Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Social Responsibility: Demonstrates care for younger users by blocking a 13-year-old and apologizing for not censoring content.
- Therapeutic Openness: Shows a positive connection with professional help, stating they love their psychiatrist and miss them.
- Discipline: Maintains high physical activity levels, tracking 17k steps and working out to maintain high maintenance calories.
- Friendliness: Frequently greets their audience with “hello everynyan” and expresses affection for their followers.
- Interpersonal Gratitude: Values quality time with loved ones, noting a “really nice day” with friends and a desire to hang out more with their dad.
Weaknesses:
- Severe Self-Harm: Regularly posts about the urge to “ruin my thighs again” and planning “massive styros”.
- Restrictive Eating: Obsessively tracks calories and aims for an underweight goal of 90 lbs despite feeling like they will faint.
- Suicidal Ideation: Frequently expresses a desire to die or overdose on medication.
- Social Withdrawal: Admits that they “HATE when people enjoy my company” and prefers “rotting indoors”.
- Academic Neglect: States that their eating disorder has “ruined ym school life” and they can no longer keep up with work.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Much like the darker, more melancholic interpretations of Lisa Simpson, Sasha exhibits a deep sense of existential dread and a drive for perfection that often spirals into self-destructive behavior. Sasha’s intense focus on goals, such as stating “holy fuck im so locked in this week”, mirrors Lisa's obsessive academic nature, but redirected toward physical control. Their shared struggle with isolation is evident when Sasha writes “im so pissed i wish i could rot in my bed forever and just become a pile of maggots”, reflecting a bleak outlook on social existence. Despite the darkness, Sasha maintains a high-functioning facade through polite greetings like “hello everynyan ! ❤️ 🍮”, reminiscent of Lisa’s attempts to remain the 'smart, happy one' while suffering internally. Ultimately, both characters feel misunderstood by those around them, with Sasha lamenting, “I No longer have anything to live for anymore, Officially”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Sasha exhibits strong Introversion (I) through his preference for 'rotting indoors' and his visceral reaction to social interaction, stating, “i HATE when people enjoy my company.” His Intuition (N) is seen in his preoccupation with future ideals and symbolic self-destruction, such as his “speedrun getting emaciated” for a future convention rather than focusing on present physical health. Sasha's Feeling (F) trait is dominant, as his world is governed by intense, turbulent emotions and a deep personal attachment to his psychiatrist, noted when he says, “i want to hug my psychiatrist again i love him.” Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is evident in his disorganized, impulsive behavior and his struggle with structure, admitting his “eating diaorder has literally ruined ym school life LMFAO i cant keep up with schoolwork anymore.”
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a high-calorie metabolism day? Because I've been waiting all week just to spend some time with you.
- I promise I’ll never be a 'bother' in your DMs, but I’d definitely walk 20k steps just to bring you some McVitie's biscuits.
- Is your name Sasha? Because you’ve got me 'locked in' more than a week of perfect meal tracking.
- Forget the ukagaka—you're the only master of my desktop, and I'd never want to rot in bed unless it was with you.
- I’m not a psychiatrist, but I’d love to be the person you’re excited to see every week (and I give much better hugs).
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Your new Twitter bio
Avid cosplay enthusiast and 19-year-old ukagaka developer. I once hugged my psychiatrist out of pure gratitude! Focused on recovery and shared digital hobbies.– @kemonom1m1mI0
Your signature cocktail
The 17k Step Stinger
This drink captures a volatile mix of deep bitterness and occasional, jarring sweetness. The strong absinthe base represents the overwhelming “brain fog” and the user's wish to “rot in my bed forever”, while the bitter lemon reflects their self-admitted mood swings. Despite the darkness, a single cherry garnish mirrors the moments where they claim “sasha loves you” or enjoy a “delicious” boba tea. The high-volume crushed ice is a nod to the exhaustion of getting “17k steps today” while feeling like they might faint.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Sasha demonstrates a intense, goal-oriented ambition and a focus on self-preservation through control, specifically regarding his 'speedrun' to become 'emaciated' for a convention. This resourcefulness in tracking his progress is evident when he mentions “obsessively tracking calories” and “logging calories and foods for upcoming days” to ensure he meets his self-imposed targets. He exhibits a typical Slytherin disdain for others' opinions when they conflict with his personal goals, stating, “i may be losing followers but im also losing weight so fuck all of you”. His pride is deeply tied to his achievements and 'wins,' as shown when he celebrates a “new lw reached” or claims he is “winning in life” based on his rigid self-discipline. Ultimately, his cunning and single-minded focus on his 'ugw' (ultimate goal weight) align him most closely with the house of ambition.
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Your song
Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
The song Prom Queen perfectly mirrors Sasha's deep struggle with body dysmorphia and the relentless pursuit of an impossible physical standard. Sasha's bio mentions an “ugw 90 lbs” and his tweets often center on weight loss, such as when he celebrates a “new lw reached” despite admitting “i still want to die”. The lyrics about self-sabotage and hating one's reflection resonate with his post about how he “Hate how faded my scars have become” and his compulsion to “speedrun getting emaciated” for a convention. Ultimately, both the song and Sasha’s feed capture a painful cycle of self-harm and the obsessive tracking of one's own perceived flaws.
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