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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Openness: Shares candid details about nausea, binge‑purge cycles and medication, e.g., "i binge i throw it all up immediately".
- Community‑seeking: Regularly asks for help and advice, such as "can someone help me build a workout plan" and "need some 4t1ny edtwt friends".
- Resilience: Continues the weight‑loss journey despite setbacks, noting achievements like "I lost 29kg in a year" and "it gets better my love".
- Humor: Uses sarcasm and jokes, e.g., "sh4ne d4ws0n lost his weight before me this is humiliating" and funny food‑order anecdotes.
- Harm Reduction: Posts safety tips and disclaimer infographics for self‑harm, stating "this post does not encourage self harm".
Weaknesses:
- Disordered eating: Describes extreme restriction and purge, like "i can't even eat half a wrap without immediately throwing it up".
- Self‑harm ideation: Mentions suicidal thoughts, e.g., "might have to kms" and "im actually gonna kms".
- Unsafe medication use: Frequent high‑dose Orlistat and other weight‑loss meds, warning "do not abuse orlistat" after severe side effects.
- Poor boundary management: Admits missing DMs and not responding, stating "psa if someone dmed me im seeing i have a notif but nothing is appearing".
- External validation dependence: Seeks parental approval and compliments, noting "my mom keeps telling me she's excited to see me lose weight".
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson is the best match because, like Homer’s love‑hate relationship with food, the user swings between bingeing on three pizzas and being unable to eat a half‑wrap without vomiting (“i used to be able to eat 3 pizzas in one sitting … now i'm barely able to stomach two pieces before feeling so full i need to throw up”). The user’s comedic yet tragic attempts at dieting echo Homer’s frequent, ill‑fated diet plans (“THIS HAPPENED TO ME … she made me an extremely restrictive diet plan… it worsened my binge badly”). Family pressure mirrors Marge’s constant nagging about health (“my mom keeps telling me she's excited to see me lose weight bc ‘your face is too pretty to be hidden by fat’”). The user’s self‑destructive humor and occasional hopeful notes (“it gets better my love”) resemble Homer's mix of slapstick mishaps and occasional optimism. Overall, the blend of food obsession, failed diet attempts, and dark humor aligns closely with Homer’s character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
Based on the frequent public updates and calls for interaction (e.g., "can someone help me build a workout plan :(" and "need some 4t1ny edtwt friends"), the user displays extraverted energy. Their focus on concrete, sensory details—like "i’m on 7mg now and i can’t even eat half a wrap without immediately throwing it up" and "the amount of oil my body ejects every time i go to the bathroom"—shows a sensing preference. The many emotional expressions ("my mom keeps telling me she's excited to see me lose weight…", "I’m crying this happened again but in exponentially more intense") indicate a feeling decision style. Finally, the spontaneous, flexible approach to dieting and meal planning, seen in questions such as "what should i omad tomorrow… i cant keep taking hours to plan a single meal" and "i’m thinking of doing omad but like every 48 hours", reflects a perceiving orientation. Together these traits point to an ESFP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a dietitian? Because every time I see your tweets, my heart races faster than my metabolism after a binge.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I order Uber Eats again to catch your attention?
- Is your name Orlistat? Because you're making my heart leak oil... in a good way!
- If you were a workout plan, I'd definitely stick to you ‘til the end, even if it means I have to deal with some awkward fits!
- I must be a salad because I can't help but feel like a complete meal when I'm around you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Chronicling my weight‑loss meds, workouts & the occasional fast‑food fiasco (once vomited after two fries). Advocate for safe ED recovery.– @kcal127
Your signature cocktail
The Thin Line Fizz
The Thin Line Fizz captures the volatile mix of hope and self‑destruction that @kcal127 lives in. Smoked mezcal stands in for the endless “burning calories” mindset, while fresh lemon juice cuts in with the sour nausea that shows up in tweets like "I'm nauseous all the time… I throw up immediately." A thin float of olive oil mirrors the “oil leaking out of me” after taking Orlistat, as the user famously wrote "orlistat changed my life" and "I spent the worst 24 hours of my life". Ginger beer adds a spicy fizz that echoes the frantic fasting and OMAD rituals, echoing the plea "what should i omad tomorrow.. pls give me suggestions". Finally, a dash of Campari’s bitter bite recalls the restrictive 1400 kcal diet plan they called “extremely restrictive” and “super bland foods only”, as reflected in the tweet "i told her i wanted to lose weight but she made me an extremely restrictive diet plan…"
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets repeatedly stress an urgent drive to lose weight at any cost, e.g., "I need to lose all of my weight immediately" and "by october hopefully". They pursue shortcuts and extreme measures, saying "MY FATHER IS GOING TO PAY FOR MY MEDICAL TOURISM" and "orlistat changed my life", which shows resourcefulness and ambition. This relentless focus on personal success, even when it endangers health, aligns with Slytherin’s hallmark ambition and willingness to bend rules. While moments of vulnerability appear, the dominant theme is a self‑centered pursuit of rapid results, fitting Slytherin best.
Your movie
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Hurt - Johnny Cash
The raw, self‑destructive tone of “Hurt” mirrors the user’s frequent expressions of pain and suicidal thoughts, such as 'im actually gonna kms like this is like shitting yourself in public except it’s OIL' and 'i might have to kms.' Their descriptions of physical suffering—'just had OIL leaking out of me… straight up oil' and 'I can’t even eat half a wrap without immediately throwing it up'—fit the song’s lyric 'I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.' The recurring sense of hopelessness, captured in tweets like 'this is not normal' and 'I’m on 7mg now and I can’t even eat half a wrap,' aligns with the line 'What have I become?' showing a deep internal struggle. The song’s bleak honesty reflects the user’s ongoing battle with disordered eating, medication, and self‑harm, making it a fitting anthem for their experience.
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