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They come across as a smart, anxious overachiever suddenly thrown into a new academic world, very Lisa-coded: they just got into a federal university for Computer Engineering and are already stressing about calculus, saying they’ll “study so much calculus” they’ll “shit numbers and letters” “puta merda vou estuda tamto cálculo q vou cagar numero e letra e sla mais oq”. Like Lisa, they’re proud of their academic win but also self-deprecating and overwhelmed, joking that they don’t know anything about college and are “just going” “me sinto assim qnd me perguntam algo da faculdade gnt eu n sei de prr nenhuma eu so to indo”, while also looping obsessively on having “all the documents” ready “tenho todos os documentos tenho todos os documentos”. There’s strong emotional introspection and sensitivity, like when they’re afraid their acceptance might be a dream “to c mto medo de acordar e ser sonho pqp caralhoo” and when they talk about crying and wanting reciprocated love “chorar é tao bom imagina chorar de amor e ser correspondido da ate tesao”. Their progressive, queer identity and repeated coming out to family “vou te q ta me assumindo pela quarta vez fml em negação é uma porra” also fits Lisa’s moral seriousness and willingness to stand apart from her environment. At the same time, their fandom obsessions (Haikyuu, k-pop, ships like Zanka and Sangwon/Alex) and creative character work “estudando os personagens q minha cabeça ta criando pra au q meu amigo pediu” mirror Lisa’s mix of nerdy passion and artistic imagination.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: there’s a lot of inner emotional monologue and online fandom/football commentary, but little about big social gatherings; they even worry about fitting in with new people, e.g. wondering if they’re the only twink in the freshman group: “sera qi sou o unico twink no grupo de calouros”. Their interests and language are strongly intuitive (N): they dramatize studying in metaphorical ways like “puta merda vou estuda tamto cálculo q vou cagar numero e letra” and spin experiences into stories and fantasies about characters and ships, such as “a parti de hj tenho um sonho do alex beijando o sangwon”. They prioritize emotion and relational meaning over detached logic, pointing to feeling (F): they gush over characters and friends (“amo a amizade deles #queria”) and emphasize the emotional impact of things like being outed or coming out again (“vou te q ta me assumindo pela quarta vez fml em negação é uma porra”). Finally, they seem perceiving (P) rather than highly structured: they frequently describe losing or forgetting things, improvising, and dealing with chaos—e.g. “gente eu esqueci o local do meu exame” and scrambling with documents and CPF (“tenho todos os documentos tenho todos os documentos”; “ACHEI meu cpf”). Taken together—the introspective tone, imaginative fandom focus, emotional expressiveness, and somewhat disorganized spontaneity—INFP is the best overall fit.

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Ian, 20 | trans masc bi nerd, future Computer Engineer at UFSCar. Once ‘just checked’ SISU and ended up in first place. Haikyuu, K‑pop & Corinthians.– @keoncinha

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This drink starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans for the wired, slightly chaotic grind of someone who screams “puta merda vou estuda tamto cálculo q vou cagar numero e letra e sla mais oq” and celebrates “um dia vc ta zuando c seu amigo falando 'imagina se eu passo pra exatas sendo de humanas kkk' e no outro teu nome ta na primeira lista de chamada e em primeiro lugar pra engenharia de computação”. The açaí pulp with a toasted cassava flour rim is straight from their timeline snack of “uma tigela de açaí c farinha + caroço de açaí quentinho”, grounding all the chaos in something cozy and very local. Pink grapefruit soda brings the bright, queer pop of a trans twink who can tweet “sera qi sou o unico twink no grupo de calouros” and also melt over anime boys like “quwro ser o kenma de shortinho”. A dash of sea salt nods to the anxiety and tears behind the jokes, from “to c mto medo de acordar e ser sonho pqp caralhoo” to the love-hungry “chorar é tao bom imagina chorar de amor e ser correspondido da ate tesao”. Finally, the lime wedge is that sharp Corinthiano edge that yells “SALVE O CORINTHIANS” and “GOL VIADO”, keeping the whole cocktail loud, messy, and impossible not to notice.

Your Hogwarts House
Ian shows a strong love of learning and almost nerdy excitement about studying, even while joking about the difficulty: they say they’ll study so much calculus they’ll “shit numbers and letters” in “puta merda vou estuda tamto cálculo q vou cagar numero e letra e sla mais oq” and talk about being excited and anxious to see “a board full of numbers” in “#ansioso pra chorar vendo um quadro lotado de número e ir ler um livro inteiro de terror pra acalmar meu cérebro”. They clearly take pride in academic achievement and intellectual challenge, describing the irony of a humanities kid getting first place in engineering in “um dia vc ta zuando c seu amigo falando 'imagina se eu passo pra exatas sendo de humanas kkk' e no outro teu nome ta na primeira lista de chamada e em primeiro lugar pra engenharia de computação”. There’s also a reflective, self‑aware side: they clarify they actually like social sciences in “js pareceu q eu odeio ciências sociais kkkkkkkkkk eu gst mto desse ngc, uma tem q ser e ja é minha”, which shows a thoughtful approach to their interests rather than pure impulse. Their fandom engagement is detail‑oriented and analytical, like when they comment on characters’ behavior in Gachiakuta in “primeiro, eu odiei o mano da gangue roxinha la dos apóstolos da nubank mlc se passa mto” and “gostei do zanka qnd ele começou a se desesperar e fugir do cocô mto bom meu fav”, reflecting a tendency to dissect stories and characters. While there are flashes of Gryffindor bravado in their football and personal life tweets, the consistent threads of intellectual pride, curiosity, and enjoyment of complex material align them most strongly with Ravenclaw.

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A well-suited song is Story of My Life by One Direction, especially given how central Louis and that era of fandom are to them, as seen in “2026 álbum do louis aprovação na federal” and “LOUIS ESSA É PRA VOCE PASSEI NA FEDERAL”. The song’s themes of growing up, struggling, and still pushing forward mirror their journey from anxiety about the SISU and exams to celebrating being “UFSCAR 2026,” like in “um dia vc ta zuando c seu amigo falando 'imagina se eu passo pra exatas sendo de humanas kkk' e no outro teu nome ta na primeira lista de chamada” and “PASSEI NA FEDERAL”. It also fits the mix of vulnerability and resilience they show when talking about coming out and family, for example “vou te q ta me assumindo pela quarta vez fml em negação é uma porra” and “mae eu sou um homem trans, bissexual e.. kpopper”. Their romantic, slightly dramatic side — “chorar é tao bom imagina chorar de amor e ser correspondido da ate tesao” — also matches the emotional, nostalgic tone of the song. Overall, Story of My Life captures their love of fandom, intense feelings, and the sense that they’re writing a new chapter of their life story right now.

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