji," capturing the user’s mix of introspection and quirky humor.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user's tweets reveal a deep passion for learning across many fields, e.g., "i want to: learn unorthodox languages (russian, finnish, czech) get fairly good at chess (700 800), poetry, literature learn fair skills like programming and cooking". They regularly engage in literary analysis and philosophical reflection, as shown by "the most practical benefit (yet) ive had from reading crime and punishment is that ive never again had to look up the meaning of IOU" and "'people don't really 'love' the people they say they do. they love that version of them which soothes them the most.' reading woolf ...". Their interest in economics and academic topics, like "learned an interesting term: 'beggar thy neighbor'" and "i wrote a nice piece on tariffs (and why they get the slander they do)", underscores a Ravenclaw love of knowledge. They prefer thoughtful critique over bravado, evident in "i genuinely dont have ONE fuckin clue of who told ICAI that questions with sloppy, incoherent phrasing and statements that seem to be making no sense at all = tough questions", showing a focus on intellectual rigor rather than daring feats.
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Numb - Linkin Park
The song 'Numb' by Linkin Park epitomizes Kshitij's sense of being overwhelmed by external expectations and slipping into emotional numbness. They write, "statistics is a fun subject, but the fun of it dies when board study obligation creeps in," which mirrors the lyric "I'm tired of being what you want me to be" about losing joy under pressure. Their frustration with incomprehensible exam questions shines in "i genuinely dont have ONE fuckin clue of who told ICAI that questions with sloppy, incoherent phrasing and statements that seem to be making no sense at all = tough questions," echoing the song's theme of feeling misunderstood. The internal conflict they describe in "there are two wolves in a man... they seem tearing each other apart... but it's only a matter of time before he realises that the wolves howl the same language, in different dialects" reflects the numb, conflicted state the chorus conveys. Finally, their desire to withdraw, as captured by "i would like to sit out on this one," aligns with the repeated refrain of wanting to escape the pressure, making 'Numb' a fitting anthem for their journey.
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