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They match Lisa Simpson best: expressive, introspective, and a little melodramatic but ultimately kind-hearted and thoughtful. Like Lisa fixating on niche interests, they deep-dive into specific fandoms and media, from Tokyo Ghoul (“reading tokyo ghoul will make you want to beat kanekis biological family with hammers”) to utaite and After the Rain (“you've all met me at a very after the rain time of my life”). Their creativity and pride in improvement mirror Lisa’s artistic/academic streak, as shown by their art progress and WIPs (“jan 2024 > jan 2026 the improvement 😭😭”, “#tokyoghoul wip that probably won't ever be finished 😭”). The dramatic dark humor and self-aware mental health jokes (“hello everyone 240 here I'm so ill and I'm going to die 😭😭😭😭bmy last words are stream mafumafu and also read tokyo ghoul”) feel like a more online, terminally-fandom version of Lisa’s angst. And like Lisa with her sax and causes, they’re emotionally attached to specific artists and characters, talking about protecting Kanade (“little kanade i would fight tooth and nail to protect you”) and gushing over Mafumafu (“mafumafu i dont meant to alarm you but just don't turn around ok?”).

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They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: their world revolves around niche interests (Mafumafu, After the Rain, Tokyo Ghoul, Enstars, cats) and close mutuals rather than large social scenes, and they talk about being privoomfs and selective with access, e.g. “if you want to be privoomfs i will most likely accept if we're already oomfs here!!!!”. Their humor and interests are strongly intuitive (N): they like surreal, abstract comparisons and metaphors such as “being queerbaited by tokyo ghoul is like losing chess to a dog but the dog is a world chess master and for some reason I'm playing solitaire” and elaborate dramatic exaggerations about media and characters. They are clearly feeling (F)‑oriented: they center emotional reactions and empathy for fictional characters, with tweets like “kanade oh my god. little kanade i would fight tooth and nail to protect you. make your wish you deserve it 🥺🥹” and “reading tokyo ghoul will make you want to beat kanekis biological family with hammers” showing strong value‑based responses. Their lifestyle and expression feel perceiving (P): they joke about being disorganized and impulsive (e.g. “i keep forgetting to close the games I'm playing before turning off my laptop” and “today i went bowling with my family and god knows how but despite having bumpers on my ball got stuck like this for the entire round”), and they embrace spontaneity like “i am going to draw” rather than structured planning. Taken together—introspective, emotionally intense, metaphor-heavy, fandom‑driven, and somewhat chaotic—the profile best matches INFP.

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Artist, utaite & TG brainrot haver. Once got a bowling ball stuck even with bumpers. Posting cats, Kaneki takes & Mafumafu love from the cochlea.– @kenseyepatch

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is wired like their timeline: jittery, fandom-fueled, and slightly unhinged, so it starts with coffee liqueur for the permanently-online, sleep-deprived vibe of “hello everyone 240 here I'm so ill and I'm going to die 😭😭😭😭bmy last words are stream mafumafu and also read tokyo ghoul”. Blue curaçao nods to the 💙 in their bio and their endless devotion to utaite/After the Rain, like “happy 10th anniversary!!! 🤍💙🥹 #AtR10周年 #AftertheRain10周年”. Lychee juice brings a deceptively soft sweetness that hides emotional damage, fitting tweets like “reading tokyo ghoul will make you want to beat kanekis biological family with hammers”. A shot of spiced rum captures their chaotic, slightly murderous humor in posts such as “some of you are going to be Dead in the next 24 hours” and “im killing everyone”. Finally, edible silver glitter swirls on top like brain-rot sparkles, honoring the way characters and creators consume their mind, from “asya is taking over my brain like a brain eating amoeba” to “as much as i love all of them hibana will always have a special place in my heart”, making the drink look as dramatic as their caps-lock rants about anime, games, and planes probably crashing anyway.

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Their timeline is saturated with introspective, often metaphorical humor and niche media analysis, which points strongly to Ravenclaw’s wit and intellectual bent. They show a reflective, self-aware streak in posts like “i used to be so annoying 3 years ago good god why didn't anyone stop me”, demonstrating meta-cognition about their own growth. Their engagement with series like Tokyo Ghoul and utaite culture is analytical rather than just fannish; for instance, calling the TG anime “lowkirkuinely edgeslop” in “tg anime is lowkirkuinely edgeslop” shows critical evaluation and wordplay at once. They naturally connect ideas across media, such as when they say “can i just say this panel reminds me of rolling girl it probably doesn't make sense but it rlly does”, which reflects associative, interpretive thinking. Even their dark jokes are often built as clever hyperboles or analogies, like “being queerbaited by tokyo ghoul is like losing chess to a dog but the dog is a world chess master and for some reason I'm playing solitaire”, highlighting a very Ravenclaw-esque love of inventive comparison and linguistic play. Overall, the combination of niche interests, constant references, self-analysis, and sharp humor makes Ravenclaw the best fit.

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The best fit is wowaka’s Rolling Girl, both for its themes and its Vocaloid/utaite roots. They explicitly connect Tokyo Ghoul to this song, saying “this panel reminds me of rolling girl it probably doesn't make sense but it rlly does. especially the last part of the song”, showing they deeply resonate with its narrative of mental struggle and repetition. Their timeline is full of dark, self-deprecating humor (“hello everyone 240 here I'm so ill and I'm going to die 😭😭😭😭bmy last words are stream mafumafu and also read tokyo ghoul”, “I am going to kill myself and my suicide note will say studio pierrots fault”), which mirrors the song’s spiraling, overwhelmed mindset. At the same time, they’re passionate and earnest about their interests—Mafumafu, After the Rain, Tokyo Ghoul, utaite culture (“you've all met me at a very after the rain time of my life”, “wxs are pretty generic … but niigo. you all need to listen to more utaite”)—just like Rolling Girl’s desperate energy. The song’s mix of emotional chaos, persistence, and distinctly Vocaloid/utaite identity lines up almost perfectly with how they present themselves online.

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