Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly reflects on guilt, loss, and inner conflict, like revisiting a past relationship and feeling deeply responsible in “Pensar q eu joguei tudo p alto…”.
- Introspective: Frequently analyzes his own mind and existence, as in “Meu corpo apodrecendo Minha alma morrendo Tentando só me reencontrar comigo mesmo…”.
- Artistic: Values music, drawing, and design, mentioning needing ‘tinta e rabiscos’ in “Preciso só da tinta e d rabiscos q eu atribui valores” and investing in designs in “Gastando dinheiro em designs p n gastar em drogas”.
- Self-observant: Notices patterns in his own habits and how they affect him, like recognizing how drugs changed his art in “As drogas mataram minha arte…”.
- Ambitious: Shows future goals and drive, such as planning vestibular choices in “Já tô vendo q vou ter q escolher entre bauru ou Curitiba pra fzr vestibular pqp” and wanting to refocus on music in “Eu d fato preciso voltar a focar em música…”.
Weaknesses:
- Substance-dependence: Repeatedly centers life around drugs and nicotine, like “Ano d copa Ano d Enem Ultimo ano no auge p usa droga” and “Desde q eu fumei maconha eu contínuo…”.
- Self-destructive: Mentions being close to death and not sure if he should be here in “era pra eu ter morrido a 23h atrás”, and posts like “Meu corpo apodrecendo Minha alma morrendo…”.
- Guilt-ridden: Carries heavy self-blame over past choices, calling himself ‘a pessoa mais culpada do mundo’ and ‘um mrd’ in “Pensar q eu joguei tudo p alto…”.
- Socially-overwhelmed: Feels irritated by others needing his presence and struggles to keep up a ‘mascara’ socially, as in “Odeio sentir que as pessoas querem minha presença…”.
- Inconsistent-habits: Shows difficulty maintaining changes, like quitting and then returning to smoking in “Eu parei d fumar mas eu voltei dnv” and continuing cigarettes despite hating them in “Odeio skinny Odeio cigarro Mas ambos continuo usando”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user feels like a darker, more self-destructive version of Lisa Simpson: introspective, artistic, and caught in their own head. They talk about art and creativity as a core part of their identity, lamenting how substances affected it, as in “As drogas mataram minha arte, cada ano q passei usando essa merda mais minha arte ficou agressiva e deteriorada vsfd” and “Preciso só da tinta e d rabiscos q eu atribui valores”, which mirrors Lisa’s constant struggle to express herself. Their desire to retreat into their own mind and spirituality, like “Meu corpo apodrecendo Minha alma morrendo Tentando só me reencontrar comigo mesmo Espiritualidade e pensamentos devaneios” and bio “Transmutando pensamentos”, fits Lisa’s introspective, overthinking nature. Tweets about wanting to escape and feeling out of place, such as “Queria estar em outro plano” and “Sla as pessoas são tão legais e interessantes cada momento, mas eu só queria um tempo cmg mesmo”, echo Lisa’s frequent alienation from those around her. Even their critical view of others’ behavior, like “eu odeio gente q sabe encenar ou atuar enfim ... manipulando pra agir a favor dela”, reflects Lisa’s sharp, often disillusioned moral lens on people and society.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they repeatedly express wanting to withdraw from people and be alone with their thoughts, e.g. “Sla as pessoas são tão legais e interessantes cada moment, mas eu só queria um tempo cmg mesmo, talvez sumir, fzr oq gosto dnv” and complain about the pressure of others needing their presence in “Odeio sentir que as pessoas querem minha presença ou precisam dela… vc precisa tá fznd graça ou sustentando uma máscara a todo momento”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive (N): they talk about “transmutando pensamentos” in their bio, and use metaphorical, abstract language like “Meu corpo apodrecendo Minha alma morrendo… Espiritualidade e pensamentos devaneios” and “Desde q eu fumei maconha eu contínuo, atravessando energias, transmutando pensamentos e vendo além”, showing concern with inner states, symbolism, and altered perception rather than concrete facts. They appear more Feeling (F) than Thinking: their tweets revolve around guilt, emotional regret, and how people make them feel, as in “Pensar q eu joguei tudo p alto quando tinha alguém q realmente se parecia cmg… me faz me sentir a pessoa mais culpada do mundo” and “As drogas mataram minha arte… N consigo ao menos expressar oq eu sinto”, prioritizing internal emotion and values over detached logic. Finally, they look strongly Perceiving (P): there’s a pattern of drifting, impulsive behavior and lack of structured planning—drug use, irregular sleep, and spontaneity, like “1h d sono Ir na academia na chuva Viver a base d nicotina, drogas e creatina” and “Eu parei d fumar mas eu voltei dnv”, as well as treating major life decisions (Bauru vs Curitiba, music, ENEM) in a tentative, undecided way in “Já tô vendo q vou ter q escolher entre bauru ou Curitiba pra fzr vestibular pqp” and “Eu d fato preciso voltar a focar em música… Talvez sai coisas interessantes d tudo isso”. Putting this together, the best-fit type is INFP: an introspective, value-driven, imaginative person, struggling with inner conflict and using art, altered states, and introspection to process a heavy emotional world.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said the drugs were killing your art and turning everything into ‘aggressive, deteriorated scribbles’… let me be the sober collab that turns those rabiscos into an album cover and a date night.
