Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Open about feelings, like crying when people notice she's off in “Lowkey when people notice shit about me…”.
- Affectionate: Expresses strong love and care, e.g. profile bio and posts like “I FUCKING LOVE WOMEN RAGHHHH”.
- Self-reflective: Analyzes her own patterns, like relationships leaving her ‘dead inside’ in “this shit is terrifying because literally every time I end up dead inside 6 months later”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and exaggerated language about herself and games, e.g. “A girlkisser with no girls to kiss is just a girl… I force femmed you”.
- Passionate-nerdy: Deep, enthusiastic engagement with games/anime, like long gacha and ZZZ/Destiny threads such as “Chat I need to talk about my religion This is it. Shes the religion. Her name is Dialyn…”.
Weaknesses:
- Attention-starved: Frames basic care as rare and overwhelming in “holy shit you actually give a fuck about me… people need to do it more please”.
- Self-deprecating: Harsh on her body and attractiveness, like calling herself “a really shit slab of wood” in “Then I look down and realize Im built like a really shit slab of wood.”.
- Procrastination-prone: Describes losing whole days to scrolling instead of projects in “I woke up today thinking Id be productive… watched youtube, ate ramen, and scrolled twitter”.
- Romantically-fixated: Constant longing for girlfriends and kissing, e.g. “I JUST WANT TO KISS GIRLS AND ROLL IN THE GRASS BUT I HAVE TO DO TAXES AND STUDY”.
- Boundary-blurring: Jokes about sex in transactional ways, like offering sexual acts for gacha funding in “I will suck and/or eat out anyone who wants to fund Augusta and Iuno for me”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: an overthinking, emotionally intense, idealistic nerd who is both self-aware and chronically lonely. Like Lisa, they’re smart and hyper-verbal, prone to spiraling about projects and productivity, as seen when they say they spent hours making an English version of a song instead of working on their actual project: “I watched youtube and scrolled twitter for like 10 hours only to then spend like 5 making an english version of Iris Out because I thought other translations didn’t sound good”. They show Lisa-like emotional sensitivity and a desperate desire to be truly seen, saying “when people notice shit about me… I start crying… ‘holy shit you actually give a fuck about me’”. Their intense, slightly dramatic lesbian yearning and political awareness around gender and trans issues echoes Lisa’s passionate ideals and identity struggles, e.g. “A girlkisser with no girls to kiss is just a girl… You are now women. I force femmed you.” and “The hottest thing a man can actually do is be a woman :3”. Finally, their mix of self-deprecating humor and earnestness—like “Is there demand for flat chested, no ass, no thighs, light tummy, rectangular shaped tgirls who don’t go outside and scream and cry at people on xbox live?”—mirrors Lisa’s blend of insecurity and conviction, making her the best Simpsons match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read strongly as an introvert (I) who still craves connection. They repeatedly talk about struggling with social interaction and feeling isolated, like asking “How do you talk to people on this app I literally didn’t know that was possible…” and describing themselves as a coward with bad social cues in “Im a whole ass coward, terrible at social queues…”, which suggests an inward, self-reflective focus more than an energised social butterfly. Their intuition (N) shows in how they spin abstract, playful ideas out of small things (e.g. turning a joke into a whole conceptual bit like “A girlkisser with no girls to kiss is just a girl… I force femmed you. It’s over.”) and theorizing about story endings in games like “I saw the future. ZZZ will end with us going to the moon…”, focusing on possibilities and narratives rather than concrete facts. They’re clearly feeling (F)-driven and emotionally expressive: they talk openly about crying when people notice they’re off (“I start crying. It’s like ‘holy shit you actually give a fuck about me…’”) and frame things around affection, hurt, and validation, as in “A trans woman cannot resist praise. Its in our DNA”. Their behavior and self-descriptions suggest perceiving (P) over judging: they constantly mention procrastination and lack of structure (“I woke up today thinking Id be productive… Ive watched youtube, ate ramen, and scrolled twitter”) and impulsive, chaotic plans like considering OnlyFans or gacha spending rather than disciplined long-term organization (“I will suck and/or eat out anyone who wants to fund Augusta and Iuno for me”, “my bank account will be cry after what Im about to put it through”). Taken together—introspective and socially anxious, highly emotional and idealistic about love, imaginative and fandom-brainrotted, but disorganized and procrastination-prone—the profile best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep begging the gacha gods for Augusta and Iuno, but have you considered pulling for a guaranteed 5-star girlfriend instead? Rate-up on me is 100% if you tap ‘me and who’ one more time.
