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Your Simpsons character
Despite the darkness of her digital diary, the user shares Lisa’s core struggle with the crushing weight of perfectionism and the feeling of being a “failure at everything I do”. Much like The Simpsons episode Sleeping with the Enemy where Lisa develops body image issues, this user is hyper-fixated on academic success and social comparison, lamenting, “I can’t do my school work” while feeling “so lonely”. She possesses Lisa’s cynical intelligence and moral awareness, criticizing those “exploiting underage & mentally ill people for views”. Ultimately, her posts reflect the deep-seated sadness of a gifted girl who feels “useless” when she cannot live up to an impossible internal standard.

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Angel displays strong Introversion (I) through a focus on internal emotional states and feelings of isolation, tweeting, “This is so lonely”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their tendency to focus on future possibilities and abstract identity over the present, such as when they wonder, “And if I get skinny will I ever see it? It’s just an endless road that leads to nothing”. As a Feeling (F) type, their posts are highly emotionally charged and driven by subjective values, often expressing despair like, “I’m so upset all I want to do is cry”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows in their struggle with consistent structure and spontaneous shifts in plans, admitted in tweets like, “ok I give up no more fasting just Omad ya. Clearly I’m a failure ya”.

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18. Navigating the complexities of life and self-growth. I once accidentally tried to make a 'sweet treat' with peanut butter and cocoa powder—0/10, do not recommend.– @kcalunicorn

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This drink captures the 'experimental' and volatile energy of a creator who swings between self-loathing and intense determination, often tweeting “Wait I’m locked in”. The bitter absinthe reflects the harsh reality of their 'ed diary' and the heavy sentiment “I feel so empty I can’t stop thinking about attempting”, while the sparkling cider nods to their “apple accountability thread”. The crushed ice represents their frustration with external obstacles like when “ice is everywhere” preventing work, and the solitary cherry symbolizes the “lonely” nature of their struggle. Ultimately, it is a strong, bittersweet concoction for someone who views their life as a series of “episodes” while navigating the cycles of a deadly mental illness.

Your Hogwarts House
The user exhibits the Slytherin traits of resourcefulness and a strong focus on personal goals, often viewing their struggles through a lens of 'locking in' and achievement. They display a calculated approach to their habits, such as when they state, “Ok remaking this highlight cause I binged every single day but we’re locked in now fr”, or when they analytically shift their targets, noting, “I think I’m changing my ugw from 100 lbs to 115 lbs…”. Their self-preservation and ambition are reflected in their frustration with perceived failures and their intense desire to reach a specific status, as seen in the tweet, “I need to lock in before my march plans def before summer”. This constant focus on personal transformation and reaching a 'goal'—even at a high personal cost—aligns with the more intense, goal-oriented aspects of the Slytherin house.

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The song Prom Queen perfectly mirrors @kcalunicorn’s struggle with body image and the relentless pursuit of an unattainable physical ideal. Their tweets reflect a deep-seated belief that worth is tied to thinness, lamenting, “I’m so fat I need to kill myself I gained so much weight” and “I’m scared I’ll get skinny and I’ll still be bulky”. The lyrics' focus on the pain of comparison resonates with their observation of others: “Watching Everyone get skinny while I binge myself back to my sw”. Ultimately, the user captures the song's core message regarding the futility of these cycles by asking, “What’s the point in losing all of this weight I’m going to be sick for the rest of my life”. This alignment highlights the tragic, repetitive nature of their disordered eating and self-loathing.

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