Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Devoted Partner: He expresses intense love and loyalty, maintaining a "corner where I keep all the things my bf gives me".
- Self-Reflective: He is actively "owning up to my mistakes" by apologizing to people he has wronged in the past.
- Authentic Identity: Despite not "passing," he firmly "respects my pronouns & identity" and embraces being a man with long hair and nails.
- Open Communicator: He is transparent about his mental health, discussing his "autism and being bipolar" to foster awareness.
- Affectionate Friend: He openly declares that he "genuinely love all my friends" despite feeling like a side character.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional Instability: He struggles with extreme mood shifts, such as being "so irritated" or "shaking so hard" during a relapse.
- Social Insecurity: He suffers from "immense amount of random jealousy, anxiety, and guilt" in school environments.
- Reckless Anger: He admits to staying in servers specifically to "rage bait" those who hate him.
- Extreme Clinginess: He self-identifies as "clingy and pathetic" and demands constant attention from his partner.
- Strained Familial Relationships: He expresses intense hostility toward his family, telling them to "shut up" and calling them annoying.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Like Milhouse, this user describes themselves as a “side character” who often feels overlooked by friends and family. They exhibit a deeply sensitive and self-deprecating nature, admitting, “I look like a fucking loser (I am one)” during social situations. They are intensely devoted to their loved ones to the point of being “clingy and pathetic,” echoing Milhouse’s desperate loyalty and constant need for validation. Furthermore, their tendency to get overwhelmed and “shaking at the thought” of social interaction mirrors Milhouse’s frequent anxiety and emotional outbursts. Overall, both figures navigate life with a mix of awkwardness, intense yearning for connection, and a reliance on niche interests like yaoi or video games to cope.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
August displays clear Introversion (I) through his feelings of being a “side character” to his friends and his tendency to “awkwardly sit in the corner” at parties. His Intuition (N) is evident in his deep, abstract connection to music, describing a song as “what my soul sounds like,” and his frequent introspection regarding his mental health. He is a strong Feeling (F) type, prioritizing emotional vulnerability and intense affection for his boyfriend, often stating “NOTHING MAKES ME FEEL AS GOOD AS BEING LOVED BY YOU.” Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is shown through his spontaneous, disorganized emotional outbursts and a lifestyle where he admits he “needs a new carrd but doesn’t want to,” reflecting a lack of rigid structure.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an entire raw onion? Because even though you're a little intense, I’d still pick you every single time for lunch.
- Forget the ozone layer—you’re the only thing keeping my world from getting too heated, and I promise I’m smart enough to know it.
- I might not be from your favorite BL, but I promise our storyline would be way more interesting than any yaoi coping mechanism.
- You don't need a 23&Me to find out what you're made of—I'm 100% sure you're exactly my type, regardless of the percentages.
- I’d never mistake your kindness for romantic feelings, but I’d definitely skip the 'side character' phase and make you the lead in my life.
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Transmasculine student and avid reader of queer literature. Known for my distinctive style and for once accidentally falling into a pond mid-run. Passionate advocate.– @kentofied
Your signature cocktail
The Corny Clingy Cup (with a side of Onion)
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a man who is “so deeply connected” to his interests that it becomes his entire personality. The strong, bittersweet base reflects his mental health journey, acknowledging that “having autism and being bipolar isn’t for the weak,” while the overwhelming sweetness mirrors how he is “so obsessed” with his partner. The garnish is the real kicker, because only a man who eats “an entire onion” for lunch would appreciate such a pungent finish. Finally, the dark glitter represents his “cunty” style and the fact that he's a “queer man who prefers men,” making this the ultimate experimental coping mechanism in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
August demonstrates the core Hufflepuff values of extreme loyalty and deep emotional investment in his interpersonal relationships. He is fiercely devoted to his partner, stating, “YES I am clingy and pathetic NO I do not have any shame YES I want my bf and only my bf always”. Despite his own struggles, he prioritizes kindness and fairness, even “slowly apologizing to people I’ve wronged in the past” to become a better person. His sensitivity toward his friends and his desire for mutual appreciation, noted when he says, “I genuinely love all my friends but I’m like a side character to them”, highlights a classic Hufflepuff longing for a community built on steady, reciprocal affection.
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Your song
Beautiful Boy (Darling Boy) - John Lennon
August explicitly identifies with this track, stating that “everyone should experience beautiful boy by John Lennon at least once in their life.” The song’s themes of comfort and affection mirror his deep devotion to his partner, whom he frequently describes as his “amazing, gorgeous, sweet boyfriend” and his “favorite person in the world.” While the lyrics provide a sense of security, they also contrast with August's personal struggles, as he often deals with “immense amount of random jealousy, anxiety, and guilt” and a difficult home life. Ultimately, the song encapsulates his desire for a peaceful, loving environment where he can feel “actually appreciated and loved.”
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