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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson best: passionate, expressive, and a little overdramatic in a smart, self-aware way. Like Lisa, they care deeply about their interests and will defend them intensely, e.g. their fierce stanning of Cortis and annoyance at haters: “hj to loka pra sapecar tiro na cara de qm vir falar bosta do cortis”. They show emotional intelligence and clear boundaries, as in calling out a friend for being rude under the guise of humor: “oi amigo/a, não aceito q vc me humilhe constantemente… eu irei sim me afastar de você ❣️”, which feels very Lisa-esque. They’re also introspective and openly talk about self-image and frustration, like in “adoro qnd me bate um pico de autoestima… mas depois volta a auto depreciação e eu sofro de novo”. Finally, their organized fangirl energy and desire to study but also just be a fan, as in “gebte eu nao quero estudar eu nao quero fazer nada eu so quero ser uma fangirl”, lines up well with Lisa’s mix of responsibility and intense fandom/obsession phases.

Your MBTI personality Type
They explicitly self-type as ISTJ in their bio, but their tweets show strong emotional expressiveness and caretaking, which aligns better with ISFJ. On the I–E axis, they are very online yet socially sensitive, often feeling overlooked by mutuals, as in “fico tao sem gracinha quando interajo com moots e eles não interagem de volta 🚶🏽♀️”, suggesting introversion with a small but valued circle. Their S preference shows in concrete, sensory detail and daily-life focus: acne skincare complaints in “odeio a acne num nivel tao grande pq to usando um sabonete proprio e minha boca tá SECA, meu lábio superior tá parecendo que foi assado…” and specific mentions of phones, photo cards, and outfits rather than abstract theory. They lean clearly F over T by prioritizing feelings, relationships, and empathy, e.g. calling out a friend for disrespect under a faux-humor guise in “oi amigo/a, não aceito q vc me humilhe constantemente e seja grosseiro comigo só pra causar 'humor'…” and defending idols from unfair hate in “hater do cortis é um bicho engraçado… precisam se sentir vistos nem q seja na internet 😭”. Their J side appears in strong opinions, moral boundaries, and attempts at structure, like using phone focus mode to force themselves to study in “desativei todas as redes sociais usando o método de foco do meu telefone pra me forçar a estudar…” and setting clear standards about not hanging out with underage heavy drinkers in “dsclp mas a pessoa q vive bebendo sendo menor d idade… n vai andar cmg ; ;”. Altogether, this points to a warm, protective, detail-focused introvert with firm values—most consistent with ISFJ rather than a strictly logic-dominant ISTJ.

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20 • Brazilian ISTJ • K‑pop & fashion enthusiast who once tried to quit social media to study and just ended up napping instead. Digital diary in progress.– @keonhocachinhos

Your signature cocktail
Strawberry-infused soju is for their cute, hyper-fangirl heart and love for sweet things like “#sobremesatwt eu sou doente por salada de frutas” and “🍓🍰⭐”. Sparkling guaraná soda channels their Brazilian energy and chaotic timeline, from yelling about haters in “hj to loka pra sapecar tiro na cara de qm vir falar bosta do cortis” to dramatic study struggles in “gebte eu nao quero estudar eu nao quero fazer nada eu so quero ser uma fangirl”. Lychee liqueur captures their soft, romantic side and desperate crush energy in “EU SO QUERIA UM AMOR” and “QUEM VOTOU NO MUTUAL CRUSH ME BEIJE AGORA”. Rose syrup is the touch of fashionista elegance and curated aesthetic from “# FaSHi𝚘Nis𝚝a ୭ 🌺” and their pretty-boy worship like “meu rei multitalentos… juhoon você vai ser famoso p caralho”. A sharp splash of lime juice adds the sour honesty of an ISTJ who sets boundaries, as seen in “oi amigo/a, não aceito q vc me humilhe constantemente… e eu irei sim me afastar de você ❣️” and their blunt takes on fandom drama in “gente e essa coisa q jura q o cortis fez coisa errada… parem de passar vergonha JÁ”. Together it’s sweet, fizzy, slightly chaotic, and just strong enough to feel like staying up all night streaming Cortis and dreaming about pcs in “#loka p comprar meus pcs do lsrfm illit e cortiiiisssss”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Gryffindor-style boldness and willingness to confront people directly. For example, they openly call out friends who treat them badly instead of staying quiet, writing: “oi amigo/a, não aceito q vc me humilhe constantemente e seja grosseiro comigo só pra causar 'humor', eu não acho isso engraçado nem de bom tom, e eu irei sim me afastar de você ❣️”. Their protective, almost combative defense of their faves also fits Gryffindor’s confrontational streak: “hj to loka pra sapecar tiro na cara de qm vir falar bosta do cortis” and “hater do cortis é um bicho engraçado… os tonhos só não tem atenção em casa e precisam se sentir vistos nem q seja na internet 😭” show they’re quick to stand up for what they care about. Even in lighter contexts, they respond to hurt or frustration with dramatic, brave language, like “VCS VAO SEGURAR A MINHA MAO E ME PROMETER ISSO” and “eu vou descobrir quem sao as 7 pessoas salvando essa porra e vou sapecar tiro no portão pra ficar esperto”, which reflects an impulsive, confrontational temperament more than quiet loyalty or strategic calculation. While they are loyal and affectionate to idols and moots, the dominant traits are courage, emotional intensity, and a readiness to fight for their feelings and opinions, which aligns most closely with Gryffindor.

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A song that best suits them is Kill This Love by BLACKPINK: flashy, dramatic, a little angry, but ultimately confident and self‑protective. They’re a passionate K‑pop fangirl who explicitly loves BLACKPINK, as they say in their intro: “i like cortis, cortis, cortis, blackpink…”, so a powerful BLACKPINK anthem fits naturally. The song’s theme of cutting off what hurts you matches their firm boundaries, like when they tell a friend: “i don't accept you humiliating me constantly… and i will distance myself from you”. Their timeline swings between romantic longing and frustration—“I JUST WANTED A LOVE”—and hardening up after getting hurt: “before i suffered / now i’m cold”, which mirrors the song’s break‑up‑as-empowerment narrative. On top of that, their fashionista energy and dramatic, hyper online tone—defending their faves, threatening to ‘sapecar tiro’ at haters, and living for aesthetic photos—align perfectly with the bold, explosive, girlboss vibe of Kill This Love.

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