- You traded life for your mind and live on ‘nicotine, drugs and creatine’—how about we swap one of those for caffeine and see if two overthinking brains can transmutar pensamentos together?
- You keep saying you’re dissolving, apodrecendo, alma morrendo… but the guy que gasta dinheiro em design pra não gastar em droga, que sonha com Jamaica, Cabo Verde e Vêneto, ainda tá muito vivo pra eu não tentar te conhecer melhor.
- You said the year is Copa, ENEM and ‘último ano no auge pra usar droga’—plot twist: what if your real peak is passing the vestibular and bragging that, in the middle of all that chaos, you still arrumou tempo pra sair comigo?
- You hate skinny, hate cigarro, still use both, voltou a fumar mil vezes… I’m not here to judge your vícios, só quero concorrer pra ser o único hábito que você não vai querer largar.
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Student of sound & sketchbooks. Turning nicotine, insomnia & overthinking into music and design. Once spent rent money on cover art instead of drugs.– @keefakathc
Your signature cocktail
Transmuted Ghost Fizz
The Smoky mezcal shot mirrors their constant haze of smoke and ghosted thoughts, echoing “Desde q eu fumei maconha eu contínuo, atravessando energias, transmutando pensamentos e vendo além” and “Eu fumo mas ainda lembro, tudo isso eu quero esquecer”. Cold brew coffee concentrate represents the sleepless grind and nicotine-fueled nights of “1h d sono ... Viver a base d nicotina, drogas e creatina”. Red vermouth with a dash of bitters captures the romantic regret and guilt in “Pensar q eu joguei tudo p alto ... me faz me sentir a pessoa mais culpada do mundo” and the deteriorating inner world of “Meu corpo apodrecendo Minha alma morrendo”. The Sparkling citrus soda is the sudden flash of joy and chaotic humor behind lines like “Eu e meu pinto samos como Bebeto e Romário” and “q mina zika sfd”, giving the drink an experimental, psychadelic lift instead of pure darkness. Finally, the black sugar rim with chili flakes symbolizes the aggressive, burned-at-the-edges art in “As drogas mataram minha arte, cada ano q passei usando essa merda mais minha arte ficou agressiva e deteriorada” and the infernal mood of “O inferno tá aqui”, leaving a sweet-but-burning aftertaste that fits a strong, bitter-sweet, avant-garde cocktail.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user shows a strong introspective and philosophical streak that aligns most with Ravenclaw. They frame their whole identity around thought and perception — from the bio “Transmutando pensamentos” to tweets like “Desde q eu fumei maconha eu contínuo, atravessando energias, transmutando pensamentos e vendo além”, which suggests a fascination with exploring altered states of mind and ‘seeing beyond’. They often analyze their own mental state and inner conflicts in almost essay-like tweets, such as “Meu corpo apodrecendo Minha alma morrendo Tentando só me reencontrar comigo mesmo Espiritualidade e pensamentos devaneios”, showing a tendency toward existential reflection rather than simple venting. There is also a strong creative/intellectual side in how they talk about art and music: “As drogas mataram minha arte… N consigo ao menos expressar oq eu sinto já q tudo só são rabiscos e coisas sem sentido” and “Eu d fato preciso voltar a focar em música Nesse tempo parado busquei melodias novas, psicodelia d fato Talvez sai coisas interessantes d tudo isso”. While there are hints of self-destructive impulsiveness (which could suggest Gryffindor or Slytherin) in lines like “Ano d copa Ano d Enem Ultimo ano no auge p usa droga”, the dominant throughline is a preoccupation with thought, perception, and creative expression, which are quintessentially Ravenclaw traits.
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Numb - Linkin Park
A well‑known song that fits them is Numb by Linkin Park, because it captures emotional overload, guilt, and self-destructive coping. They talk about wanting to escape their own mind and reality, like in “Quero sair na mão c meus pensamentos” and “Queria estar em outro plano”, which mirrors the song’s feelings of wanting to disconnect. The tension between self-harmful habits and self-awareness in “Eu parei d fumar mas eu voltei dnv” and “Já sou fumante, c insuficiência respiratória ainda, tô morto memo” lines up with the track’s mix of resignation and frustration. Their sense that drugs damaged their creativity in “As drogas mataram minha arte… N consigo ao menos expressar oq eu sinto” echoes the song’s theme of not living up to who they want to be. Even their bio, “Transmutando pensamentos,” plus tweets like “Meu corpo apodrecendo Minha alma morrendo Tentando só me reencontrar comigo mesmo”, fits the internal struggle and search for self at the heart of Numb.
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