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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: passionate, introspective, and hyper‑invested in the things they love. Like Lisa obsessing over jazz or causes, they go deep into their fandoms, rewatching documentaries and valuing substance, as in “Acho que eu vou aproveitar o tempo livre que eu vou ter amanhã e sexta a noite pra poder reassistir o documentário do CORTIS inteirinho, tenho fomo dele e dos visuais dos meninos nele” and “não é ditando como ser fã nem nada, mas me deixa muito gag alguém falar que é fã de um grupo e não assistir o documentário sabe”. They’re emotionally intense and self‑aware, talking openly about feeling down or wanting to disappear, like “Hoje tô sem pique e sem humor pra falar na dm, infelizmente quero muito morrer” and “Depressão de domingo tá me batendo mais cedo que de costume e eu tô querendo desativar e sumir”, which fits Lisa’s recurring melancholy and sensitivity. Their protective, almost idealistic love for their faves—“Te amo CORTIS, te amo Martin, te amo James, te amo Juhoon…”—and frustration with unfairness in fandoms, as in “Mds gente, mudem o disco.. essa de que o CORTIS só tem música igual… é de cair o uc da bunda”, also mirrors Lisa’s moral streak and readiness to call things out. Finally, their mix of social anxiety and wanting close bonds—“Queria ser melhor amiga de todos os meus moots” and “Tenho fomo nessas duas moots específicas, queria muito ser bestie delas”—feels very Lisa: craving connection while overthinking everything.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly seek interaction with moots, want to be besties with everyone, and openly discuss DM conversations and FOMO about friendships, e.g. “Queria ser melhor amiga de todos os meus moots” and “Tenho fomo nessas duas moots específicas, queria muito ser bestie delas”. Their focus on vibes, meanings, and big-picture fandom narratives over concrete details suggests Intuition, as seen in how they talk about CORTIS’s overall relevance and impact, like “CORTIS com 30 segundos de uma música... realmente muito relevantes mesmo”. They clearly favor Feeling: decisions and judgments are rooted in emotion, attachment, and values—strong reactions to groups and people, intense affection for idols, and distress about jealousy or being left out, for example “Odeio sentir ciúme, odeio ser ciumenta, mano, eu vou arrancar meu cérebro fora pra ele parar de sentir coisas” and “Como pode o sorriso do Keonho ser a coisa mais brilhante que existe????? … cura toda a minha depressão”. They appear more Perceiving than Judging: they procrastinate, feel disorganized, and talk about wanting to update things but not doing it, like “Preciso atualizar minha lista de favs e o meu carrd mas que preguiça absurda”, and they often describe themselves as wanting to disappear or change plans impulsively, e.g. “Pensando em sumir daqui por uns dias e só voltar quando Mention Me for lançar”. Even when they plan (like waking up at 6 for performances), it serves spontaneous excitement and emotional engagement rather than rigid structure, aligning with the flexible, enthusiastic, people-oriented pattern typical of ENFP.

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CORTIS & BTS enthusiast, up at 6am for comebacks and sports finals. Once cried to Born Singer and nearly sued my sister over a dropped album.– @KE0NH0LUV

Your signature cocktail
This drink is bright, loud, and impossible to ignore—just like someone who tweets “they gonʼ mention me every time they talk about who is that they gonʼ mention me” on loop. Passionfruit vodka channels their intense stan energy and devotion to CORTIS and BTS, from “Te amo CORTIS, te amo Martin…” to crying over “Born Singer.... obrigada BTS”. Korean yuzu juice nods to their k-pop heart and the early-morning streams like “tenho que levantar às 6 pra ver o CORTIS kk” and “levantar 6 da manhã pra ver Joyride amanhã ner”. Pink guava soda keeps it sweet, soft and a bit clingy, echoing the jealous but affectionate side in “Tenho ciúme muito fácil, vou mmt” and “É horrível ter ciúme de moot…”. A dash of espresso represents the overworked, slightly exhausted worker who says “Guys, se eu sumir é pq tô indo trabalhar, tem que ir né, contrato” and still stays up for comebacks. Finally, the edible glitter rim is for the dramatic, sparkly timeline presence who vows to disappear—“Minha meta é postar cada vez menos aqui, pra esquecerem de mim e eu desativar de uma vez”—yet keeps shining in everyone’s notifications.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently center loyalty and emotional attachment to their faves and friends, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For instance, they talk about wanting to protect and pray for CORTIS during a busy month, emphasizing steady support over drama: “Fevereiro é um mês importante pro CORTIS… estarei jogando sal grosso neles… fazendo círculo de oração… pra evitar hate em cima deles”. Their desire to be close to their moots and worry about whether they’re leaving people on read shows a big focus on relationships and not wanting anyone to feel neglected: “Queria ser melhor amiga de todos os meus moots” and “Ta chegando tanta not recentemente que eu acho que deixei um monte de gente no vácuo 💔”. They also show fairness and a dislike of hypocritical or attention-seeking behavior, calling out fandom discourse without being cruel to ordinary fans: “A gente não vai comer vcs pq vcs tão falando mal dos nossos favs, parem de tentar chamar atenção, inferno”. Finally, their repeated commitment to getting up early to work and watch performances, even when tired, reflects a down-to-earth, hardworking streak rather than a glory-seeking one: “Indo arrumar minhas coisas pra dormir né, pq amanhã eu trabalho mais cedo e tenho que levantar às 6 pra ver o CORTIS kk” and “Guys, se eu sumir é pq tô indo trabalhar, tem que ir né, contrato”.

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They’re an intensely emotional, devoted stan who pours the best of themselves into the groups they love, especially CORTIS and BTS, which echoes the theme of Best of Me about giving your whole heart to someone. They constantly talk about how healing idols are for them, like when they say “Como pode o sorriso do Keonho ser a coisa mais brilhante que existe????? Uma fada nasce sempre que ele sorri.. cura toda a minha depressão, a minha tristeza, cura TUDO”. Their timeline shows a mix of vulnerability and devotion – tweeting things like “Hoje eu chorei.. eu chorei ouvindo Born Singer.... obrigada BTS” – which matches the song’s emotional reliance on the people you love. They’re also very ride-or-die about their faves, defending CORTIS passionately in tweets such as “CORTIS com 30 segundos de uma música que nem foi lançada ainda já tem esse povo todo acampado pra comentar, realmente muito relevantes mesmo CORTIS tu hitou mesmo viu”. Finally, their soft, sentimental side appears when they gush “Te amo CORTIS, te amo Martin, te amo James, te amo Juhoon, te amo Seonghyeon, te amo Kono, te amo CORTIS, te amo profundamente”, perfectly aligning with the heartfelt affection and emotional intensity of Best of Me.

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