Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly names their struggles and diagnosis in bio (Ednos, Overweight, Pro Recovery) and reflects on patterns like “When i used to wish for an eating disorder i didnt mean binge eating. Smh”.
- Emotionally-honest: Shares raw feelings without hiding, e.g. “GENUINELY CRASHING THE FUCK OUT OVER MY WEIGHT I HATE MYSELF.” and “Idk why im in such a bad space rn”.
- Community-oriented: Talks about and to edtwt as a group, like “2026 will be OUR YEAR edtwt.” and encourages others with “We can do itt”.
- Goal-driven: Sets clear weight and time goals such as “On everyone's soul im getting back to 48Kg asap” and “10kgs by October 🙏🙏🕯️🕯️🕯️🌌🌌🌌”.
- Candid-humorous: Uses jokes and memes to express pain, like “Just remembered I used to binge on ready to roll icing... Original or canon event..” and “Who else lowk purged their christmas dinner..”.
Weaknesses:
- Body-hatred: Repeatedly calls themselves disgusting and gross, e.g. “Im actually disgusting”, “I hate all of this fat on my body” and “I REFUSE to stay fat”.
- Extreme-perfectionism: Frames any eating as failure and demands constant loss, like “I won't get any bigger ever again i hate this im disgusting” and “Every bite of junk food is 1hp”.
- Disordered-eating: Actively glorifies restriction and relapse, e.g. “I'm starting to enjoy starving again”, “I just want to starve forever”, and “I hope i never recover”.
- Drug-reliance: Frequently focuses on molly/ecstasy and craving drugs, such as “I want molly”, “Need drugs 😔😔”, and “I just want to starve forever and also take ecstacy”.
- External-validation: Ties worth and relationships to being thin, for instance “I feel like my friends will like me more when im skinny”, “I'm gonna lose the weight and glow up for her.”, and “No one ask me out until winter when I'm skinny and pretty”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson, but in a much darker, more self-destructive phase. Like Lisa, they’re highly self-reflective and intellectualize their pain, openly documenting struggles and overanalyzing their body and worth, for example when they say “Who am I to expect being treated gently if my body looks far from gentle”. There’s a constant pressure to be better, skinnier, more disciplined, like Lisa’s drive for perfection: “Why can't i just have self control because if i locked in two fucking years ago I'd be skinny” and “On everyone's soul im getting back to 48Kg asap”. They tie their value and relationships to achievement and appearance, much like Lisa tying her identity to grades and morality, shown when they say “I’m gonna lose the weight and glow up for her” and “I feel like my friends will like me more when im skinny”. The heavy drug fixation and ED culture (“edtwt”) is not Lisa-like, but the core—hyper self-awareness, guilt, idealism turned inward as self-hate, and a desperate desire to be “better”—aligns most with a troubled, older-teen version of Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: most tweets are inward-focused, about feelings, body image, and private rituals rather than actively seeking broad social interaction, like “I cant sit down because I'm stressing about weight i need to keep up and moving i dont even wanna sleep.” and “Idk why im in such a bad space rn”. Their mindset fits Intuition (N) more than Sensing: although they mention concrete things (weight, calories, drugs), those are wrapped in symbolic and future-focused meanings, such as “On everyone's soul im getting back to 48Kg asap” and “Who am I to expect being treated gently if my body looks far from gentle”, which shows abstract self-concept and meaning-making. They are clearly Feeling (F) rather than Thinking: decisions and self-worth are rooted in emotion and relationships, for example “I’m gonna lose the weight and glow up for her.” and “I feel like my friends will like me more when im skinny”; there’s little emphasis on detached logic. Finally, they tilt Perceiving (P) over Judging: they create goals but struggle with consistent structure, cycling through impulsive restricting, drugs, and emotional swings, as seen in “Losing weight is sooo long when youre overweight” alongside spontaneous urges like “I want ecstacy now.”. Overall, an INFP profile fits someone intensely introspective, driven by inner ideals and feelings, and fluctuating rather than rigidly organized, which matches the emotional tone and content of these tweets.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ‘won’t let yourself have sex until you’re at your LW again’ — counter-offer: we skip the body milestones and unlock the ‘treated gently and actually cherished’ route instead.
