Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Writes texts, films, and podcasts, e.g. promoting own Medium pieces like “Mais um texto finalmente cá está LEIAM” and short‑film ideas like “vontade de fazer um curta, mas sem ideia”.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on mood and behavior, e.g. “tava numa neurose foi mal tava doidona” and “bizarro como não consigo me centralizar mais em um objeto especifico pra atormentar minha mente”.
- Supportive: Promotes friends’ work and sends encouragement, e.g. “Leiam o do bizzare também” and the shoutout “um abraço pro @Latinooficial não a latina”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and absurd jokes, such as “bluesky é tipo cerveja sem alcool” and the parody anthem “Imagine se nao tivesse ceu... venha e se junte pro surubao bem gostosao”.
- Culturally engaged: Constantly discusses music, anime, cinema, and internet culture, e.g. praising Kurosawa in “Cloud do Kurosawa é sensacional” and sharing playlists like “pqp que peak”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Acknowledges sudden mood-driven reactions, e.g. “tava numa neurose foi mal tava doidona” and intense swings like “pqp tento ser legal mas as vezes nao da não”.
- Hostile: Shows aggression toward others, e.g. “MINHA LISTA DE INIMIGOS EM 2026 (ATUALIZADA) TODOS IRRELEVANTES” and “PRENDAM @mulafogo”.
- Self-destructive: Uses suicidal or fatalistic language, e.g. “estou em crise criativa vou me matar” and recurring dark themes in the bio “Idle youth, enslaved to everything; by being too sensitive I have wasted my life.”
- Overdramatic: Amplifies situations into extremes, e.g. “TEVE UMA ENCHENTE NA CASA DO @Whatbizzare E ELE ESTA DESAPARECIDO... REZEM POR ELE” and calling Bluesky “fascismo”.
- Cynical: Expresses strong disappointment and contempt, e.g. “eu desgosto de muita gente mesmo ein” and “Recentemente estou muito decepcionada com as pessoas”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: intellectually curious, self-aware, politically and culturally opinionated, but also emotionally volatile. They constantly engage with art and ideas—sharing essays like “consciência como hábito”, calling a Chainsaw Man film “PEDRADA” in “E ESSE FILME DO CHAINSAW MAN QUE PEDRADA”, and analyzing directors in “Cloud do Kurosawa é sensacional. Deve ser the best diretor em atividade...”—which fits Lisa’s artsy, critical side. Their bio, “Idle youth, enslaved to everything; by being too sensitive I have wasted my life,” plus tweets like “bizarro como não consigo me centralizar mais em um objeto especifico pra atormentar minha mente” and “Recentemente estou muito decepcionada com as pessoas…”, shows Lisa-like sensitivity and existential angst. They balance idealism and dark humor, defending niche culture and friends in “justiça para takuji mamiya” while also joking about being the reincarnation of Buddha in “eu sou a reencarnação de Buda.”. Even their social detachment—“É tão bom só ter seus interesses ficar em paz bobinha e ligar o fodase”—echoes Lisa’s tendency to retreat into her own world of music, books, and causes when disappointed by others.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show strong Extraverted energy: they constantly interact with others, start community things like “KAZUBIZARRO” (“QUEM QUER PARTICIPAR DO KAZUBIZARRO? ESTAMOS COM VAGAS DE CONVIDADOS MENDIGOS. MAIOR PROGRAMA DO TWITTER.”), and openly comment on friends, creators, and followers (“MUITO OBRIGADE @ptitfluttershy POR SER MINHA FÃ NUMERO 1”). Their timeline is highly Intuitive: full of surreal humor, symbolism, and abstractions, from joking about being Buddha (“eu sou a reencarnação de Buda.”) to reflecting on mental states and perception (“bizarro como não consigo me centralizar mais em um objeto especifico pra atormentar minha mente, só deixando tudo fluir mesmo como tem que ser”). They lean Feeling over strict logic: they emphasize disappointment in people and emotional states (“Recentemente estou muito decepcionada com as pessoas, não por algum erro exato, mas pois imaginava que elas eram melhores do que realmente são”) and openly dramatize inner turmoil (“estou em crise criativa vou me matar”), rather than building cold, structured arguments. Finally, their style is clearly Perceiving: impulsive, chaotic, and exploratory; they celebrate testing everything (“quem nao testa tudo esta desperdiçando sua única vida”), jump between hyperfixations (“acho que estou em um inicio de hiperfoco em john maus”), and complain about creative block rather than structured planning (“vontade de fazer um curta, mas sem ideia”). Taken together—gregarious online presence, abstract/humorous thinking, emotional expressiveness, and spontaneous lifestyle—this fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You saying you’re the reincarnation of Buddha is crazy, because every time I read your timeline my desires evaporate and the only coisa que eu quero in this samsara is you.
