Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Expresses strong love and care for partner and friends, e.g. “ai eu amo minha mulher chega” and “clarita voltou p mim e parece que toda luz voltou p minha vida”.
- Creative: Writes AUs/fics and builds OCs like the Osayama triplets and twins, e.g. “tive uma revelação hoje e fiz as trigêmeas dos osayama” and “fiz os gêmeos tbm 😁”.
- Humorous: Uses self‑irony and jokes even about stress, e.g. “desabafo eu fico irritada quando vejo gente reclamar de au/fic triste... /esse tt não é pra ser levado a sério” and “sim mãe o tcc está indo bem”.
- Passionate: Shows intense investment in fandoms and ships, e.g. “eu com os tsukikage. melhor dinâmica daquele anime eu mato e morro pelo meu hc” and “MY KURODAI KAISEN!!!!!!”.
- Self‑aware: Acknowledges own mental patterns openly, e.g. “nossa eu sou muito doentinha da cabeça” and “eu com dificuldade até pra ter ficante porque não consigo levar as coisas numa boa e fico maluca da cabeça”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive: Makes explicit suicidal or self‑harm statements, e.g. “talvez eu devesse me matar” and “alguém enfia uma agulha no meu cérebro logo”.
- Anxious: Frequently mentions paranoia and physical anxiety symptoms, e.g. “deus por favor me deixe ser normal… chorando 1 da manhã pq de paranóia” and “ansiedade tão grande que tô sentindo meus batimentos na minha coxa”.
- Emotionally‑intense: Struggles with regulating feelings in relationships, e.g. “eu com dificuldade até pra ter ficante porque não consigo levar as coisas numa boa e fico maluca da cabeça” and “pqp eu quero namoraAAAAAARRRRRRRRR”.
- Pessimistic: Often frames self and efforts negatively, e.g. “eu devo ser uma palhaça msm”, “eu sou muito doentinha da cabeça”, and “é tão deprimente perder o foco na academia mds vc se sente impotente e inútil”.
- Conflict‑prone: Uses aggressive language toward groups/fandoms, e.g. “meu deus o fandom de jjk é insuportável” and “eu quero todos os sanegen shippers em um paredão de fuzilamento”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intense, overthinking, creative, and politically/emotionally opinionated while still being very self-aware. This user swings between highly rational frustration and emotional spiral, like Lisa going from activism to crying in her room, e.g. “deus por favor me deixe ser normal não acredito que você tá me fazendo chorar 1 da manhã pq de paranóia” and “dor de cabeça ansiedade fome meu deus i think i'm gonna die in this house”. They’re passionate about media and characters in a very analytical, moral way, like Lisa with books and politics, shown in takes such as “nada nunca vai me fazer ter empatia por proprietários de casa e apartamento, principalmente apartamento” and “se não fosse a tsumiki, o megumi não seria tão melhor que o naoya, sinceramente”. There’s also a strong creative/nerdy side, constantly writing and building AUs, e.g. “desabafo eu fico irritada quando vejo gente reclamar de au/fic triste pq é só o que eu sei fazer” and “tive uma revelação hoje e fiz as trigêmeas dos osayama 🤩”. Finally, their mix of feminist humor and body/identity commentary parallels Lisa’s early, sometimes awkward but sincere feminism, like “i sometimes worry... that i wouldn't be such a feminist if i had bigger tits” and “belíssimo dia pra gostar de mulher”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly seek interaction, validation, and connection, e.g. openly asking for engagement like “quem quer me fazer feliz essa noite lendo e comentando todas as aus que tão aqui? 😍😍” and tweeting frequently about friends and mutuals such as “sinceramente única pessoa que vai me apoiar em qualquer coisa é o alex, eu contando meus delírios e ele 100% DON'T WORRY GURL I GOT YO BACK!!!!!!”. They are clearly Intuitive: their timeline is dominated by interpretations, headcanons, and emotional themes rather than concrete facts, like “eu mato e morro pelo meu hc que o tsukishima tem um crush no kageyama desde o fundamental NINGUÉM NUNCA VAI ME CONVENCER DO CONTRÁRIO” and meta commentary about angst AUs in “desabafo eu fico irritada quando vejo gente reclamar de au/fic triste pq é só o que eu sei fazer 😭😭😭”. They are strongly Feeling: decisions and reactions are rooted in emotions, relationships, and values—see the romantic/affectionate focus in “realmente não tem nada que uma mulher apaixonada não faça por outra. to querendo ficar mais musculosa só pq ela gosta” and the intense emotional responses like “deus por favor me deixe ser normal não acredito que você tá me fazendo chorar 1 da manhã pq de paranóia”. Finally, they skew Perceiving: their life and thoughts appear spontaneous, chaotic, and unstructured—frequent mood swings, impulsive AU ideas, and joking about being "delulu" such as “quando que eu vou deixar de ser delulu” and last‑minute career fantasies like “e se eu largar tudo e fazer um curso de turismo p trabalhar em agência e ter mais chances de poder viajar e ver minha mulher”. The mix of outward expressiveness, imaginative fandom engagement, intense feelings, and go-with-the-flow lifestyle aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep begging Twitter to read your tragic divorce/depression/death AUs, but have you considered writing one where the disaster is me trying to act normal around the ‘sabioba cult leader’ I’m in love with?