- You keep manifesting weight-loss spells and binging-purgemas, but honestly if I’m in your orbit, that’s already some pretty strong magic — wanna try casting a ‘healthy, happy, gay little crush’ spell together?
- You missing that half ecstasy pill from the rave is so real, but I think we could recreat that feeling legally: serotonin, eye contact, music, and me asking you out somewhere that doesn’t trigger your ED.
- You said ‘I just want to starve forever and also take ecstasy’ — wild idea: what if we swap starving for sharing snacks you feel safe with and keep the ecstasy as the emotion you feel when you realise I actually like you at any weight?
- You’re stressed about every 0.2kg on the scale, but I’m more into metrics like ‘number of times you smiled today’ and ‘how often you let someone be soft with you’ — want to go for a walk and help me get those numbers up?
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Your new Twitter bio
Figuring out food, feelings & the future. Overweight, pro-recovery, trying to be kinder to myself. Once dreamed I ate cake & woke up guilty 🙃– @kcalmyself
Your signature cocktail
🕯️ Molly Moon & Starve-tini 🦋
This experimental, jittery cocktail is wired and restless, like them pacing instead of sleeping and stressing about weight, echoing “I cant sit down because I'm stressing about weight i need to keep up and moving i dont even wanna sleep.” and “Wtf i cant sleep”. The bitter grapefruit hits first, mirroring the self-loathing and body-hatred in “I hate all of this fat on my body” and “Im actually disgusting”. The sugar-free berry syrup is sweet but performatively ‘safe,’ nodding to the calorie-obsession in “How i feel eating over 1k cals” and “Every bite of junk food is 1hp”. The edible glitter tonic channels their ravey, druggy longing in “I want molly” and “I just want to starve forever and also take ecstacy”, looking magical but a bit toxic. Finally, the pink salted rim is cute yet abrasive, like tying self-worth to thinness in “I just want to be thin” and “No one ask me out until winter when I'm skinny and pretty and a better person”, making this drink as enchanting and painful as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their mindset is intensely goal‑driven and results‑oriented, even when it harms them, which is very Slytherin-coded ambition. They frame weight loss as a mission with hard targets, e.g. “On everyone's soul im getting back to 48Kg asap” and “Unpinning at 63kg 🦋🕯️🤞”, and talk about needing to "lock in" (“Why can't i just have self control because if i locked in two fucking years ago I'd be skinny”). They also tie their self‑worth and relationships to achieving these goals, like “I'm gonna lose the weight and glow up for her.” and “I need to starve so she'll get nicer and nicer to me”, which shows a calculating belief that transformation will secure affection and status. Even their embrace of substances is framed in terms of push and control ("relapsing" on molly or pingers as a deliberate decision), such as “Okay decisions made i need pingers”. While there are flashes of self‑loathing and despair, the dominant throughline is relentless, often ruthless self‑reinvention and fixation on an ideal, which fits Slytherin more than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Control - Halsey
A fitting song for @kcalmyself is "Control" by Halsey, because it captures the feeling of being at war with yourself and your own mind. They describe intense self‑loathing and feeling "monstrous," like in “I feel so evil and massive i dont deserve anything good” and “Im actually disgusting”, which echoes the song’s themes of feeling like a villain inside your own body. Their fixation on restriction and starvation, such as “I'm starting to enjoy starving again” and “I love the feeling of hunger”, mirrors the song’s struggle for power and control over pain. The way they tie their worth to thinness and punishment — “I REFUSE to stay fat” and “I need to starve so she'll get nicer and nicer to me” — fits the song’s dark, self-destructive tone. Even their mix of craving drugs and escape, like “I just want to starve forever and also take ecstacy”, aligns with the chaotic, haunted energy of Control.
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