- You said ‘quem nao testa tudo está desperdiçando sua única vida’ — so, purely em nome da ciência, can we test the hypothesis that you + me = peak timeline?
- You’re out here doing Jogandoassegas, podcasts, Medium essays and short-film plots while in ‘crise criativa’… if that’s you blocked, I’d kind of like to see what happens if we unblock each other over a movie night.
- You killed Beatles and Radiohead, is hyperfocusing on John Maus, and still found time to call Chainsaw Man filme uma pedrada; statistically speaking, the next thing you fall into obsessively should be a person… may I submit my application?
- You dream of buying Madoka and DBZ action figures, beg for a Godzilla figure, and call Bruno Andrade Batman and Filipe Furtado Superman — I can’t compete with that cast, but I promise I’m at least S-tier side character material in the Kazubizarro Cinematic Universe.
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Film, anime & music dissections. Co-host of Jogandoassegas & Kazubizarro. Once dreamed of buying Madoka figures, woke up reviewing DBZ instead.– @kazukothepica
Your signature cocktail
Idle Youth Hyperfocus Highball
This drink starts with an overproof cachaça shot to capture their chaotic, unapologetic confidence, like declaring “eu sou a reencarnação de Buda.”. Cold brew coffee concentrate represents their insomnia-fueled creativity, typing “de madrugada relativamente puta escrevendo um texto que talvez eu nunca vá lançar” while the world sleeps. A hibiscus and raspberry syrup adds a sweet‑acid chaos for the way they swing between affection and aggression, from shouting “feliz dia da visibilidade trans” to posting a petty “MINHA LISTA DE INIMIGOS EM 2026 (ATUALIZADA)”. Sparkling water with lime reflects their manic, playful stream of consciousness—imagining a peaceful orgy in “imagine todo mundoo em uma suruba em paz” and calling Bluesky “tipo cerveja sem alcool” in the same timeline. Finally, a pinch of smoked sea salt grounds the glass in bitterness and self-awareness, echoing the bio “Idle youth, enslaved to everything; by being too sensitive I have wasted my life.” while still letting them say “É tão bom só ter seus interesses ficar em paz bobinha e ligar o fodase”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This account shows a strong mix of irony and genuine intellectual curiosity that fits Ravenclaw best. They repeatedly share and write essays and criticism, e.g. linking to their own Medium texts like “Texto” and “Mais um texto finalmente cá está LEIAM”, and even a polemical piece “Meu texto expondo esse ser horrendo que é o @Whatbizzare”, which suggests a reflective, analytical streak. They’re clearly immersed in film, anime, music, and theory with evaluative nuance, as in the detailed ratings in “notas do Bruno Andrade se ele fosse OTAKU” and the cinephile commentary in “Cloud do Kurosawa é sensacional... a frieza técnica dos movimentos favorece uma narrativa bem sarcástica, eu diria.”. Their humor is also very conceptual and meta, such as calling Rezende a better point of comparison than Pasolini in “o que é pasolini comparado ao rezendeevil” and joking about platforms as ideologies in “bluesky é fascismo”, showing wit and playful intellectualism. While there are flashes of Gryffindor-style boldness and Slytherin-style antagonism in posts like “MINHA LISTA DE INIMIGOS EM 2026 (ATUALIZADA) TODOS IRRELEVANTES”, their core seems less about dominance or pure loyalty and more about commentary, criticism, and creative expression. Overall, the combination of self-aware introspection, aesthetic obsession, and dry, referential humor aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails
A well‑suited song is “Hurt” by Nine Inch Nails, which captures their blend of self‑aware suffering, dark humor, and artistic fixation. They directly signal this aesthetic with posts like “Nine Inch Nails Core” and “Industrial e dedo no cu” that frame their taste around abrasive, industrial emotion. The bio line “Idle youth, enslaved to everything; by being too sensitive I have wasted my life.” mirrors Hurt’s themes of self‑destruction and regret. Tweets such as “estou sonhando há dias que meus amigos vão me matar acho que devo me previnir”, “estou em crise criativa vou me matar”, and “bizarro como não consigo me centralizar mais em um objeto especifico pra atormentar minha mente, só deixando tudo fluir mesmo como tem que ser” show a mind circling pain, anxiety, and self‑sabotage in a way that echoes the song’s confessional tone. Even their claim “eu sou a reencarnação de Buda.” fits the tension in Hurt between spiritual longing and the inevitability of suffering.
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