- You said taking off your titties after a long day feels amazing—counter-offer: you take off the bra, I take off the emotional load, and then we both log into ZZZ while you infodump about Dialyn on my chest.
- You’re out here screaming about wanting to kiss girls and roll in the grass but being stuck doing taxes and studying; if you let me take you on a picnic date, I’ll personally remind you to procrastinate your responsibilities in favor of lesbianism.
- For someone who ‘doesn’t know how to talk to people on this app,’ you’re dangerously good at making me feel seen—like when you cried about people noticing you’re off. So here I am noticing: you’re tired, you’re lonely, and you very clearly need a hot lesbian to hold your hand through voice training practice.
- You keep asking ‘me and who’ under every sapphic tweet, but I’ve seen your timeline enough to file my taxes as your dependent. At this point, the IRS legally requires you to take me on a gay little coffee date.
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Your new Twitter bio
Lesbian nerd with a gacha addiction and chronic girlkisser brain. Once spent 5 hours translating a game instead of doing my actual work.– @KenjiKat_
Your signature cocktail
Mystery Mix
A unique blend.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining traits are loyalty, softness under the loud exterior, and a craving for people who genuinely care – all very Hufflepuff. They admit being loyal to a fault when relating to Stark: “Im a whole ass coward, terrible at social queues, and loyal to a fault. Plus Im attracted to women who can’t communicate with me and treat me poorly…”, which fits Hufflepuff’s hyper‑loyal streak even when it hurts them. Emotional sensitivity and appreciation for kindness are central: “when people notice shit about me and it’s like right… I start crying. It’s like ‘holy shit you actually give a fuck about me…’” shows how much they value empathy and being seen. They also show a patient, almost self‑deprecating endurance in life and relationships, like joking about always ending up “dead inside 6 months later” in dating cycles while still wanting connection: “this shit is terrifying because literally every time I end up dead inside 6 months later”. While they’re witty and impulsive at times, their core is a yearning for mutual care, stable affection, and being a supportive, praise‑hungry trans girl who just wants to kiss girls and touch grass: “I JUST WANT TO KISS GIRLS AND ROLL IN THE GRASS BUT I HAVE TO DO TAXES AND STUDY” – all of which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Girls - Girl in Red
A well‑known song that fits them best is Girls by Girl in Red, since their whole identity on X is centered around intense, chaotic lesbian yearning and attraction to women. Their bio literally says they "fucking love women and love fucking women" and they frequently tweet things like “I FUCKING LOVE WOMEN RAGHHHH” and “A girlkisser with no girls to kiss is just a girl”, which mirrors the song’s blunt, obsessive desire for girls. They also constantly fantasize about a girlfriend and doing cute things together, as in “Yall do you think if I lay on the ground and think super hard about having a cute girlfriend who I get to do cute things with like go outside and touch grass then itll happen?”, matching the song’s mixture of longing and daydreaming. On top of that, they openly talk about being a trans lesbian, sexual frustration, and wanting to kiss girls instead of dealing with real-life responsibilities, like in “I JUST WANT TO KISS GIRLS AND ROLL IN THE GRASS BUT I HAVE TO DO TAXES AND STUDY”, all of which align with the queer, emotionally messy vibes of Girls. Overall, the song’s raw, straightforward lesbian pining feels like it could have been written from their timeline directly.
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