- You said you’d be the Midorima in your relationship with Lia and didn’t like that… If you ever wanna try a different dynamic, I promise I can be the clingy sunshine partner who reminds you to drink water instead of calculating your lucky item.
- You hate how clean-line artists ‘make it look easy’, but if you ever draw me, you can leave the lines messy—as long as you outline very clearly that I’m your canon love interest.
- You’re out here suffering because every cute kuroken fanart turns your TL into ship hell; I, on the other hand, would like to publicly announce that any cute art of us together is 100% romantic on purpose.
- You said there’s nothing a woman in love won’t do for another—and you’re literally getting more muscular because she likes it. If I tell you I adore girls who obsess over Genya, Maki, and tsukikage, is that enough to speedrun my way into being your next AU protagonist and maybe your next girlfriend?
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23 • fic/au gremlin turned semi-functional adult. Once dislocated a thumb drawing anime men. Probably thinking about sapphics or my next angst plot.– @kenmatinho
Your signature cocktail
Sabioba Delulu Highball
This drink is bright, chaotic and a little too online, just like deb begging for fic engagement in “quem quer me fazer feliz essa noite lendo e comentando todas as aus que tão aqui? 😍😍”. Passion fruit vodka captures her loud sapphic thirst and yearning, from “belíssimo dia pra gostar de mulher” to screaming “where is my wife 😭😭😭😭😭”. Hibiscus syrup is sweet but dramatic, like wanting to get more muscular just because her girl likes it in “to querendo ficar mais musculosa só pq ela gosta” and declaring “ai eu amo minha mulher chega”. The sparkling water is her fandom hyperfixation fizz, from KURODAI and Sabioba capslock in “MY KURODAI KAISEN!!!!!!” and “SABIOBAAAAAAAAOXJKWNCLWBCOQLCNLWOXLQCLWSL”. A dash of bitters nods to her depressive, anxious lines like “talvez eu devesse me matar” and “dor de cabeça ansiedade fome meu deus i think i'm gonna die in this house”, grounding the sweetness. Finally, the lime peel twist is her sharp, bitchy humor and fandom opinions, from “meu deus o fandom de jjk é insuportável” to wanting all sanegen shippers in a firing squad in “eu quero todos os sanegen shippers em um paredão de fuzilamento”, leaving a tart, memorable finish.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user is loud, emotionally intense, and confrontational in a very Gryffindor way. They openly fantasize about extreme reactions and drama, like when they say they "want all sanegen shippers in a firing squad" in this tweet: “eu quero todos os sanegen shippers em um paredão de fuzilamento”, which shows impulsive, fiery moral stances more than cold calculation. Their willingness to be publicly vulnerable about suicidal ideation and mental health, as in “talvez eu devesse me matar” and “deus por favor me deixe ser normal não acredito que você tá me fazendo chorar 1 da manhã pq de paranóia”, reflects the classic Gryffindor heart-on-sleeve courage in showing messy feelings instead of hiding them. They also lean into a hero/warrior complex in fandom, for example obsessing over characters' badass traits like “acho que não é falado o suficiente sobre o genya ser um atirador experiente..” and cheering on revenge fantasies like “mano eu sonhei com a maki massacrando o clã zenin”. Even their self-description in relationships has a dramatic, ride-or-die vibe, such as needing intense support from friends (“única pessoa que vai me apoiar em qualquer coisa é o alex… DON'T WORRY GURL I GOT YO BACK!!!!!!”) and wanting to reshape themselves for love (“to querendo ficar mais musculosa só pq ela gosta”), which fits Gryffindor’s big romantic gestures more than Hufflepuff steadiness or Slytherin self-preservation. While they are creative and loyal, the dominant traits are impulsiveness, emotional bravery, and dramatic convictions, which point most strongly to Gryffindor.
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Heather - Conan Gray
Conan Gray fits them perfectly, and they explicitly connect with his work, saying “conan gray está na hora de fazer um novo álbum pra definir o que eu estou sentindo”, which shows how much they use his music as an emotional mirror. Heather in particular matches their mix of self‑deprecating humor, longing, and overthinking in relationships, like when they confess “eu com dificuldade até pra ter ficante porque não consigo levar as coisas numa boa e fico maluca da cabeça”. The song’s themes of insecurity and yearning echo tweets such as “pqp eu quero namoraAAAAAARRRRRRRRR” and “quando vai ser eu meu deus 😭”. Their dramatic, romantically frustrated tone in posts like “deus por favor me deixe ser normal não acredito que você tá me fazendo chorar 1 da manhã pq de paranóia” also matches the anxious vulnerability in Heather. Overall, their timeline reads like someone who lives intense crushes, jealousy, and self‑doubt with a bit of humor, which is exactly the emotional space Heather occupies.
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